I have arthritis in my hands from 20 years of sexting…which according the the book, that says it takes 10 years to master anything….means I am a seasoned veteran, a pro even….and I think your pussy pics in my phone are a testament to my hard work and sacrifices to the cause….especially when each stroke […]

I was going to write something about either eating out girls on their period, being drunk, or hating my wife, but then I saw the above picture of FARRAH ABRAHAM SUPERSTAR and I realized nothing else in the world mattered…this level of fame-whoring out does anything going on in my life…even though she doesn’t matter…but […]

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jan 1, 2015 at 4:02pm PST I guess the holidays are over for a bunch of white collar, uppity motherfuckers in high paying office jobs, who don’t realize that they’ve got it made, because they are still chasing the fucking carrot held over their head that is their […]

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Jan 1, 2015 at 5:25pm PST I have decided to offer myself as a sexual aid/coach, where I let girls I meet on TINDER use me in their sex lives with random dudes they meet on TINDER, by putting me on speakerphone while they are fucking the random […]

I woke up like dis #bts ???? @jjamesjoiner for @esqstyle Una foto publicada por Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) el Nov 11, 2014 at 8:00 PST When meeting a girl off tinder for the first time, after telling her you want her to glue her vagina shut, so that when you meet you know she’s been saving herself […]

If a girl came up to me and asked me for my number, because she wanted to masturbate to it…I would give her my number without even taking a second to think about it…. But when I ask girls for their number, because I want to masturbate to it, more often than not…they refuse to […]

I want a million instagram followers so that I can be relevant, help me be relevant I also want love and by love I mean at least 1-3 hookers begging for me to have sex with them for free, not because I like hookers, but because I like things that are free, but more importantly, […]

The problem with topless beaches – is the girls who don’t got topless fucking the whole system… The problem with nudist beaches – is not the fact that the naked women are disgusting, but that it’s all dudes – gay dudes – looking to peacock – dick out and back arched looking for love. Here […]

Here’s a new stepGIRL and she’s pretty amazing…. Here is a horrible bikini wax posted to the internet by Miley Cyrus….. Here’s a solid cooking show… Here I am not getting laid or eating a horrible bikini wax like it was made on a ghetto cooking show…because I am doing some links… Here are some […]

I mentioned that I saw a girl giving a guy a blow job in the park yesterday, but what I didn’t mention was that it was kind of my fault. Basically I was in a car that broke down outside of an American Apparel warehouse sale. So when waiting for the tow truck, we go […]