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2014

31

Mar

Adrianne Curry Ripped for Old Times of the DAy

You probably don’t remember Adrianne Curry because she doesn’t really matter and never really mattered. She was more of a chronic reality TV illness when reality TV infected the world. From bullshit top model shows, to living with other celebrities, to marrying one of those celebrities and having a show built around them…leading to a great career as a twitter personality who goes to comicon conventions in cosplay…

I mean she single handedly proved that people will watch pretty much anything, and pay attention to even the worst human, as long as it is on TV…

I like to think her claim to fame is when she told me off on Social Medai…

Well if you’ve been wondering about where she’s been, and you haven’t been, she’s been working out and here are her muscles. She’s the worst. Even when she’s SHOWING HER NIPPLES

Remember – she doesn’t matter.

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2013

12

Feb

Adrianne Curry is in the Shower for Social Media of the Day

Adrianne Curry is the enemy, but it is nice to see her resorting to taking pics in the shower, like some low level internet girlfriend, trying to get a little male attention and stay relevant, even if she never was relevant and her entire existence was hard bottom feeding….from marrying Brady Bunch stars in reality shows….to getting naked on twitter…she’s all kinds of garbage….but I’m compelled to watch her desperation heat up…because she deserves nothing but horrible things…

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2013

21

Jan

Adrianne Curry Ass in a Bikini of the Day

If a useless, bottom feeding, pile of reality show shit, wears a bikini and posts it to social media….does it make a sound?

That is the philosophical question of the day and I am gonna say it does…cuz I am posting it….because I am a firm believer that no matter how hungry you are for attention…or how irrelevant you are on the ladder of fame….getting in a bikini and taking a selfie always fucking matters and helps you solidify your place at the bottom…with your bottom.

I hate this woman…the only kind of curry I like is in my indian food….she has started war with me…but I’ll still look at her ass in a bikini….cuz it’s better than looking at my wife…

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2012

26

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Ass in a Thong for Twitter of the Day


I fucking love Curry…I love it with meat whether chicken or goat or beef or lamb…I love it with vegetables and potatoes…I like it in my thai stir fry….with coconut milk and I like it in my ROTI…..I just don’t like it when it is a low level attention seeking slut…even though I love low level attention seeking sluts….I just hate when they have egos and don’t realize they are low level crap…but then again when she’s posting pics of her ass to twitter…you gotta think she knows she’s hurting for hits…..and it’s not even a great ass, but it’s ok, it does make me kind of hungry, but as an emotional eater who is always hungry, that’s not saying much, maybe it is cuz of her last name and

MY STEPFAMILY POSTED SOME PICS OF HER TOPLESS IN THE FORUM her naked…is beter than her in a dirty shit stained thong…but still fucking garbage

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2012

25

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Ass in a Thong of the Day


Adrianne Curry is doing her COSPLAY nerd hustle for her twitter followers…because she’s never been in a Sci/Fi movie or TV show and has nothing to do with this nerd shit, she’s just realized that this is the fucking internet…and the internet is dominated by virgin loser trash…and virgin loser trash is loyal and follow you til the end of time in some weird OCD shit that makes me uncomfortable…

I hate virgin loser comic book collecting socially awkward nerds….even though every last one of you is probably onr…cuz cool people don’t care about this shit….but I’ll continue to pretend you are a sexy model who loves my dick jokes….and wants to unmask me with your pussy lips….

Even if I’d be a very rich man is I accepted you for who you are…like Adrianne Curry does…

Either way, interesting pic, even if she’s the fucking devil who I hate for taking advantage of you…but more importantly…for existing.

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2012

13

Sep

Adrianne Curry Screaming For Attention in a Sports Bra of the Day

Adrianne Curry is posting pics of herself to twitter for attention because I guess that’s all trash like this really has to fill her empty days….her twitter fans….

Life of a failed reality star…. which is a funny concept in and of itself is pretty funny…since you normally have to be a failure to be a reality star…since people who don’t want to be famous generally aren’t applying or auditioning to be on Reality TV Fame…they are instead working.

All I know is that she’s a cunt, and I am not a vile man, I don’t hate women or use the C-Word loosely, I save it for special occassions, like when a cunt tells me off on twitter after I’ve been nothing but nice to her…you know promoting her bottom feeding stunts for her for free…when she should really be sending me gift baskets…

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2012

12

Sep

Adrianne Curry Lingerie for Twitter of the Day

Adrianne Curry is not a friend of DrunkenStepfather.com or me, Jesus Martinez, and I am not just saying that cuz the erotica she produces is on some low grade, mall photographer, the kind who takes nudes of wives for husbands as 20th Anniversary gifts….this lingerie shit she’s posting to twitter, cuz the half naked shit gets her follows, even if no one prior to her getting half naked remembered her from such low level reality shows as the first Season of Next Top Model…something she’s parlayed into such legendary things as marrying and divorcing a 60 year old from the Brady Bunch and ending up dressed up as Star Wars characters at conventions cuz it is all the work she can get….

I am saying it cuz she tried to tell me off on twitter once a long time ago, before blocking me and propelling to this rock bottom self produced lingerie pics….

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2012

27

Aug

Adrianne Curry’s Topless Pic for Twitter of the Day

Adrianne Curry is some evil fucking woman who didn’t matter before Twitter existed. Sure she was on TV, and in America that is enough for a bitch to be considered important, or worth talking to, or worth giving free shit to, but she wasn’t a household name, she was just that slut who banged the dude from Brady Bunch for scandal and reality TV that sucked…..but now, now she’s made moves, and is the has been who never was, who discovered nudity and fan boy nerd shit is all it takes to get fans on the fucking internet…..

I hate her….and her shitty topless pics for twitter…..

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2012

29

Mar

Adrianne Curry Useless Tits for Twitter of the Day

The fascinating thing about Adrianne Curry is the attention a virtual nobody gets because of her fake tits and willingness to show them off because they aren’t really even her own tits and if anyone judges her she can blame the plastic surgeon….coupled with the fact that fake tits, except on breast cancer survivors, that save shitty tit, also attract really fucked up, insecure, women you can easily manipulate because the fact they saved up and got a set of tits, means some shit is going on in her crazy head……

It amazes me that someone who does nothing, offers the world nothing, has no interesting thoughts or opinions, who is only known because of a series of reality shows when reality shows were just starting, can lure thousands of people to sign-up to her and wait around for pics like this….It is pathetic and depressing what our world amount too….shit makes me want to get a set of fake tits to post on my TWITTER …the same TWITTER Adrianne Curry blocked and sent her gang of retards after…..because that way I’d get more followers….

Tits get hits people. Except maybe for me, this site, my twitter….but for the girl who owns those tits…it’s on.

Here are some faceless nudes….unfortunately not of her after her face was ripped off by a psycho killer….you know trying to save the world from her horrible kind of trash…


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2012

04

Jan

Adrianne Curry’s 2005 TItties of the Day

I hate this attention seeking bitch as much as I can hate any attention seeking bitch who is willing to get naked for that attention….

I’m blocked from her twitter feed because she hates me and we had a fight once…but it works out well for me becuase I reading her nonsense is offensive and more importantly depressing…and the fact that I would be following her, like I am interested in her, would likely lead me to suicide, since I’ve already done the hard drinking route….

Either way, she allegedly released this topless pic and this is what the caption read:

300k! my boobs are a bit..bigger nowadays, but this was on vaca few years ago. ;) Maybe 500k I’ll post the new puppies :P

I don’t know how authentic this is, cuz I can’t waste more time on the bitch….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz her shopping titty pics around for twitter followers or cash is hilarious…..but tits are tits….especially when they are on a bitch trying to get noticed by showing them in the most basic of publciity stunts…which is odd for someone not promoting anything..but tits are tits.

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2011

01

Mar

Adrianne Curry’s Cry for Attention on Twitter of the Day

It amazes me that people follow someone so insignificant…so uninteresting…so useless…no, I’m not talking about myself, asshole. I’m talking about Adrianne Curry, some low grade reality star who pretty much sold out for very minimal attention, who is trying to relive the glory days of her fame using twitter….So she posts half naked pics, or pics of her at comic conferences cuz they are all that will book her…or pics of her flexing and the whole thing is tedious cuz we already know nudity will get you noticed…how about trying something new you trash can….She also calls crappy virgin comic book loser’s shitty drawings of her, the kid creepy fans make “art”….anything for followers….Pretty much taking anything that she can get…except maybe loving words from me cuz she ended up blocking me…cuz I’m just that good at Twitter ….

So here is a picture of her thong…insignificant, uninteresting, useeles but for some reason good enough to put on the site…which is saying a lot about the kind of guy I am…luckily no one is listening…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2011

17

Jan

Adrianne Curry Naked Sushi for Attention of the Day

The darkest day in my TWITTER History was the day Adrianne Curry told me off for being a disgusting person…I don’t fully remember what she said about me before blocking me, but I do know that it was said between her crying for attention by posting controversial, exhibitionist style pictures hoping someone will notice her useless reality star married to a Brady for attention…and now she’s posting pictures of her doing naked sushi…something I’d be more into if the rankest fish at the table wasn’t her bottom feeding pussy…..and you gotta understand that I love all dirty, bottom feeding pussy, especially when it knows I exist….so I really despise this shit….

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2010

18

Jun

Adrianne Curry Continues to Try To Get More Twitter Followers of the Day

I hate this very Brady latch on cunt. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t like her body. I am not impressed with her fake tits or her 5 minutes of fame she had back when reality TV first started polluting our lives making her one of the first official bottom feeding attention whore cunts….

Well the world forgot about her, cuz her existence is insignificant and she never had an actual career, so she’s taken to posting her sloppy America’s Next Top Model body, 15 season’s too late, cuz I guess photoshoots didn’t come with that title so she’s had to do it herself…all trying to get twitter followers…cuz she’s hopin’ this will give her a second chance to humilate herself and embarrass herself to a nation for little return.

She’s fucking garbage….and she knows it and has gone so far as trying to tell me off and she blocking me on twitter months ago cuz she doesn’t like hearing the truth.

Here are those desperate pics for a desperate and ugly pussy….it is safe to say a sex tape is coming…but I never understand why the sex tape never comes at the time it should …but always comes a decade too late….and who really fuckin cares…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2010

01

Jun

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Quest for Twitter Followers Continues of the Day

Adrianne Curry told me off on Twitter before blocking me. I’d say it was the highlight of my life, but unfortunately for her, she’s totally insignificant. The only thing she is good for is the Tila Tequila approach to getting noticed, and that’s by taking half naked pictures and posting them to twitter, hoping idiots like me who write about any pussy in a bikini, no matter how relevant or irrlevant they are, because pussy in bikini is a fetish to me, pretty much the main reason I have a Facebook account, or why I go to the beach, public pool or park. I’m an easy fucking crowd, cuz seeing a bitch in bikini, no matter how bad her fake tits are, or what she does for a living or who’s attention she is trying to get from getting in the bikini, just doesn’t matter….as long as they are in a fucking bikini…if oyu know what i mean….

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Bikini

2010

07

Apr

Adrianne Curry Does Boring Twitter Ass Pics of the Day

Girls, take a quick lesson from this trash famewhore loser Adrianne Curry. She had 50,000 twitter followers at one point. They were probably people who couldn’t let go of her after she faded into obscurity, kinda like the 40 year old women who cried when Corey Haim died, only far more irrelevant….

But she realized, like she did after she did Playboy that if she whores out any integrity she may have had before she got addicted to the cameras and gets naked, people will notice…and her efforts have landed her a sold 15,000 perverts hoping for late night drunken pussy pics…

The whole thing….is so fucking boring…but she now has 75,000 followers….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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