Nicola Peltz was in Transformers, where she played the Megan Fox character, probably because her billionaire father was friends with Michael Bay, or maybe they were business partners, or met at some rich person event where he offered to finance one of Bay’s movies in exchange for casting his daughter…. I am sure when she […]
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2015
24
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
My favorite day of the week is when a girl I sext orders herself new butt plugs…especially when the girl I sex is an 18, almost 19 year old who has come to terms with her sexuality thanks to years of watching porn and being 18, almost 19 in this sexy era… My least favorite […]
2015
18
Mar
stepLINKS of the DAy
Girls never believe when I write things like “you’re a washed up, overweight, pile of shit, gold digging hooker, with bad tits and a haggard horse face, on some quest to suck the right dick to possibly make you relevant or pregnant so you never have to work again….because you’re a hooker bottom feeding your […]
2015
16
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Asking the girl at the taco stand what her favorite taco looks like is not as bad as asking her what her taco looks like…. Asking the black girl at the coffee shop for your Americano Black, is not a big deal, but when you say that you have never had blackness drip down your […]
2015
23
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Telling a girl that the rain reminds you of when she squirts as she fucks another man, coupled with your tears from not being allowed to watch…usually won’t seduce a girl…. Then telling her the rainbow you see after the rainfall reminds you of the miscarriage you wish you gave her…all full of colors and […]
2015
12
Feb
Beiber’s Barely Legal Vagina in Wonderland of the Day
Hailey Baldwin was Bieber’s 16 year old, then 17 year old, girl he had sex with. She’s also weirdo Stephen Baldwin’s daughter who is first cousins with that big monsterous lesbian Ireland Baldwin….and now she’s 18 years old, and they had a birthday party for her at Bieber’s house, making the whole thing legit…which is […]
2015
09
Feb
Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day
Sports Illustrated hate when I rip off their shitty catalog quality pictures of girls in bikinis, that don’t really go as viral as they want them to, because without Kate Upton and her big sloppy tits, no one actually cares about random girls in bikinis, thanks to the internet, we don’t need to wait for […]
2015
03
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I’m drunk…and I was rejected unprotected anal sex with a stranger at least once today…because people just aren’t trusting anymore. What happened to a neighborly sense of community…right… Here’s a Rihanna singing with Paul McCartney and Kanye in some weirdness…that people are fucking loving.. Here are some stepLINKS…. Channing Tatum Checking Out Mila Kunis GO […]
2015
02
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I’m still so affected by the Super Bowl, you know all worked up with the excitement of the game….not that I watched it, or ever watched sports, but everyone on my facebook did and won’t shut the fuck up…. I feel like I am the only person who is only interested in looking at nude […]
2015
12
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my weekend wasn’t when some random dude snapchatted me his morning boner saying -“Can’t Pee with Morning Wood”…or something equally terrifying… It was not when I had to question my sexuality because I turned down an 18 year old who snapchat’s me her pussy happened to be in town and willing to […]