Good thing no one reads this site….so they don’t hear me when I say don’t trust the internet and turn off the internet because it is just the internet….because if they did read the site they’d ignore my advice to turn off the internet because they’d want to come back for my witty and genius […]

One of the best memes to summarize the times is that the top song of the year is WET ASS PUSSY from some ex stripper that parents let their kids listen and dance to…I’m talking little kids…listen to a song called wet ass pussy by a stripper and that’s all good…..But that as a society […]

I hope that you spend your weekend doing what influencers do….”just living life for a living”…because the rest of us clearly aren’t living life to the fullest since people aren’t buying our nudes and paying to DM with an Indian call center worker pretending to be us…. BE CAREFUL IF YOU’RE Wearing a skirt in […]

Remember, we live in a world where they convinced you all that Justin Bieber eats his burriots horizontally, all because someone said it was Justin Bieber and the BIG journalists of our time and the BIG publishers of our time just went with it…I mean why not go along with the story, instead of debunking […]

I hope you spent your night watching slutty HOLISTIC and WELLNESS influencers tell you how to live your life better by eating organic, meditating, and being mindful and other bullshit, while rocking a plastic muppet face and some fake tits…whole likely does blow with all her influencer money…which is OK, since it comes from a […]

I hope you are drunk on Holiday cheer, or Bourbon, depending on what you consider being drunk on holiday cheer to be….you know knee deep into jerking off to some of the hottest Christmas movies of yesteryear…because what the fuck else is there to do that stare at a screen and find unique things to […]

Go into tonight thinking of all the people you’ve seen cancelled and who you will see cancelled in the next few months before people forget the whole cancel culture thing and go back to being selfie obsessed selfie takers who don’t have a voice, opinion or annoying things to say….maybe even throw in some COVID […]

The more I stream bullshit TV and movies the dumber and dumber I get….the way they wanted when they created TV….but it’s better than social media…because I’d rather be brain washed by produced movies and tv with high budgets – the old fashioned way, It is better than be annoyed by social media idiots spewing […]

How about some amazing life changing commentary no one reads to accompany your nightly links that EVERYONE clicks on because they are 66 years old and don’t know how the internet works…maybe they are just humoring me because they feel sorry for me…good people…you link clickers… I had something very important to write tonight, All […]

The world is a fucking crazy place and the people in it are all programmed to be snitch rats who follow all the rules and trends and buy into whatever is being sold…From beauty products, to fear, to lies, to any and all of the scams of the internet…because they are told to by their […]