I’ve been seeing these meme going around about Dating in 1998 – can I have my Cds Back, Dating in 2018 – can you delete those pictures of my asshole….funny to girls born in the 80s because they never thought they would be the girl sending pics of their assholes out…and have been to keep […]

I have been drinking in a trailer park with a bunch of people from South Carolina celebrating America Today…. Two of the fat women had some of the biggest southern tits ever, probably fake and I’ve been staring at them the entire day, in theri bikinis, despite their bellies, thinking…God Bless America…there’s no need to […]

I live a very boring life…and the only excitement I experienced was at the grocery store buying meat for my dog..because I accidentally got behind some stripper with two beige kids..in a sheer wifebeater with huge fake tits…wearing spandex leggings and rocking a pretty fit ass on a small frame…like really tiny frame…buying some spareribs..cuz […]

It’s always a weird experience when you open up your friend’s cupboard to grab something to eat when you’re at his house drinking….only to find a penis pump…. I am well aware of a penis pump’s purpose or why he would have a penis pump…but it’s something I associate with homos… I am not against […]

The highlight of my day besides seeing a lot of big tits and big asses was seeing a family of two or three generations of white trash, like literal white trash, bleached hair, fat as fuck, looked like she had a confederate flag tattooed on her granny at 50 year old ass….but upon closer look…she […]

We are all Fucked. People ask if I’m bored of this. Of course I’m bored of this. That’s the point of this site. It’s to outline how boring pop culture is. I hated it when I started the site and hate it 14 years later. How can you be passionate about rich cunts being rich […]

Fuck the shape of water…what’s the shape of your anus…that’s the question of the night…most girls will say round, but do they MEAN it…is it really round…or do they just want to believe it’s round….MAYBE they need to take a mirror and spread their ass to selfie it for me to confirm the shape of […]

I drank too much tequila…and passed out on the floor…I don’t remember where I was, how I got home, who I sexted….but I know that I survived, and sometimes, that’s all you fucking need….. As someone who drinks regularly – blacking out and passing out on the floor is a real accomplishment…. I feel like […]