Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s ridiculous looking eugenics baby, who doesn’t make any sense to me in terms of body, but some kind of science was clearly involved in the making of this creature. Her boobs are huge, her frame is tiny, it is the kind of girl girl body you’d imagine all girls should […]
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2022
14
Dec
Leni Klum is Hugging the Big Titty Friend of the Day
I have said it before, because it’s true and you can never go wrong with the truth, and that truth is that I have facial recognition blindness, I don’t know if I’ve always had it, or if it was from a head injury or hard drinking, or maybe some early dementia, but I cannot recognize […]
2022
05
Dec
Leni Klum Big Tits in Lingerie of the Day
I know that the internet is this horrible cancerous place where shitty parents let their kids get indoctrinated because they are too busy sexting, or sending nudes, or doing other self involved shit like an Etsy store or trying to be an influencer, while obsessing over the lives of other people, as the dad, if […]
2022
29
Nov
Leni Klum’s Big Tits in her Underwear Brushing her Teeth of the Day
Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s illegitimate bastard child with some Italian fraudster who managed to become a millionaire, or at least a guy who could bed top Bikini/lingerie models 20 years ago when Heidi was using her pussy to get ahead, like a good Nazi spy would…. Leni is a pocket sized version of Heidi, […]
2022
04
Aug
Leni Klum’s Booty on a Boat of the Day
Leni Klum’s making moves in this world of being a rich as shit kid with a rich dad, mom, step-dad and other step-dad, it’s good be he Leni Klum, the white Heidi Klum daughter who is now 18 and doing what the 18 year old with big dreams do on social media….stripping the fuck down […]
2022
25
Jul
Leni Klum’s Bikini Selfie to Jerk Off To of the Day
I guess when you grow up with no father, you end up turning to sex work to fill that void. I mean, sure SEAL was probably a solid stepfather, but she knew she wasn’t his, and that her actual father, who was never identified through all the cum left in Heidi over the years, since […]
2022
24
Jun
Leni Klum Thirst Trapping in a Bikini of the Day
Freshly 18 for the perverts, Leni Klum is Heidi Klum illegitimate child with someone who wasn’t SEAL, the man who SEALED the DEAL by giving her a dozen kids..while UNSEALING her VAGINA or maybe when you’re Seal it’s called SEALING her vagina, either way, he is rumored to have a massive penis, and they have […]
2018
29
Jan
Heidi Montag Breast Feeding of the Day
Heidi Montag may no longer be relevant, her show has been off the air for a long time, she’s likely burned through most of her money, either on plastic surgery or crystals she was apparently addicted to, but she’s still Heidi Montag… A personality from a moment in our pop culture history, and along with […]
2024
18
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t know if it was the LUNAR ECLIPSE that has all chicks on their periods or ovulating or some shit, but I know that when I left the house today I saw an insane amount of swollen tits… There were dog walkers in tank tops with giant tits, girls waiting for the bush with […]
2024
16
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
The weird thing about the reddit vortex is that when I see a transgender on Reddit talking about how excited they are for “passing”, affirming their decision to transition….they are always weird dudes who are cat owners, fat and genderless to begin with. The kind of fat and ugly gamer weirdo at the anime festival […]