Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…because Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s […]
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2018
04
Jun
Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day
Elsa Hosk is on Vacation, living her best life, showing off to the world what being a tall and skinny Swedish girl, who was once a professional basketball player, on some Steph Curry shit, before one of her coaches suggested, as he was “Larry Nassar-ing” her, as coaches do, I mean why else would a […]
2018
24
May
Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day
Elsa Hosk is in “Lingerie” that is hardly lingerie, but that is mall brand Victoria’s Secret, made in china then sold for way too much, because why pass the savings of using a sweatshop onto your shoppers and clients, when you can use that money to make tall skinny slut dreams come true…you know by […]
2018
16
May
Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day
Elsa Hosk is basically a sex worker…and she is in a red bikini jacked up her cooter hole. I guess she presents herself as a promo model who has climbed through the Swedish female basketball training camps and decided to apply her sports training to nude and half nude modeling….mostly for a brand, the number […]
2018
14
May
Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day
Elsa Hosk is basically a sex worker, or a promo model / sex worker, who has climbed through the Swedish female basketball training camps and decided to dedicate her athletics to nude and half nude modeling for a brand in exchange for a lot of money, notoriety, celebrity, exposure, followers, because that mall brand puts […]
2018
19
Apr
Elsa Hosk’s Slutty Shoot of the Day
Elsa Hosk doesn’t really interest me, I mean she’s a 29 or 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is I guess the answer to Candice Swanepoel being pregnant for the last 3 years, they needed a replacement, because I guess Candice gave them some warning, and this one had the right look.. I mean […]
2018
29
Mar
Elsa Hosk’s Nipple on Instagram of the DAy
Six days ago, the Victoria’s Secret photographer who I think has been labeled a creeper pervert, named Russel James, who has made a career of taking pics of these girls, naked or half naked for Victoria’s Secret and I guess himself… Posted 1/10th of Elsa Hosk’s nipple, in a virtual trivia game, or maybe memory […]
2018
20
Mar
Elsa Hosk Nipple of the Day
Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret hooker who I guess likes pulling out her tits… Her original marketing strategy, when she was first signed with the evil billion dollar mall brand, was doing as many “fashion” nude shoots as possible, a strategy that worked out amazing for me and for really any dude into looking […]
2018
05
Mar
Elsa Hosk in a Bra of the Day
Elsa Hosk and a couple of other Victoria’s Secret promo models were sent to the Oscars as part of an ad campaign that I guess makes them all feel relevant and like the stars that their egos make them feel that they are…and not like the hookers they actually are…on some PRETTY WOMAN shit that […]
2018
27
Feb
Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day
The nice thing about the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, is that they make real whores out of these women… The male CEO – Billionaire – Les Wexner – the 80 year old who made Victoria’s Secret what it is today….really knows how to recruit and strip down these women like the old days…he doesn’t fold […]