Elsa Hosk brought the instagram attention seeking instagram model hustle to her instagram feed today….fully naked… From my perspective, Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being a VS model, but it turns out her only real job was a VS model and getting nude was to solidify her position as a VS model, possibly […]

Swedish Victoria’s Secret back up dancer, or promo model, who they gave work to in efforts to find someone they can replace Candice Swanepoel while she decided to do some weird Christian shit and breed like some kind of farm animal….from the farm of the mean streets of South Africa…tended by the black folks her […]

Last week or whenever I did the last Elsa Hosk Post – I brought up a very important fact about her that I pulled from her WIKIPEDIA: Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in […]

We’ve already spent the last week watching her and her boyfriend Tom on their spiritual rich person journey to Costa Rica..where they both humped in a photo on the beach, and she showed off her rocking fucking skinny girl body….I am a fan. Well now the Victoria’s Secret model, who I always thought was only […]

The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is: Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image. Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess […]

Elsa Hosk is some Victoria’s Secret model who is ridiculously hot – even though she’s pushing 30… Her claim to fame is being one of the oldest bitches to ever be signed to Victoria’s Secret, back when Candice was pregnant and they needed a stand in… Her other claim to fame is that pre – […]

Elsa Hosk is some Candice Swanepoel replacement, for when Candice was off making babies, becuase she is the same age as Candice and because all these girls were created in some lab, and this one was based on Candice DNA or some shit… Before winning the Victoria’s Secret lottery, she was nude modelling for low […]

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…only she’s as old as Candice so I don’t really know how she worked her way into this, but I do know she used to be a low level nude model, who broke through the […]