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2020

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

If you think anyone you vote for will make a difference in your life, you’re nuts, none of these people really do anything, it’s like my interpretive Dance Masturbation…not very effective only my interpretive dance masturbation is more humilating… You fucking folloower drone fucks…who buy into all you are told deserve whatever you get….. I […]

2020

03

Nov

Caylee Cowan Upskirt of the Day

After yesterday’s insane Halloween Hustle, scroll back in the archives to see how fucking awesome I am by putting together all those celeb Halloween pics for you, it was some next level performance by the laziest fucking degenerate loser I know….me…I wasn’t going to bother with more Halloween Content, old news, move on, let’s live […]

2020

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Tis the fucking season to get girls to sit on your lap….virtually….since you can’t actually get women to sit on your lap in person…it’s illegal…like Footlosse dancing is banned…where’s Kevin Bacon to dance his way back into our hearts and save the CHRISTMAS spirit….I am like all the Corporations and when Halloween ends CHRISTMAS begins, […]

2020

02

Nov

Demi Lovato Bloody Tits of the Day

Here’s some Demi Lovato as what I assume she looked like during her overdose, maybe this is what she should look like had she succumbed to her overdose, as she probably should have, only these celebrities, they got NARCAN in the rec room, just in case an overdose happens as they try to self medicate […]

2020

02

Nov

Kendall Jenner Tries Her Best of the Day

Kendall Jenner may be a pile of shit from a pile of shit family who put out pile of shit content for the masses to get excited about, click on and buy whatever they are selling because they’ve positioned themselves as DEN MOTHERS of instagram who all the other whores look up to, aspire to […]

2020

02

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

It’s Medical Worker Monday and I was hoping for some more Patch Adams style smut, you know it’s Halloween and you’re a fucking nurse, maybe liven up the goddamn hospital a bit with costumes, rather than posting your nude selfies to the internet for attention because you don’t think you get enough praise for doing […]

2020

02

Nov

Sofia Richie Catwoman of the Day

Sofia Richie did some Catwoman shit, which I guess is clickbait for the nerds of the internet, since the internet is mainstream, it’s safe to assume you’re all a bunch of nerds, who chose screentime over real life, porn over sex, texting and liking pics that don’t matter over living…..nerd shit… She’s doing her “Halle […]

2020

02

Nov

Big Girl Face Plants and Other Videos of the Day

Wife Almost Dies in a Fight Thai people have a Halloween Bikini Run Scary In Store Display Lucky Dude VS Lamp Post ATM Theft Car Wraps Around Tree Wheel Barrel Faceplants High as Fuck Ferry in a Swell Cyclist Crashes into Cactus Tight Turn Fail Anti-Masker Woman Steals Cat Up Her Skirt…

2020

02

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t die on Halloween…I did think I was going to die from Daylight Savings, I thought it was 9 pm when it was 3 pm and that was basically my weekend.. Long gone are the days of overly excited that I’d have an hour extra at the bar, especially on Halloween…swimming in slutty costumes […]

2020

01

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

Here’s another compilation post I was supposed to post yesterday but got drunk…it was Halloween and a Saturday and I am an alcoholic lazy fuck….so getting me to do anything requires far too much effort any day of the week, especially the days I don’t go on the computer or the phone because that shit […]