If a girl came up to me and asked me for my number, because she wanted to masturbate to it…I would give her my number without even taking a second to think about it…. But when I ask girls for their number, because I want to masturbate to it, more often than not…they refuse to […]

Don’t ask the girl in scrubs, dressed like a nurse, if she’s a wet nurse….then go onto make a sucking face to simulate breast feeding….it’s one of those situations where you don’t throw it out there enough that it will work with one nurse…but I can guarantee it won’t work with ANY nurse….. Here are […]

Don’t ask the girl in scrubs, dressed like a nurse, if she’s a wet nurse….then go onto make a sucking face to simulate breast feeding….it’s one of those situations where you don’t throw it out there enough that it will work with one nurse…but I can guarantee it won’t work with ANY nurse….. Here are […]

So my friend just pitched me an app idea that is for people with dirty bathrooms to post their dirty bathroom pics in hopes of finding a dirty bathroom fetishists who wants to come clean their bathroom because they get off to it sexually…and now I am posting it on the interent for one of […]

When dealing with girls – don’t ask them “if you want to taste it” – in reference to pretty much everything and anything- they won’t like it and they won’t give you their address or invite you over or even let you park outside their houses and masturbate after following them home. They will however […]

This was snapchatted to me – and I thought it was ridiculous…but then again I am the kind of guy who runs over girls I see I the street I want to sleep with, but not enough to make it gross… FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM You know stunned and bruised not dead and bleeding…I’m not […]

Sometimes a picture of an ass is a religious experience that you may or may not want to pray to, but you definitely want to prey on…. Sometimes, you’re sent so many nude pics from various girls that they all kind of blend into one another, making one massive vagina you want to crawl in […]

My favorite thing about jogging….is watching girls with nice round asses and big fat tits doing it.. I spent an hour at the track. Staring. Here are some stepLINKS… Model Ankles GO So Much Ridiculous Ass GO The Dumb Cat of the Day GO Kelly Brook Grainy Tits…. GO George Clooney Directing a Movie on […]

Some Muslim Selfie/Sexting….cuz It’s labor day and I drank all day. I figured I couldn’t top all the celebrity leaked pics and videos I didn’t bother posting because I figure there are a lot of powerful lawyers paid big money to protect these high profile people, it wasn’t worth getting implicated in all the bullshit, […]

There are a lot of thing that are better when drunk, you know one of those things that you can really appreciate a lot better when drunk, one of those things that just works better drunk and that you’d never revisit unless you were drunk after experiencing it dunk. And that thing is anal sex […]