A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:14am PST This goes out to Derek…the coolest king of Miami who isn’t from Miami but who also isn’t an uptight cunt like 90 percent of the girls I asked to be my girlfriends for the weekend last night…. The only one who agreed […]

Oh hi there… I am in Miami – in a Creeper Van – Grabbing a Pro Sufers Ass… What are you up to? Here are some stepLINKS…. England Just Banned These Things in Porn GO So Much Underboob GO Michelle Lewin THong GO Tinder Fails GO Lady Gaga Tells Howard Stern She Was Sexually Assaulted […]

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:58pm PST The one thing I hate about trannies I meet on tinder, other than the fact that they are trannies, is that they always have bigger dicks than me…and that fucks with my self esteem… Here are some links…. Thigh Gaps! Everywhere…. GO […]

Can you get aids from using a fleshlight you find in the dumpster outside your house? I’m asking for my friend, but not in a “I’m asking for my friend, but I am really asking for me” like you see on shitty TV…but because I gave it a friend of mine and he thinks it’s […]

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:56am PST It’s a snowstorm in the majority of the US, and everyone is going nuts, because they aren’t from Canada and they don’t realize it’s been snowing here since July…which is why I drink, I mean that and forgetting all that has gone […]

You have to be a real asshole to be a Weatherman…. My advice for you romantics tonight is that that if you want to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, or if you’ve ever had the urge to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, you have a window of opportunity to get away […]

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Nov 11, 2014 at 12:14pm PST I hate clubs more than I hate most things. The idea of a room where a bunch of fucking idiots go to waste away and be seen is a total fucking nightmare, especially in this time of EBOLA and no one using […]

Hotel life baby….with my mystery girl #tbt A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:42am PST Trying to bring a stray cat into the local bar to seduce women – never really goes as planned – neither the staff of the bar or the girl you want to suck in will […]

Today I learned that when you are with someone who points out where their loved one died in a horrible car accident – you shouldn’t say – “it’s too bad they didn’t have the car accident up the street, it’s much more scenic”…that’s the wrong thing to say. Here are some stepLINKS…. Nicki Minaj is […]

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Oct 10, 2014 at 4:01pm PDT My newest hobby is putting crushed chilli peppers on my dick, not because I need to see if I can still feel, but because I like seeing a girl’s reaction an hour after unprotected sex freaking out about her vagina fire…i am easily […]