The highlight of my day wasn’t seeing an old couple making out, dude topless, woman in her bra at a park attached to a high school at 3:30 when all the kids were being let out, but I did find it a weird fetish, or thing for an old couple to do…especially when old dudes […]

I don’t understand this argument about period Sex, I never understood the big deal with it, people like hipster millennials complaining and smearing canvases with Period blood declaring it being a woman’s right or nature, When my wife used to get her period before being a menopausal pig, I loved period sex, mainly because it […]

I am a pretty flawed person, so I’ve decided to do some self-help, introspective, work….you see I constantly callout girls for being attention whores, being exhibitionists, being low hanging fruit, tits get hits, low level sex workers.. When I should be encouraging it, I should be celebrating it, recruiting more girls to participate in it…. […]

Sometimes I squeeze my balls to see if I still feel. Other times I pull on my dick shaft to try to make it look more masculine. But most of the times horny girls ask me for selfies because they want to dry out, you know not masturbate wherever they are. Meaning my contribution to […]

I saw a girl in what I thought were the skimpiest shots ever, all of her ass cheeks hanging down, and she was so skinny, almost crackhead / bulemic skinny, only to realize as I got closer that it was just some weirdo looking dude, who looked like he probably would have shot up his […]

Someone told me sharing cellphones is like sharing a used condom…it’s an invasion of person space..but all I could think was what happens when you’re fucking a hooker with your friend who paid for the hooker…and you happen to be there to pick up the table scraps but you’re not dumb enough to go in […]

Remember – the weekend is for fucking fat chicks…because they are easy…but more importantly because you’re disgusting…and that’s more than you deserve…you chronic masturbating asshole… To See the Rest of the StepLINKS open your fucking eyes fool… Nicole Kidman Looking Hot and Hard Nippled CLICK HERE Beyonce Announces Her Kids and their Names…. CLICK HERE […]

I spent my day trying to convince at least 4 girls to get into porn because It would be so hot – and I slowly saw them go from NO WAY to maybe to “yeah that would be hot”…to which I said…”see…I knew you were a whore”… Because that’s the type of time waster I […]