(pic via stepGIRL Tortor If you’ve ever wondered if squirt is pee, do not hire a prostitute to myth bust for you, because when you pay a prostitute to squirt for you – you realize very quickly, and traumatically, that forced squirt is 100 percent pee…there’s no grey area because it smells like three day […]
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2014
13
Aug
Lily ALlen Thinks She’s 15 of the Day
I am a firm believer that Lily Allen is the fucking worst. She’s some rich brat from the UK who managed to have a few solid pop albums…despite not looking like a popstar…or acting like a popstar…but rather being more of a comedy or novelty act…that wasn’t even hot to look at, or interesting to […]
2014
05
Aug
Lily Allen’s Horrible Close Up Panty Flash of the Day
I didn’t bother GOOGLING Lily Allen to see if she’s actually opening up for Miley Cyrus or if that’s just a rumor I made up, because I would have found it funny that her whole act is making fun of Miley and popstars because she wants to be one so bad, only for Miley to […]
2014
01
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
Here’s a new stepGIRL and she’s pretty amazing…. Here is a horrible bikini wax posted to the internet by Miley Cyrus….. Here’s a solid cooking show… Here I am not getting laid or eating a horrible bikini wax like it was made on a ghetto cooking show…because I am doing some links… Here are some […]
2014
23
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I realize why I married a woman I hate…because I would never let any girl I like or respect end up with me. They deserve better and I can’t let them commit to having sex with me for the rest of their life or for any period of time exclusively, they deserve better and I […]
2014
21
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I watched someone get a blow job in the park yesterday…and it turns out that watching a blow job is not as good as getting a blow job…because hearing a dude grunt and moan with please…no matter how good of a performance said girl is giving…it’s just a lot of boner.. How was your Sunday.. […]
2014
17
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
It is Miami Swim week, where all the models I want to see naked on my face are going to be posing in bikinis…and I’m stuck here in the frozen tundra forced to masturbate to their instagrams because they didn’t invite me to tag along – because I scare them…but luckily they are all very […]
2014
08
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
My new favorite thing is having friendships with hookers. There was once a time when I would try to get free sex out of hookers, or make fun of hookers for being vile pigs with no self worth, filling some void for very little money… But now, I just want to hang with them, talk […]
2014
01
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
There’s something entertaining about medical forums where people ask doctors their medical questions online… There’s something erotic about medical forums where women ask doctors their vagina problem questions…and post pics…it’s like awkward sexing between some girl who can’t afford a doctor and a guy who is pretending to be a doctor on a forum because […]
2014
28
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I just witnessed the single greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed in the last few hours…and that is a teenage girl in some crop top bikini shirt straddled her boyfriend on a bench on a busy street and shook her tits….like she was Miley Cyrus, and for at least a second, I felt like everything was […]