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2016

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

People are so fucking stupid, everyone a social justice warrior with a cause. Sure, some things require social justice warriors to fight the powers that be, like racism in America, that shit is fucked, but watching girls fighting the patriarchy with getting naked for feminism, or veganism meanwhile they want leather interior in their cars […]

2016

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Due to alcoholism, I spent most of this beautiful summer day in my basement apartment with blacked out windows – sleeping and texting random girls to send me pussy pics. I find that if you demand a pussy pic, since this is a feminist era, you probably won’t get one…the tactic needs to be tricking […]

2016

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just found out Bella Thorne is filming a movie in Montreal – unless the rumor is just a rumor which would be a cruel joke… So that means the most significant, relevant, important, talented, talked about, young slutty girl from actor to Instagram whore, who takes subtle erotic pics to show off her fit, […]

2016

05

Jul

Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend is Bitch Made of the Day

You can’t see it – but the guy Tom Hiddleston or whatever his name is – who Taylor Swift cheated on Calvin Harris with – is wearing an I HEART T.S. shirt in their staged paparazzi bikini pics – because I guess he’s trying to be cute or funny or do anything in his power […]

2016

28

Jun

Ava Sambora Still Bikinis of the Day

Ava Sambora, is a rich kid trying to make it, and who I truly believe could make it, even if her mom barely made it, but got to where she did by making it, with dudes who were into making it with her….she was still on TV… So this Ava Sambora has still got the […]

2016

13

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Brings It of the Day

I like that Charlotte McKinney has figured out the right way to pose her weak chin horse face so that it sticks out and looks defined and not like a weak chin horse face, just look at the stretching going on in her neck, she’s like thrusting forward at the camera – strucking to have […]

2016

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

OMG! No! Not Muhammed Ali….Why God? Why? A 75 year old jew hater with a terminal disease he’s had for 30 years….WHY!! Because he’s a great boxer? I figured as much… When he died, I wrote on social media that I was looking forward to all the boxing puns that the headlines were going to […]

2016

02

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie of the Day

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski for some bootleg lingerie company – that’s not Victoria’s Secret – but probably pays as much as Victoria’s Secret – but it’s still not Victoria’s Secret and all she wants is that that level of credibility – even Kendall and Gigi Hadid have been in VS…and Rat Cow was at this fame […]

2016

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I like tormenting people with very vulgar text messages…you know just to make them feel really uncomfortable. Today, I told a girl that I wanted her to smash me in the face with her pussy until I died…you know from drowning on her fluids… To which she responded saying “pretend I am 16 and you’re […]

2016

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The older I get the more I forget. I don’t know if I Went out and got drunk before fucking a hot 21 year old up the ass because she was on her period…or if it happened when I was sober…but I do remember that I don’t deserve to be having sex with 21 year […]