A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on May 5, 2015 at 8:25pm PDT Follow me on instagram you pieces of shit… @drunkenstepfatherdotcom …. I like to think of things in terms of escort prices…so if someone says that they charge 100 dollars an hour for graphic design, I think, ok that’s like 30 mins fucking […]
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2015
05
May
Met Costume Institute Gala Highlights of the Day
Here’s the highlight reel from the Met Gala….because this is the event people aren’t invited to…unless they are important…and people who aren’t invited to the event…are excited by the dresses people wear…. So Anne Hathaway, J.Lo, Gigi Hadid, Amanda Seyfried and the Mac guy, See Through Beyonce, See Through J.Lo, See Through Kim Kardashian, Katy […]
2015
01
May
stepLINKS of the Day
If you want to get a girl to show you her asshole you can always take the science researcher approach by asking her what percentage of girls she thinks bleach their assholes… Her reaction will dictate whether she bleaches her asshole, if she says a lot…and leaves it at that..she bleaches her ass….if she says […]
2015
28
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t know if I attract exhibitionists on tinder, or slutty girls looking to be slutty, but for some reason when I ask for vagina pics they all say no…and when I ask why they say no and whether it is because they have a disgusting vagina….they all send the vagina pis…is reverse psychology that […]
2015
27
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The biggest struggle in life is not trying to survive a shitty marriage with an obese woman. It is not trying to wake up to update a website or go to a shitty job. It is not trying to juggle bills and money…and it is not trying to make a positive difference in other people’s […]
2015
25
Apr
stepLINKS of the DAy
The funny thing about sexting a ton of fucking girls you met on tinder…is that even though you don’t have sex with them…in order to get nudes out of them…you have to show them a little bit of love, respect, a soul…so what ends up happening is that you’re essentially dating them…even though you’ve never […]
2015
24
Apr
Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day….
Well…it looks like Victoria’s Secret really maximized this Josephine Skriver model. The rumor is that the new generation of Victoria’s Secret girls only get paid 100k, which seems like a lot of money to some, because when you factor in all the celebrity, and celebrity cock you get from being one of these models, there […]
2015
24
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The failed pick up line of the day was….”let me be the second or third dick in your gangbang”…. Some people just don’t understand romance… Here are some stepLINKS…. Star Wars Fan Girls GO George Constanza Being George Constanza for Kat Dennings GO Gigi Hadid in a Bikini GO Chihuaua Who Hates Eating Alone GO […]
2015
18
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
My new strategy with girls who don’t want to fuck me is to say “sometimes you’ve just got to say fuck it…and then fuck it”….it being me…you don’t tell them the last part, you imply it by pointing at your erection, ideally in a public place, like the bus or a restaurant or in line […]
2015
17
Apr
Candice Swanepoel Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day
Here she is for Paola & Murray Swimwwear…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is licensing her out…seeing as she is property of theirs as they made her…. I mean we don’t even know if she’s human or from a lab…because she’s pretty much perfect enough to not be fucking human…even in her old model age…which is […]