I am always alone, no one likes me, not even my wife….people are repulsed by me, especially my wife, but sometimes I cum usually by accident….like if I pee too hard. Looking at your girlfriend, mom and sister’s nudes. Cuz despite being a loser….sometimes…I win…especially compared to you… Great Asses CLICK HERE Heidi Klum Ass […]

My new favorite activity is giving a girl a dirty look and when she asks what my problem is, I say “I am just sad” when she asks why, I say “because you’re past your prime” #?rip motherfucker I’m sensitive to your demise. My other new favorite activity is fucking them…. My other new favorite […]

The elephant in the room…is a Lion…and the dentist who convinces local guide’s to poach the prized Lion out of the park it was living at…to shoot it dead…for absolutely no fucking reason..but to have a pic..that luckily went viral, to shame this motherfucker… Not because I think a Dentist killing a lion is the […]

As disgusting as being a social recluse who doesn’t shower….who gets drunk and goes on random adventures, exploring the evil depths of the human condition, with depraved sexual deviants and addicts… At least I’m not living the suburban middle management dream….with two kids I want to kill off…and a wife who spends all the shitty […]

76 % of my readers are models googling themselves… The other 14% is weirdos like you…jerking off…to my words…you don’t actually read becaue you don’t know how to read…so why am I writing this…pictures..just look at the pictures you white trash inbred fuck… Follow me on Instagram: @Drunkenstepfatherdotcom @Drunkenstepfatherdotcom @Drunkenstepfatherdotcom Here are some stepLINKS>… Guy […]

Telling girls you are about to cum to them is okay if it is a girl you sext and she expects it and even likes it, but not if it is your sister at a family dinner… I guess that’s what I think about when I think of Mother’s day…. Here are some Mother’s Day […]

Asking the girl at the taco stand what her favorite taco looks like is not as bad as asking her what her taco looks like…. Asking the black girl at the coffee shop for your Americano Black, is not a big deal, but when you say that you have never had blackness drip down your […]

My new text pick-up line is “So…I’ve been jerking off to you for the last 5 hours…I still haven’t come, could you make a noise, or send an emoji or something, to make this feel like we’re really in it together, and like I’m not just some creep jerking off to you from across the […]

Nothing is quite as good as the homeless guy who was doing karate with himself in the emergency room last night….except maybe the three butthole pics I got sexted to me while my phone battery was dead…something that I am pretty happy that I am not….the dead part, not the asshole part…because the asshole part […]