I am pretty happy to report that celebrity culture is almost dead. We are so close to the final curtain. Yes, content will still be produced. Yes, these idiots will still get overpaid. Yes, they will still have fans or creeps jerking off to them. But the general public won’t give a fuck….unless these idiots […]
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2015
15
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Not many girls, at least on TINDER like the opening line…”fuck me up the ass like my dad used to when I was 8″… Even though my dad never used to do that….I don’t even know who my dad is…but I am sure my mom who got paid to have sex with him…probably wishes that’s […]
2015
14
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t understand why they say you’re an alcoholic when you drink alone, every single night, trying to numb the memories of the past and the fear of the future…. Because s someone who drinks alone every night, I feel it is more of “bear in the woods” situation…no one knows happened… Unless when blackout […]
2015
07
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Here are some stepLINKS… It’s Labor Day so I assume no one is clicking this… But between you and me… Everyday is like Labor Day around here… and I assume no one clicks any of this… Even though they are all equally lovely and amazing… No one cares about amazing.. You’re lazy and care about […]
2015
03
Sep
Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day
Candice Swanepoel bores me… I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s […]
2015
02
Sep
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
#NoLivesMatter People are so concerned that in a few years we won’t need to have any human contact. We will be able to rely on text messages on a screen for all social interaction…you know like that’s a bad thing…people are the fucking worst and that is why I like to cage them on my […]
2015
18
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
Today, I realize that I have a working knowledge of pretty much everything, which is a pretty solid strategy when it comes to seducing girls on tinder, because “I have a titty blog, yes, like a 15 year old boy, no it doesn’t make money, yes, no one cares about it, but I still do […]
2015
18
Aug
Doutzen Kroes Booty Pop of the Day
I don’t know whether the world needs more pictures of some Dutch model pushing 30…who is married to a DJ who she probably met backstage while high on MDMA and he forgot to finish in her ass…leading to the first of their two babies…in some attention seeking bikini pics…. Especially now that she’s not Victoria’s […]
2015
13
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
You’re the first thing I think about in the morning and the last thing I think about at night… Not because I am a romantic, even though I am a romantic… But because you update your fucking social media so much that I can’t escape you… Asshole… Speaking of assholes…none of the tinder sluts are […]
2015
13
Aug
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I love waking up to aspirational messages from some of the most unstable, borderline personality disorders I have on my facebook. I am talking the perpetual losers who don’t actually have jobs, or have not actually accomplished anything….but rather are on some existential quest for self improvement that starts at 40 with setting their alarm […]