I heard a quote that inspired me because I am 5…it goes like this “a day in the BUSH is worth a WEEK in the CITY…”… I saw a fat JEWISH girl, probably 25, fat like fat like me with her baby in tow…and now I understand what girls see when they look at me […]
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2016
09
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I forgot to do my stepLINKS because some girl in the grocery store was accusing me of MANSPLAINING to her because I was telling her a story…she said “I know, stop mansplaining”…like I was dealing with a rebellious teen…having a tantrum…and my story telling had nothing to do with her being a vagina-holding citizen or […]
2016
03
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I probably shouldn’t have gone in on a pair of LULU Lemons a woman was wearing in the grocery store…or as I like to call it, the only place I go to socialize because I have a fat wife who always wants food…. But when you see a woman in LULU Lemons, it’s an invitation […]
2016
02
May
Hailey Baldwin is a Model of the Day
Hailey Baldwin did a shoot for someone or something called Damon Baker. I am going to assume it was a “creative” shoot, not an actual brand shoot, because no one really gives a fuck about Kendall Jenner’s friend who isn’t Gigi Hadid, but who wants nothing more in this blessed world she lives in to […]
2016
29
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
The site was down for an hour today. I assumed Taylor Swift’s on staff hackers deleted everything I’ve barely worked the last 12 years and 36,000 posts on…my life flash before my eyes…debating if I would rebuild in some panic…only to realize I’m free…that Taylor Swifts hackers gave me freedom… Relieving me of this obsessive […]
2016
29
Apr
Kendall Jenner Flashing Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat of the Day
Site was down, hell froze over, so I couldn’t get this video that my friend Brian sent me this morning of Kendall Jenner flashing Kylie’s Snapchat at what I assume is Gigi Hadid’s 21st birthday party so that rich, spoiled, overrated brat can finally drink – because I’m sure she hasn’t ever drank before..because she’s […]
2016
29
Apr
Taylor Swift Probably Not Still Pregnant of the Day
I’ve been saying that Taylor Swift is pregnant…because I was told she is pregnant by more than one person who would know that Taylor Swift would be pregnant…but I guess she’s not pregnant…because she’s posted this bikini pic and as you know 3 month pregnant girls don’t wear bikinis when trying to keep the shit […]
2016
20
Apr
Elsa Hosk Nipples for GUESS? of the Day
I don’t know what this shoot is for, apparently it’s for Guess?, and I am not that surprised, but the nipples and sheer tops make me a little surprised, not many brands are doing nipple photoshoots for their campaigns, and not many brands have done nipple photoshoots for the campaigns, and I don’t think nipple […]
2016
05
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my night was when my friend who was out of town’s wife hit me up because she had no cash on hand to leave the kid as the “tooth fairy”…because we live in a plastic world… To which I asked how much she needed, she said 5 dollars, and I started negotiating […]
2016
10
Mar
Behati Prinsloo is Pregnant of the Day
I am not the kind of person who gets emotionally attached to some immigrant underwear model working for some evil corporation that makes cheap, yet overpriced, mall brand underwear…all these girls are hookers and interchangeable… However, I detest anything that Adam Levine touches, something that I was sometimes able to ignore when looking at Behati […]