It’s Easter weekend, which means it is the one time of the year you can prey on people who pray by either pretending you are one of them, pretending you need them to save your broken sinning soul, or that you are their enemy for you to at war with them, because three cases make […]

My new strategy with hookers and sluts who want the void in their souls filled with a peni, is to pull a bitch move and tell them that they don’t make me feel special, and like I am the only cock they want…and I do it by telling them they have cankles… That may not […]

Short shorts that are riding up a girls twat are always awkward when you are caught staring at them…by the grandmother…they are visiting since you are in FLorida…the place where everyone goes to die…and their grand kids come to visit because they like Ocean vacations… Not that I ever feel awkward, if anything, I like […]

I finally saw a girl in Yoga Pants who didn’t benefit from the yoga pants. She looked like she had just shit herself, or was wearing a diaper, all doughy as fuck even though she was skinny. Yoga pants normally perform, making even the fattest chick’s ass look worth burying your face in…but today…the Yoga […]

Sometimes after showing random people I meet the masturbation videos girls have sent me that day, I realize that not all dudes get masturabtion videos sent them all day. What is normal to me, is in fact no normal to everyone, especially not the gay guy I was showing…or the dude married 50 years…but I […]

April Fools’ Day may be over for the common man, but I like to think every day is one big awful fucking joke… Except when we get girls in the shower wearing stepSHIRT….Then it’s nothing but perfection. Here are some stepLINKS…. Lohan’s Credit Card Was Rejected… GO Tokyo Street Fashion is Out of Control GO […]

I think I am going to start an autistic dating site…it will be nonstop fun….I met an autistic girl at Starbucks and she was so awkward, detached and scared of other people, that shit would make a good viral video…while I am working on that…Here are a bunch of stepLINKS… Shakira’s New Music Video GO […]

So I make my intern work in bed with me in her underwear. I don’t pay her so it isn’t prostitution or sexual harassment. I also asked a girl I saw walking into a gym if she would shower with me in the locker room because it has always been a fetish. When she freaked […]

The best thing about drinking all day…is the memories I will probably forget…like trying to get this fat chick to join my nudist colony in the bar bathroom…a fat chick…who’s vagina…I couldn’t find…it should be in the DUI test the cops give…”find her pussy”…if you have one too many…it doesn’t exist…maybe just maybe she’s what […]