Girls who tell me they have butthole pics..but don’t send me butthole pics because I have a website…are the fucking worst….because I don’t like being discriminated or left out of the butthole pics…because I have website… Here are some stepLINKS>.. So Many Asses for Wednesday Day….. CLICK HERE Half Eaten Dolphin of the Day CLICK […]

It is always interesting when girls I’ve never met turn me down for oral sex…you know like “hey come over I’ll eat you out when my wife is sleeping, or eating, or in the bathroom…” It’s like me saying “Oh hey, you like this amazing thing, I would like to give it to you” and […]

I still haven’t found a mom in the park who appreciates when I say “If you were my mom, I’d still be breast feeding”…. I still haven’t found a babe in a coffee shop or even a grocery store who appreciates when I say “Hit me up before your next gyno exam, we’ll do a […]

The internet is pretty boring….you should look into doing something more stimulating…like leaving the house, or staring at the wall contemplating your existence…or maybe find a hobby or get drunk and hit on girls who are in from out of town on a bachelorette party….I can assure you that although it will be pathetic because […]

Girls don’t like being fisted until they get fisted….Here’s my Tinder Girlfriend who isn’t my Girlfriend but Who hates me: FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM INSTAGRAM INSTAGRAM INSTAGRAM @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @drunkenstepfatherdotcom Here are some stepLINKS>.. Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…. GO The Girl With thhe Fattest Ass GO Bieber Called Drake “Daddy” GO Chris Chritie’s […]

Having a site like this is a curse…because when I meet a good girl I want to make tender love to off the internet, mainly tinder, they always end up on the site, or the social media like @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and Facebook, and they see it covered in pics of girls, or screenshots of texts with […]

Telling girls you are about to cum to them is okay if it is a girl you sext and she expects it and even likes it, but not if it is your sister at a family dinner… I guess that’s what I think about when I think of Mother’s day…. Here are some Mother’s Day […]

If you’re looking for babes on instagram, but tired of following the attention seeking babes who think they deserve to be watched or that they are famous…follow the friend @K_Inzixoxo A photo posted by ???? ?g'? ??ne?? ???? (@k_inzixoxo) on May 7, 2015 at 8:34pm PDT If you’re looking to bang random young girls who […]

My life is at the level of pathetic where I now try to create at dramatic curve, I either introduce them over text and try to make them jealous of each other, or I try to introduce my the over text message to have threeway sext, which ends with them hating each other and usually […]