Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on […]

I wonder if I can get sued for saying Heidi Klum is a Nazi, even if I have evidence from accidentally watching her on America’s Got Talent last night, where she singled out the Israeli Jew for his act, basically calling it a shit act that she didn’t understand, because clearly there were deep rooted […]

I almost forgot to post Heidi Klum Naked for whatever she’s naked for, and I couldn’t let that happen. I couldn’t turn off the computer and just walk away from these nude pics….like they don’t matter…even if they don’t matter…because she’s old and we’ve seen her named before…they are still someone trying, and that someone […]

Yesterday I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, because they were famous and rich, despite being whores, you know to polarize their whoring at the time it was cool to be elite and distant […]

I wonder if people are bored of me going into some rant about Heidi Klum being a produce of Germany’s Eugenics program in the WWII era of Hitler, where he was doing all he could to create a master Aryan race, including finding medical advances through human testing and other terrible things, that brought you […]

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old…but she still shows off her tits, because you can’t teach an old cow new tricks, especially if that old cow is still worth a fuck…thanks to genetic modification that Hitler created back in Heidi Klum’s childhood when she was a member of Hitler’s youth party, thanks to her […]

Heidi Klum may not make sense, being the 55 year old woman that she is, posting provocative pics because it is all she knows, proving that the germans are good at Engineering, because she cleverly uses her tit as bait, not her vagina…that probably looks like an Outback Steakhouse Bloomin’ Onion…. Because when you’re Heidi […]

When you’re Heidi Klum and you’ve had your pussy and ass banged out to be one giant hole by: 1- SEAL and his large adult sized arm penis – straight from Africa – all tribal and shit – which her German S&M model liked because it made her feel alive…. 2- Other rich men that […]