I know this isn’t a brilliant observation, but when did people start pretending to care about anything more than their selfie or their immediate life. The internet was a lot more fun when people were just posting pics of themselves, talking about themselves, being vapid idiot show offs looking for the next pic….it was a […]

I am so bad at Twitter, that when I wrote a great jet about Kim Kardashian needing the family jet to be a 737-MAX…..I got nothing….but silence…I don’t think it is possible to be less relevant… It’s a weird era of celebrities being non celebrity – and everyone being famous…. that I can’t break the […]

I used to be this obnoxious internet troll that would say things to offend people for the sole purpose of offending people. The more offended they were the happier I was about my day…But then I got old, soft and the people around me became more and more opinionated perverted and crazy. I couldn’t keep […]

The highlight of my day is always when I end up at a counter of a coffee shop or take out spot and the girl serving me has massive – fake looking – but too young to be fake – tits – it always leads to me spending more of my wife’s money than I […]

It’s Friday the 13th…in the fall…so I did what any self respecting motherfucker who respects the Friday the 13th superstition…. I offered two hookers 500 dollars to kill each other…. They weren’t into it…I think I should have just asked one…and got her bait the other…it’s typical of two girls to encourage each other to […]

I’ve been pretty consistent in being a tit loving internet pervert, not that that’s a good thing, but at least it’s an honest thing because the thing that probably creeps me out the most is seeing the people who I used to know, who were comfortable enough to show me their perversion, who turned out […]