My new strategy with girls who don’t want to fuck me is to say “sometimes you’ve just got to say fuck it…and then fuck it”….it being me…you don’t tell them the last part, you imply it by pointing at your erection, ideally in a public place, like the bus or a restaurant or in line […]
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2015
16
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s ok to tinder on dates with tinder girls…it shows them how you do this shit all the time and they don’t matter, putting them into a mindset of fucking you to try to win your attention…rather than giving them all the attention making them think you’re a little bitch… It’s not ok to show […]
2015
06
Apr
Madonna For Cosmo – Then and Now of the Day
Madonna is 100 years old and was recently in Cosmo. For some reason, people found it fascinating that the last time she was in Cosmmo, was 25 years ago…so that’s like 1990… I don’t find it fascinating, because Madonna is 100 fucking years old, and 25 years ago was back when she was in her […]
2015
03
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I feel like Easter isn’t the most erotic of religious Holidays…but passover is ok, I mean any thing to make an already crabby spoiled rich girl, more crabby through starvation…is nothing but good times… I think Easter could be erotic, but only if girls travel back to their hometowns for the long weekend, and go […]
2015
03
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Every time I meet a dude at a bar who seems like he’s the kind of guy who would stalk a girl, follow her home, lock her inside for a week violating her, before killing her for the way she tempted him and the way she made him do those bad bad things to her, […]
2015
26
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I have decided to step up my sexting game by customizing the vagina selfies being sent to me, because there is no worse feeling in sexting than when a girl gives you an archive photo she took for another dude…not that I am possessive of these strangers I have never met, and feel like they […]
2015
23
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The highlight of my weekend was probably when I saw some public sex going down in a parking lot. I assume the dude was cheating on his wife, or the girl on her husband, but the car was nice, so it was probably a side bitch sugar baby situation, either way…he was getting a blowjob […]
2015
21
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I spent my day negotiating with a sugar baby, even though I have no money,but I guess she doesn’t know that I have no money…trying to figure out what she’s willing to give up for a weekly allowance…and it turns up…that she’s willing to give up a lot…but I’m more interesting in the test drive… […]
2015
02
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Today has been one of those days that feels like you just finally convinced your tinder gf to send you spread vagina pictures only to get spread ass pictures because her ass is her vagina thanks to being a tranny….a tranny who finally felt comfortable enough to expose herself to you…in all her glory since […]
2015
27
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
There are links…and then there are stepLINKS… I don’t know what that means, but I know that I am drunk and convinced a girl to give me a topless hug, making me feel a little less of a man because I didn’t get a boner when it happened, even though she was under 25 and […]