There are links…and then there are stepLINKS… I don’t know what that means, but I know that I am drunk and convinced a girl to give me a topless hug, making me feel a little less of a man because I didn’t get a boner when it happened, even though she was under 25 and […]
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2015
16
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I got my first fan mail in the history of this site. Usually it is death threats. But this one came with a half naked babe telling me how my commentary got her through high school. Now I don’t know how that is possible, but I do know that half naked pics make me almost […]
2015
09
Feb
The Grammys Happened Last Night of the Day
I got so fucked up at a Grammy Party, that I snuck into….and it turns out that Katy Perry was large as fuck, but nice, so I am a fan now…Taylor Swift was seducing me while running around with some dude, and Miley Cyrus, in her little skimpy shorts was grinding up on Madonna, who […]
2015
23
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I like to cause drama with the girls I sext, like we are in a real relationship, because it makes for more passionate sexting…so when I find out a girl bangs her boyfriend or husband, I reprimand them, and it always works out good for me, because it reminds me that real life relationships suck, […]
2015
15
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jan 15, 2015 at 8:54am PST Sometimes, I ask girls to show me their panties…They usually agree to do it…because panties isn’t spread assholes…but sometimes…I ask girls to show me spread assholes…an they usually do it….I would say that my life is pathetic, and it is…but that part […]
2015
14
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The worst thing about being a hermit is living with an unemployed, on disability, obese woman who constantly bothers me… The best thing about being a hermit is no pants, showers, small talk or other social conventions they are trying to control you with. I guess with the internet, social media, sexting…there’s no real need […]
2015
07
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I have arthritis in my hands from 20 years of sexting…which according the the book, that says it takes 10 years to master anything….means I am a seasoned veteran, a pro even….and I think your pussy pics in my phone are a testament to my hard work and sacrifices to the cause….especially when each stroke […]
2014
08
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 12, 2014 at 3:41pm PST In Miami…the strippers are everywhere…and I guess they need to train somewhere, so why not do it on South Beach while perverts like me watch them for free…you know to help sell lap dances you can get later that night…. Pretty amazing […]
2014
05
Dec
stepLINKS of the DAy
Bowling with @anastasiaashley and @lastnightsparty at #artbasel Une photo publiée par www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) le Déc. 12, 2014 at 10:34 PST Miami is alright…there’s just ass and pussy everywhere….just ask USHER – who charged his phone with a vagina and couldn’t quite figure it out because it wasn’t Justin Bieber’s vagina… Here are some links… Taylor […]
2014
04
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I think I am still drunk…because I totally relate to this meme of Ariana Grande….don’t blame me, blame Miami…all these girls are all mad at me for just being fun… The unwanted pregnancy attempts continue… Here are some links.. 30 Wipe Out GIFs GO Bone Fucker GO No Bra City GO Carlo Hidalgo is Topless […]