The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers […]
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2015
18
Dec
Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day
I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are […]
2015
14
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
A girl asked me if I could ever get hard for her, possibly because I joke about my impotency, when really I just have a micro penis… I told her that I could if she was whispering slutty things in my ear while jerking me off while a hot girl posed naked for me…. Needless […]
2015
11
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Crotch Shots are the New Butt Shots…So ladies jack your panties into your pussy…so this stepdaddy can see your pussy definition without seeing the actual meat that makes up your pussy…because sometimes that meat in pictures can throw a motherfucker off with it’s level of graphic…while pussy definition offers mystery and suspense and wonderment of […]
2015
04
Nov
Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day
The latest bullshit news that means absolutely nothing to anyone at all, but the media picks up on it, because the media is paid for by advertisers, and they need to perpetuate consumerism to ensure they stay in business…which in this case is Victoria’s Secret….a mall brand of underwear…that is made in a sweat shop…that […]
2015
05
Oct
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I am not a sexual predator, despite what people on tinder assume when they see my masked face in a profile, they just assume I am out to rape them, when the logic that people don’t possess would tell me that a real rapist would probably have a decent job, dress well, take care of […]
2015
02
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
No girls like me on tinder….NOT EVEN THE FAT ONES… But I guess that makes sense… no one likes me anywhere….NOT EVEN THE FAT ONES… That said…LAST CHANCE TO WIN A STATE BICYCLE…. LAST CHANCE TO WIN A STATE BICYCLE…. LAST CHANCE TO WIN A STATE BICYCLE…. We are announcing winner on Monday…. HERE ARE […]
2015
25
Sep
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I used to like girls who had gay best friends because it meant they were into anal sex…or at least trying it But now everyone is gay and all girl are into anal sex…especially with my small dick…and it turns out that it’s not that exciting as it once was, because assholes are full of […]
2015
19
Aug
Victoria’s Secret Models for Fitness of the Day
Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt and Romee Strijd proved that they are puppets for Victoria’s Secret…getting paid when they read some Victoria’s Secret product detail script pretty much squirting in female ejaculation all over the product…because like their sugar daddy’s…these sports bras dangle money in front of their hooker faces… Not to […]
2015
17
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Don’t tell a girl you want to have sex with that she’s got a revolving door pussy. Don’t send the message “Do you want to fuck me”….when it autocorrects to Dorothy…she may have an Aunt or Granny or Nana she calls Dorothy…coupled with a golden girls obsession that leads to everything but fucking you… I […]