My life philosophy with hot biker chicks has always been sniff the seats when no one is around and no one is looking… The streets are filled with annoying bikers who are on their springtime afternoon ride because they are getting ready for their Easter Long Weekend since they work normie jobs and get rewarded […]

Like every St Patty’s day, I am going to get to a bar, post up and drink until I can’t walk…hoping to find a midget chick I can dress up like a leprechaun to have sex with while it does an Irish Jig at least once in my life. You know, to make my St […]

As annoying as all the Ukrainian propaganda has been over the last year, which isn’t to say that you shouldn’t have your flags, hate Russia, send all your tax dollars to Ukraine, it’s just to say that to someone who doesn’t give a fuck about wars in other countries, it’s a pretty boring conversation to […]

Is it International Women’s Day today? Not Mother’s Day? Not Valentine’s Day? Not International Trad Wife get in the kitchen day? Not International Women can’t drive day? Just straight up International Woman’s Day, that forces you to. think about what women have done for you lately? Sure they gave you life, but was that really […]

Whenever I see a retard working the cash at a grocery store, I think to myself, that guy is probably an onlyfans customer. You know there is no way that his entire paycheck doesn’t go directly into the pocket of some whore manipulating him, and I feel bad about that….sure, lots of money can be […]

The grocery store, which is my only social interaction in the world, is a place where I learn so much. Like that not all asian women at the grocery store work at the rub and tug…no matter how many times you ask, they’ll likely be offended and cry Asian hate, which can get you life […]

I know there’s this extreme unbalance in the distribution of wealth and that you, my fair reader, are in the top echelon of society, reading this from the villa with the servants sucking your dick, so it’s hard to really grasp that poor people exist…. But as a broke ass loser, I am totally excited […]

You’re never too old to try…. I mean you’re probably too old to try and in being old and out of touch, you probably won’t hit what you need to hit when trying, but you can try. You can also look at all those inspirational articles on social media telling you things like Walmart Walton […]

Jump into the fucking weekend like a nudist tramp on a trampoline, showcasing the floppiness of her tits, so that they can act like a question at POP QUIZ NIGHT or TRIVIA NIGHT at the local bar you go to because you’re a sad sack of shit, where the visual question is “BABIES OR NO […]

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