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2014

21

Jul

stepLINKs of the Day

I mentioned that I saw a girl giving a guy a blow job in the park yesterday, but what I didn’t mention was that it was kind of my fault. Basically I was in a car that broke down outside of an American Apparel warehouse sale. So when waiting for the tow truck, we go […]

2014

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried joining the 65+ aqua fit class in the public pool – not because I am 65+ but because I like seeing 65+ in bathing suits berathing heavy. It allows me to figure out which one I should try to date to get in the WILL…. They wouldn’t let me in…because Racism, Sexism, Ageism…lives…and […]

2014

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent an hour explaining to a really disgusting girl on tinder that she’s not allowed to give me attitude because she gets tons of dudes who would fuck anything to fuck her on tinder…and that different dude every day doesn’t mean she’s a hot commodity…but it makes her think she is…she’s still the […]

2014

25

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that […]

2014

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I like clueless girls who claim they’ve never sent or taken a nude picture because it won’t go well with their career, or their degree, or their dad’s… It’s not the 90s anymore fool, titty pics aren’t going to ruin any future career, if anything it will pave the way for more opportunity… Not to […]

2014

26

May

Us Weekly The Body Issue of the Day

Here are a whole bunch of shitty pics of….Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Angie Harmon, Katharine McPhee, Sofia Vergara, Emilia Clarke, Iggy Azalea, Ashley Benson, Lea Michele, Brooklyn Decker, Maria Menounos, Jillian Michaels, Lauren Cohan, Edy Ganem, Roselyn Sanchez or at least a few of them…because I can’t be bothered cross referencing the […]

2014

23

May

Top Pictures from amfAR’s Aids Gala of the Day

#493298527 / gettyimages.com Here’s some Kylie Minoge – Breast Cancer Survivor at some AIDS event that all kinds of models and people who are more important, richer, better looking that you attended. One of those multimillion dollar charity events that the multi million dollar would be better spent on the charity, but why not make […]

2014

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always tragic when the girl you’ve been sexting the last 5 months – accidentally sends you a mid sext sext – even though you haven’t been sexing her that day – meaning she’s sexting someone else and cheating on you….even though you’ve never met… It would make me sad, if I had a soul… […]

2014

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

I broke instagram today…officially hitting 10,000 friends…which would be more exciting if I didn’t already have 10,000 friends 3 years ago when instagram deleted my first account, then 2 years ago when I had 6,000 friends, then last year when I had 3,000 friends…if anything it is just a reminder that I would be at […]

2014

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw some Florida looking hooker, with leathery skin, fake tits, and bleached hair looking girl leave her car running when she ran into Walgreens, I am assuming it wasn’t buy sunscreen, or birth control, because her license plate was a PRO-LIFE plate, like bitch is so anti-abortion, she got it on on her license […]