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2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to see the opportunity in things, I don’t actually act on opportunities, but if I did act on opportunities I’d be very fucking rich, because they are pretty obvious…whether it was TINDER, OR SNAP, or even Youtube….Sex Toys and Instagram Brands…I was there years before saying “you know what would be a good idea”…

So today’s billion dollar opportunity is the mandatory vaccinations to access private businesses which they are trying to push despite the vaccines being experimental and not done the human trials… means a need for mandatory unvaccinated spots for the people who think COVID is a marketing ploy to sell experimental vaccines to people…

So cruise ships for unvaccinated, airlines for unvaccinated, hotels for unvaccinated, casinos for unvaccinated people, stores, restaurants, bars. Huge industry!

The funny thing is that the vaccinated who are all like “you can’t hang with us with your non vaccinated healthy immune systems”….who basically want to lynch the unvaccinated cuz we want more DATA before injected shit into our bodies…I mean I used to be scared of smoking weed from sketchy people cuz I assumed it was soaked in Pine Sol, I’m not about to trust big pharma and social media pressure when I see people I despite doing what they call “VAXXIES”…which is selfies for vaccinations….because putting a cute name on it doesn’t make it any less gay you faggots..

Anyway….so the OPPRESSIVE REGIME that is the vaccinated…maybe it’s a totalitarian regime…I didn’t do well in world history class….are going to try to shut you down the hot spots for the non vaccinated cuz we don’t want your vaccine shedding near us…we don’t want you HIGH viral load that you have no symptoms of in our AIR…we’re trying to STAY SAFE…we are IN THIS TOGETHER…but they’ll all start crying discrimination because the unvaccinated world will be so much cooler and the vaccinated will be mad they can’t be a part of it…..they’ll call it segregation and start blowing up cities because of it…

WHICH IS MORE REASON TO START OPENING UP BUSINESS FOR THE UNVACCINATED….

Holly Sonders Works Out in Her Sexy Lingerie
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Kim K Bikinis in the Sun
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Dead Rapper of the Day
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Madison Pettis in a Men’s Shirt
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For Some Reason Giants Fans Brought a Huge Bunny to a Baseball Game
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Man and his Crocodile Friend
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News Crew Loses It…
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Bodybuilder Stacks Up Against Peacock And Beats It!
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Steve O in Alaska – Could Be Old…Is Definitely Crazy
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Driver’s Fast Reactions Saved Him From The Derailed Tram!
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Drunk Driver in the Act
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Watch Cam Girls Be Fun
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is a crazy place…that’s why I suggest you turn off your internet for your mental health and think of it as training for when the government turns off the internet…we’re not there yet…but I wouldn’t be surprised if I were you when it happens….

I saw some human trafficking ring went down and some dude who recruited underage girls to bang for money was arrested and I thought – with the state of social media or the media I’m sure the underage girls he is getting charged for selling for sex were all willing cuz that’s what their idols do..

That isn’t to say human traffickers shouldn’t go down, or that underage human trafficking isn’t terrible…it’s just to say that social media is dangerous for kids and should require valid ID to access….kids don’t belong on the internet it is a depraved place full of depraved things and even their idols are selling sex on OnlyFans for money…why have morals, values, or some decency or even subtleties…why be modest when you can CASH THE FUCK IN…

The funniest thing about OnlyFans…and the idols on OnlyFans who I think are in part responsible for young girls running from home to get internet rich with creeps…is that they are all “FREE THE NIPPLE” on IG when IG censors them…but their leaked OnlyFans content is them HIDING their nipple..Free the Nipple – except when I am on OnlyFans getting paid…the logic of our world…

So dudes, losers, but dudes are paying to see less skin than on instagram, on content that’s not exclusive or even good quality….when they should be paying for actual check from actual women….

I hear so many influencers on OnlyFans make 100k, 300k, 1,000,000 dollars in a month…no fucking joke…legit crazy numbers 10 to 100 times more than they’d make selling skinny teas in a month and I am not against the selling of sex or nudes…if there is SEX and nudes…cockteasing pics can suck a dick and so can girls in your area that are likely less expensive than sexting an influencer’s Virtual Assistant from india like he was her…

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Iggy Azalea’s Twerk is Wild
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Kylie Pulls Down her Pants to Show her Fitness Results
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Sofya Zhuk Drops a Tongue Out Bikini Selfie
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Old Bitches in bikinis Trying to Relive the Cheer Days
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Miss Kansas and Chiefs Heiress Gracie Hunt Celebrates Earth Day
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Bella Hadid in a Wig Being Seductive
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Tiffany – Posted a Huge Titty Selfie for her 49th Birthday – I thought she was 75.
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Chick in a Crop Top Doing Soccer Ball Tricks
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Model Liz Turner Promotes Bikinis
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Hannah Leah Celebrates Earth Day Every Day
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Going to Bed with Hailey Beiber!
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Farm Chick Works the Gate
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Funny Stop Sign Fail
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Sophie Turner’s Totally See Through Shirt at the Store
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Dua Lipa’s Cleavage Selfie!
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TikTok’s Hype House is Getting a Reality Show
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Model Gizele Models Thong Bikiis
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Wave Destroys Restaurant
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Rockets Guard Sterling Brown “Could Have Died” After Being Hit in the Head With a Bottle Outside of a Miami Strip Club
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Leaving Africa…
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Territorial Turtle Chases Off Lion
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Roller Coaster Ride for Crocodiles…
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O.J. Simpson Weighs In on LeBron James’ Deleted Tweet Controversy
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Lindsey Vonn’s See Through Selfie!
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Lucy Hale’s Sports Bra Selfie!
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Ellen Drove Portia to the Hospital While High
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Wizards Rookie Deni Avdija Suffers a Nasty Fractured Ankle During an Awkward Landing
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Day in the Life with TikTok Star Addison Rae
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Hottest Mom Ever – Irina Shayk
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Coins with Booby Traps
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Homeless Woman Has Master’s Degree in Engineering
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Why COVID mRNA Vaccines Took 50 Years to Make!
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Katie Kearney Loses Her Clothes for Earth Day
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Madonna’s Daughter – Lourdes Leon Amazing in Photoshoot.
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Whoopi Goldberg is Writing a Old Black Woman Super Hero Movie
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Neighbors Shut Down the Party
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Musician Ezra Furman Announces She’s Trans
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Making Music with Bar Codes
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IKEA Employee Answers IKEA Questions
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Reds Pitcher Lucas Sims Went Viral for Throwing Every Single Ball the Umpire Gave Him to the Dugout
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley’s in a Photoshoot – Still a Crowd Favorite
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Harry Styles to Star in a Gay Scene
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Idiot Under Estimates Depth of the Water
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Jarrett Stidham’s Wife Kennedy Shows Off Her Tan Lines in Skimpy Bikini
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Maddy Petsch Wet to the Museum
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Bags for Any Occassion
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Sofia Richie Hot in Bikini
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Josie Canseco in Tight Shorts
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Sophie Turner and Dwarf Husband
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Bella Thorne Bikini
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Paris Hilton Hot in a Pink Dress
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Caitlin McGee in a SHoot with Cleavage
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Suki Waterhouse in a Nipple Shoot
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Anna Kendrick – Still Gross
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Ambrosio in Jeans
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Larsen Thompson Legs in Short Shorts
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Madonna – 100 Years Old
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Kaia Gerber’s Skinny in Leggings
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Sisi Stringer’s Big Tits
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In Case You Missed it – Brie Larson in a Swimsuit
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Lisa Rinna’s Daughter in Leggings
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Blowing Out the Candles
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7 Acts that Make You A Whore
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You Know There’s Too Much Porn when Censored for Betas is a Fetish…We Called it Scrambled Porn and Hated Jerking Off To It
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Bhad Bhabie’s Only Fans Contnet
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Doll in the Pussy
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Hiking Squirt
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Glory Hole Rookie
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TikTok Transitions Done Right.
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Hot Body
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Her Three Favorite Toys.
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Shower Fuck
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Squat and Ride
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Sucking Dick on a Picnic Bench
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Panties On – Dildo Fuck
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Dinner in the Foreground
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Lesbian Pool Fuck
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Fitness Model Gets Hot
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Making Messes
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Nude Model in Cowboy Boots
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Squirting Through Panties
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Old Lady Glamour Model
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Big Ass Dildo Ride
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Garage Fuck
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Girl’s Close Up Pussy
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Girl Fingers Girl
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GO DEEP
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Strap On Lesbians
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Hot Times on the Beach with a Ginger
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Ruining Leggings
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Dildo at the Beach
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Squirting on her Face
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Arcadia’s Figure
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Butt Plug Falling Out
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23 People Having a Shitty Day
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Festival Fuck
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Pussy Eating Dykes
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Hot Features
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Nude Model Medina
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2021

Apr

Shay Mitchell Lingerie of the Day

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Relatively new mom Shay Mitchell, the Canadian dream who I thought would have thought of herself as too good for Canada, only to get knocked up by what I bet was her childhood crush, a Much Music VJ, more creepy than Hailey Bieber ending up with Bieber, because at least he’s Bieber, where in Shay Mitchell’s union, only motherfucker is the winner…

She’s hugely famous on social media cuz she was cast in a very popular show when IG happened…so she makes money from acting, but also from instagram influencer shit…then she’s got a few product lines that probably also make her money…and she’s got a line of young adult fiction that will end up being turned into movies or a series…I’m sure…cuz that’s the shit rich people do….and I find the whole thing exhausting….

But yeah…New Mom Shay Mitchell is looking hotter than she’s ever looked an she’s half naked showing ass…cuz everyone is perverted and sex sells and is trendy and clearly based on her kid..she likes being cummed inside…

So I wasn’t a Shay Mitchell fan before, but this look…is a good one…better if you pretend her vagina hasn’t exploded due to childbirth…

Solid new look…

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2021

Apr

Dua Lipa Latex of the Day

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Dua Lipa is doing a Puma Ad in the funniest way, because she’s in lingerie…it’s like why promote a tennis shoe…or a running shoe…without pantyhose and a teddy…I don’t know if they still call the one piece a “teddy”….but I remember them being called Teddies in the 80s and I always found it idiotic…I guess I could have googled it instead of having a conversation with myself about it…

Anyway, shoe company trying to be relevant, fashionable, working with someone who is a trending popstar from Youtube and now rich as shit in the mainstream, so you know they paid her MILLIONS for this campaign….getting girls have naked in what could be seen as fetish gear…and not just to Hypebeast sneaker heads who are the lamest people in the world…but who jerk off to sneakers but for the rest of us who don’t notice the shoes, we’re looking at the tits…

The sexualization of everything, even sneakers is funny to me….

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2021

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It is pretty funny that THONGS became all the rage in the panty industry, at least for the consumer because it’s clearly a far less functional product design….it doesn’t even cover the asshole which is probably one of two things a panty-wearer would want to cover….so it’s literally doing a half assed job…

Yet, praying on the emotions of the panty wearer, making them think that their more efficient panty was out of style, ugly, for old ladies, not very modern, not very sexy, nothing but embarrassment and instead of taking it to the streets to survey men on which panty style they would be turned on by if a girl they brought home was wearing them….to which I will guarantee you they will all say “I don’t care”…because we don’t care…

So the panty manufacturers, thanks to “marketing” which I guess is just emotional manipulation for profit, got to sell a ton of thongs to replace and update panty collections…and it all had less fabric than traditional panties, fraction of the amount of fabric, but that they don’t have to lower price on…ULTIMATE SCAM.

Now that the THONG hype is over, THONGS are being used by girls to show their assholes without explicitly showing their asshole…even though their asshole by definition is explicit…you get what I am saying…it’s the easy entry level asshole flash that takes some shine off the asshole flash and makes it more a “panty” shot.

Yes, I’ve over thought this….

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2021

Apr

Lottie Moss Ass of the Day

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I’ve been making fun of Lottie Moss since she first hit the scene for being a bootleg Kate Moss, mooching off Kate Moss’ fame because they are sisters, or half sisters, but the truth is that Lottie probably had less to do with that than the media playing her up because of it, I mean MOSS is her last name, how the fuck else was she to do it…maybe like Kate Winslet’s actress daughter who Winslet, one of the biggest stars out there, claims launched her acting career secretly….because they have different last names….as if the people casting her didn’t google her and find out she was Kate Winslet’s daughter…you know what I mean…it’s a bullshit storyline….

Anyway, we’re talking about the other Kate, who was a fashion icon, super luxurious and high fashion, at fashion parties doing fashion drugs, with rockstars and artists…you know back when it was more exclusive and groupies of IG couldn’t get access…you had to actually be in the scene…a crazy concept….

So when a chubby and trashier version of her came up, it was weird but more modern since everyone is a fucking trashcan….and for whatever reason I took the stance that it was a bad thing…forgetting that she’s got fat tits and a a good waist to hip ratio with that muppet IG face…ready for reality TV and an ONLY FANS account….

But I’ve decided that girls getting naked on the internet for money to pave their way in the world…is a noble, lazy, but noble cause…and when they have famous relatives…even better because the it is unnecessary but a solid cash grab…and money is everyone’s fetish…so get it….it’s clout…

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2021

Apr

Alexis Ren Short Skirt of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but Instagram is pretty fucking porny now and it’s hilarious…because you know when these girls hit instagram with their bikini pics, being sexual, they were doing it for dudes to jack off to them or at least follow them because they were trying to lay the foundation of being someone that dudes would want to fuck…it was good for business…

But the funny thing with all that is that they played it up like they were influencers and we were just perverts sexualizing them…and that they weren’t sexualizing themselves or looking for pervert energy in their “Felt Cute May Delete Later” pics….of them on all fours in skimpy bikinis…that’s just casual day at the beach shit…

So someone like Ren, who was really just a prop or skin or tits and ass that have since become bolt on tits and ass were just cast in sensual travel content that her boyfriend at the time put together…and it was always pretty perverted but for whatever reason it was seen as travel content, it went viral, and brands got on board because perversion is like anything, if it gets views and likes it’s worth monetizing…you when it is trending and viral…worth monetizing or sponsoring…and the fact it’s pornographic gets thrown out the window…meanwhile brands refuse to advertise on actual porn…it never makes sense to me that an EmRata or Ren who built a business on being nude were able to build a business with legit brands instead of just only fans members….

So brand support porn and don’t call it porn when it has Kim K level followers, since it converts for them….but brands call less porny shit porn when it doesn’t….LOGIC….2+2=5

So anyway, my theory is that the exposed ass in a short skirt is going to be the summer trend, you know who perverted can these girls who get naked online get….and this is Ren demonstrating her version….which is a tight upskirt..without it being a full on upskirt.

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2021

Apr

Panty Scratching Youtube Video of the Day

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You know, Youtube is a very fucked up place but they don’t like to tell you about the underbelly of their platform…which involves all the porn that gets uploaded to the platfrom that doesn’t get flagged…and porn is really a catch all term to things creepy dudes jerk off to…which is why I am very against kids using the platform….because as long as there has been Youtube, there has been dudes jerking off to youtube…

I used to post Youtube Porn I came across, we’re talking 15 or 16 years ago, so it’s NOTHING new….I was doing it to call them out for their hypocrisy…for running ads, being publicly traded while being degenerate as fuck….but for whatever reason…they never got cancelled…

I don’t really give a fuck about how disgusting the mainstream media and big tech platforms are…or at least how hypocritical they are…because I am not an activist trying to get them shut down..

Plus videos of a girl in panties scratching herself as ASMR is just so fucking weird, I need Youtube to find it….a valid and effective search tool I guess.

The world is nuts.

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2021

Apr

Caylee Cowan High Cut Swimsuit of the Day

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I don’t know much about Caylee Cowan other than she’s a big titty actress who hasn’t gone full viral yet, so she’s navigating the horrible industry and figuring it out and I am sure she’ll figure it out, because big titties are a currency or a value add that just can’t fail if they have a host body that puts a little effort in.

She is in some Nic Cage movie called WILLY WONDERLAND or something…so that’s probably a solid launch pad…I am looking at her IMDB that is filled with the weirdest trivia…including…

She has a leather bound 640 page journal with her initials “C.C.C.” engraved on the front cover. The journal is hand-made by a professional bookbinder from Oradea, Romania named Dragos.

Sounds satanic to me…..isn’t Romania where vampires and from and C.C.C. sounds a little like well…you do the math on that one….I’m not about to deep dig into that shit…

Caylee Cowan is estranged from her biological father.

Sounds a little like Daddy issues you’d need to make it in America…or at least in Hollywood…you know having a relationship with your actual parents gets in the way of SUCCESS…

Then there’s:

She went to 11 different schools and graduated a year early from high school.

Hmmmmmmmmm…..ok….

That said, I do like the army boots in a swimsuit on the beach look….it’s kind of what you’d want being deployed to look like at least after being deployed and realizing the army pussy isn’t as good as the brothel in the local military town pussy….

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2021

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are the best kind of drops…not that I know many other kinds of drops…I mean there’s dropping babies, which could be a better kind of drop assuming you’re the dad and you can get away with it after first hand knowledge that the dad life isn’t for you…”I dropped the baby into the well…it was an accident…can we call it SIDS?”…..then there are “music” drops…where the marketers who make too much money hype up a dumb song from a dumb overpaid pop singer….”ALBUM DROPS SOON”….there’s dropping your pants and pulling your pathetic penis out for hookers, strippers, or strangers…but that usually ends with shame….or a sex offender charge….you can drop it like it’s hot…but that doesn’t mean anything..it’s just a quote used in pop music as a slogan or expression for the basic idiots with no minds to use in their day to day conversation…there’s dropping egg…where girls egg hits their fallopian tube…you know ready to be inseminated…which is the lead in to dropping the baby….I guess you can drop a deuce..but I hate talking about shitting…so we’ll just pretend we don’t do that….dropping loads….but dropping is a little overhyping or inflating the pathetic dribble that if I am lucky I pretend is dropping loads…I guess your balls can drop when you’re a kid and for some people they never drop…and I don’t see how that’s any better than titty drops…so in conclusion big tits being used proper thanks to social pressure since everyone is a follower….makes for good drops…and here’s today’s round-up.

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