The devil is working hard, not that I believe in religion, but I do believe that evil lives within all humans and without a moral code, raised on the internet, by shitty parents, we are approaching some weird fucking times…not because of that covid shit, but because being a whore is cool. The moth being […]

So I was having sex with a woman who was born during the first pandemic of 1920 and she said that this quarantine hasn’t got shit on that quarantine, and you are all just a bunch of spoiled babies…..I mean she wasn’t technically born in 1920…but her cunt smelled like it so if I was […]

Luckily we are all too busy watching Tiger King and shows of the like when not taking selfies for our own social media accounts we are trying to build out to notice basically anything…because if we actually noticed things…we’d probably be real mad….and that would suck because we’d have to start protesting and fighting for […]

I hear the best way to test your groceries or any packages delivered to you including but not limited to sex workers..for COVID is to lick them. If you get sick 14 days later….you have it and it was contaminated. If you don’t…lick more shit until you do…herd immunity ya know. It’s the responsible way […]

What are some of the family / quarantine rituals you’ve set up for you and your quarantine family, besides chronic masturbation? Are ya’ll having conversations? Playing charades? Doing some throwback family movie nights? Are family members starting to fuck each other like prison inmates? Or are we not at that breaking point? Are girlfriends getting […]

Everyone is programmed to be a victim. You already know that but I was talking to a friend who went to a stripclub, where a fat stripper came up to him to solicit a lap dance, and when he politely said he doesn’t want a lap dance as he just came in for a drink […]

It is Valentine’s Day, so get out there and find girls looking for Valentines. This is their last attempt to find cock before Valentine’s Day…so that on Valentine’s Day they have a date lined up. They are at the height of hopeful romantic…even if they pretend they are happy alone…even if they pretend they don’t […]

Do cross dressers sell their panties online like all them girls do. I sometimes think about my early internet business I tried to set up – selling used panties on ebay and Craigslist that kept getting shut down before we even started. I had lined up the girl willing to wear the panties and another […]