Women…check yourself for breast cancer…. Even though getting killed was the best thing Harambe ever did to himself, I mean the MEME must go on and on a daily basis I see Harambe related jokes, captions, t-shirts, merch, probably apps…No wait..that’s the Kardashians the other 300 pound monsters….who unfortunately didn’t kill themselves..but should…because it worked […]

When an Old lady big tits….knows you’re staring at her big tits, because she’s showing them off in her dress…probably because she just bought them…making it less offensive for someone like you who hates old ladies…comes up and tells you she isn’t wearing panties….ask her to kindly prove it…or even accept the invitation…but don’t ask […]

It’s one of those days where my hoards of fans didn’t wake me up to countless Vagina pics, It must be because last night was taco tuesday and they spend the night scooping shit off their pussy lips due to their explosive diarrhea – you know the way you’d want the pussy of your hoards […]

It’s one of those I went to the park to check out young hot girls tanning in bikinis, it’s summer and we don’t have beaches here, it’s Canada, we only have snow….and when I got to the park there was only one girl in a bikini…she was in her 50s and looked pregnant even though […]

I am in a festival girl hangover, not because I go to music festivals, I’m not a faggot hippie with pain on my face dancing around topless or in costumes like that, especially not for shitty pop bands on the mainstage…but when the festival hits – the streets and bars get filled with so many […]

I like people to think I only care about a woman’s tits, misogynistic Humor in this very sensitive time of woman president and new feminists is hilarious, they get so mad….but the truth is I genuinely care about a woman, what she has to say, her experience, her story, her fetishes, the strangest places she’s […]

So 100 celebrities joined something called UNITED AGAINST HATE which is some guilt tripping, manipulation against TRUMP, who is a greasy fuck who only cares about himself…because celebrities are people who only care about themselves – but pretend to care about the betterment of the world – as long as they can live their rich, […]

I decided to leave my house, I figure it’s summer, I should get outside and not continue my winter hermit life, despite hating the outside world and all the bureaucracy trying to oppress our freedom…you know because some people think saving up their entire life after working a shit job to go on a Disney […]

I have been wearing the smallest, tightest, shorts because I am fat, I am a slob, I don’t buy new clothes and these shorts are from the 80s…. Being a small penised fat man means these shorts are really fucking embarassing, but being shameless and careless and not easily embarrassed…I don’t fucking care, just don’t […]