I used to call things “gayer than bicycle shorts”…it was one of my catch phrases, I’ve had a few that last a while until I forget about them…like how I do “of the day” on every article on the site, not that these are articles, but you know what I mean. I used to also […]

Elsa Hosk was a pro basketball player in Sweden, at least so she claims, before deciding to be a hot slutty model for VS, who has and always will produce pretty porny content, and who I guess was added to the brand’s mix of girls to offer someone who knows how to instagram-pose proper… That […]

Elsa Hosk used to be a clickbaiter who got naked in photoshoots before being an official Victoria’s Secret model, which as it turned out was just the team at Victoria’s Secret setting her up to have a little hype behind her before officially singing her on, in what you would call creating a lingerie model […]

Elsa Hosk, the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret nude model doesn’t fuck around when it comes to taking selfies. She knows her angles, how to pose, and I guess she probably learned this by one of her Basketball coaches who would make regular visits to the lockerroom after practice to make sure all the […]

Elsa Hosk is pushing 30, but I guess that doesn’t stop girls anymore, it just makes them push a lot harder…and really commit to the cause…which in her case is posing as sexy as she can in a bikini…almost on a porn level because those Swedes understand design, and simplicity, and efficiency…. It’s like why […]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again… Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords… Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along […]

Elsa Hosk is a hot, skinny, Victorias Secret model, with a hot skinny, Victoria’s Secret body….which is a body I appreciate, long and lean without too much disgusting fat slapping around everywhere… something we see everywhere and can only really appreciate when it is fat slapping around in a set of tits on some small […]

Woah Elsa Hosk…racy racy… Looking hot….which I guess is what you’d expect or want from a nude model turned VS model who may not have been a nude model but who VS positioned as a nude model in order to get hype around her so that she could replace Candice Swanepoel while she ran off […]