Your president being executive producer on a reality show during his presidency…is hilarious to me…it puts me in the Christmas spirit, but that could just be the vagina snow, the santa hat I am wearing, the egg nog I drank, the christmas lights….the cake, the shopping, all the happy people who I know are actually […]
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2016
09
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
It’s Christmas time – so naturally I want to find as many women alone in dive bars who have no family and need a Turkey that needs stuffed, and by Turkey I mean vagina. Unfortunately, most of these women alone in dive bars, look like they should be left alone….but that doesn’t stop me from […]
2016
07
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I do it all for the butt hole pics…but the butt hole pics are few and far between these days…maybe it is because all that shit requires work, and there are far more people out there hustling the internet, and it is too competitive. They are more intense and more passionate about it than me…I’m […]
2016
29
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I had a fight with a Chinese restaurant waiter because he wanted to charge me 2 dollar service fee on my order – which made me mad – but luckily, I didn’t say anything racist about how Chinese people are scammers because there was a chinese women there – feeding herself a disgusting amount of […]
2016
28
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I wonder how many deaths happened this cyber monday – i would assume the only ones would be suicide from people who realize they don’t have any credit left and are fucking failures who can’t participate in this global event to buy shit you don’t need….that said SUPPORT OUR CYBER MONDAY SPONSOR CLICK HERE …. […]
2016
23
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s American Thanksgiving, which for a Canadian doens’t mean shit, no one here is out eating Turkey and Pumpkin pie with their dysfunctional families, revisiting molestation, or other deep rooted hatred due to life not being perfect for anyone…all while celebrating the white man’s colonization of the Native American land, we do that in October…. […]
2016
22
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my day was telling a model that Kanye was actually hospitalized because of Kim Kardashian’s ass implant took him out….when really he just did that to get insurance to cover ticket sales on the tour he canceled, otherwise he has to pay everyone back…and no one wants to do that… When she […]
2016
22
Nov
Rebecca Romijn Stamos Armpit for Old Times of the Day
Here’s a little Rebecca Romijn Stamos who is no longer a Stamos – but rather a Jerry O’Connell…the fat kid from Stand By Me….At one point, back when this site was relevant, she was one of the hot model chicks who barely did anything of substance, but who didn’t need to do anything of substance […]
2016
21
Nov
Taylor Swift is way Too Pumped On Selena Gomez at the AMAs of the Day
Taylor Swift creeps me the fuck out, this is a video she live instagram streamed that I accidentally clicked on and had to download, because her little crew creep me the fuck out. Not just because of KENDALL JENNER’S REACTION WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE TAYLOR SWIFT CREW ….but because I know anyone who makes that […]
2016
03
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Kendall and GIGI both turned 21….and I ate out a 21 year old girl from tinder who was on her period… Milestones…that are both things are equally irrelevant…unless this turns me into a vampire….in which case – watch out… Here are some stepLINKS… Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras CLICK HERE Charlie Sheen as Wild Thing […]