I assume that it’s hard to find a hair dresser to braid your dick hairs….when bored I suggest calling every hair salon and asking for their best looking hair dresser to hop on the phone…then ask her if she does any “at home” services because you want your dick hairs braided…tight in a corn row…cultural […]

I always find it funny when facebook or whatever social network like google flag me for content that I pulled off their fucking site….so I used to post the daily posts on my IG Stories, before realizing fuck social media, since I always hated that shit, why bother desperately trying to get clicks from there […]

I used to be a pig of a person…and luckily…I still am…..I mean why bother changing, that whole evolve with the times shit is too much effort, just keep on thinking how you think about whatever you want is what I say….but the problem with being a pig of a person is that I don’t […]

Everyone is so horny, they remind me of retards at swim class, just chronic masturbating, eating ass….just not your ass…that must be upsetting…living in what I think is the horniest, at least most vocal perverted generation, not quite the SUMMER OF LOVE vibes, more the decade of vulgar porn and you aren’t getting none of […]

Anyone else stick their dick in raw hamberger meat before making your wife suck your dick – so you can say “suck my meat juice” with confidence since you vowed to never lie? In other very important news….Why do we need to know people are trans, I only care if they are trans if I […]

How are you self-righteous fucks doing! How about you spend less time taking selfies and talking about your damn self and the creams you use, or foods you eat, while judging everyone who isn’t liking you for not being decent or into humanity, despite you only being into your damn self… If this election has […]