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2014

19

Nov

Janice Dickinson on Bill Cosby of the Day

I don’t care about this Bill Cosby scandal that’s going on. I feel like it happened before and is just a diversion from his pedophilia. You know never trust a man who seduces kids with JELLO, has a show where they sit on his lap about kids saying the Darndest things, before being a huge sitcom success….I mean in the 50s when he went to college to be a teacher…you’d think some alarms would go off….since any grown man drawn to kids…is usually a fucking predator…

That said, Zombie woman and original supermodel according to Janice Dickinson, was reliving the glory days, and figured she might as well cash in and have people talk about her rugged plastic surgery body that is melting off her frail model bones, because she’s come out to attack Cosby from a 1980s encounter where she tried seducing him to get on his show…

This is what she said:

Dickinson said she met Cosby in Lake Tahoe at his urging after he said that he would help her with her singing career. They had met earlier when her agent had introduced them, hoping that she could get a job on “The Cosby Show.”

Dickinson said that after dinner, she and Cosby were in her hotel room and that he gave her some red wine and a pill. She had asked for a pill because she had been suffering stomach pains.

“The next morning I woke up and I wasn’t wearing my pyjamas and I remembered before I passed out I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she said. She said she remembered Cosby dropping the robe he had been wearing and getting on top of her.

She said she never confronted Cosby about the incident.

“I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do and this happened to me and this is a true story,”

Sounds legit. So she asked for the pill while drinking and she woke up naked and assaulted…I am not a victim shamer, but seriously, this woman’s had more cock than a Colonial Sanders…and there comes a time when you can’t really take their rape claims seriously….”I swear I said no, he just couldn’t hear me cuz my mouth was full of his balls”…

Either way, rape is bad, but you can’t rape the willing, and I would assume based on her leathery body, that she’d actively encourage rape these days…just because she craves human touch…

Here’s a tribute to her…while she tries to drag your childhood JELLO man through the mud, not because she’s in the KKK, but becuase 40 years is the right amount of time to remember the incident clearly, especially after 40 years of booze and drugs.

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2014

30

May

Janice Dickinson’s Aging Gracefully of the Day

Janice Dickinson Got a Beautiful Natural Face. I wonder if she’s had work done…

Janice Dickinson labelled herself the first supermodel…and people bought into it enough for me to know that she was the first “Supermodel”…well apparently, she’s not just the first supermodel ever, she’s also the first supermodel to turn into a monster thanks to modern science and her all or nothing, go big or go home, “I can’t just be a model, I must be a supermodel”…or “I don’t want just a bump of coke, give me a whole fucking 8 Ball”…you know let’s get fucking extreme on everything, even if it makes her look like a zombie tit, horror movie make-up faced freak…only without the make-up…and if that level of vanity and broken soul doesn’t turn you on…you’re an idiot…but we already knew that.

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2013

30

Oct

Janice Dickinson’s Panty Flash of the Day

I think this panty flash happened a few days ago, but really doesn’t matter, especailly when I am just excited to see ZOMBIE TITS making an attention seeking comeback around Halloween…which is appropriate…because that is a ZOMBIE’S favorite time of year….all undead and shit…with dried up genitals some of you may be glad she’s keeping covered up to mask the sight and scent of rotting flesh…but that I am pretty sad about…because I like people, especially attention seeking ex-models in their 90s, at least that’s what their droopy, falling off the bones skin, age I assume she is…to go all out with their flashing…but I’ll still stare at this shit, because it would be rude to not take in this kind of gift sent from vagina heaven…

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2012

07

Jun

Janice Dickinson’s Hot Zombie Ass in a Bikini of the Day

With all this bath salts that isn’t actuall bath salts and I know this cuz I smoked some my wife got for Christmas and it didn’t make me want to eat her fleshy pussy, but that could be cuz zombies only like living things….shit….

This zombie craze has gone nuts…I mean even this Janice Dickinson, always up on the trends and fashionable, decided to bust out her inner zombie ass to show people she is still a leading in fashion….

Or maybe this is just what she looks like – unfortunate.


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2012

29

May

Janice Dickinson’s Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Janice Dickinson is a monster….sure she’s got big old fake tits but they kind of lose their appeal when her skin looks like it is melting off her body in some freaky reptile shedding of skin ritual that happens when a bitch is too tanned, too old, too anorexic, too disgusting….but be happy she’s decided to cover up her zombie corpse pussy this time…even though the rest of her rotting body is pretty fucking bad too….but for the record…I’d still eat her up like this was ALIVE and I needed the food for survival and it wouldn’t take a plane crash to motivate me….I’m ready for it right now motherfucker….but that’s cuz I am addicted to HER NAKED ZOMBIE PIC


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2011

28

Sep

Zombie Janice Dickinson’s Not So See Through of the Day

I thought these pictures were of Janice Dickinson in a see through shirt and I got excited, you know with Halloween around the corner, I was totally down for some half dead, zombie, surprised she still has nipples and that they haven’t fallen off yet cuz of all the surgery….

Unfortunately it looks like she’s got a bra on, so you’re forced to just look at her weathered plastic zombie face…and there’s really no fun in that…cuz undead faces aren’t nearly as good as undead tits or undead undead bikini or even her pussy lips that I’ve probably seen but blocked out of memory because they looked like rotting flesh, death, infection…melting away….but I can’t imagine that happening…I’m just too lazy to dig through the site for them…unless those undead faces have flesh wounds that look vaginal and that are deep enough to stick your dick in…

Either way, here’s the see through that isn’t a see through…

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2011

16

Aug

Janice Dickinson’s Fake Zombie Boobs of the Day

I know Zombies were really popular last year and the world has moved onto Vampires, and I figure that since Janice Dickinson is the undead that lies somewhere between a rotting corpse and a healthy vibrant youthful 55 year old….with a vagina that I can only assume is closer to the corpse end of the spectrum and tits that are closer to the youthful healthy and vibrant end of the spectrum, you know cuz they are only 10 years old….caters to your weird horror movie needs – and here are some of her pics…

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2011

05

Jul

Janice Dickinson Corpse in a Bikini of the Day

If you’re like me and hit up funerals with open caskets on the regular, then you’ve found yourself saying, “why did they put her in this dress, she should be naked in here, or at least wearing lingering or a bikini, so that she can go rot 6 feet under, without the constricting conservative clothes, maybe in something a little more free feeling”….but no matter how many funerals you go to, the bitches are never half naked, in bikinis or lingerie, not even the stripper funeral you went to, or even the fucking surfer chick you thought you won the open casket lottery on, cuz surfers live for the wave, and in turn live in the bikini”….well look no further, cuz Janice Dickinson has single handedly met our needs….a rotting corpse kept alive by some voodoo spell in a bikini…doing the monster mash…like the zombie she is…

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2011

08

Jun

Janice Dickinson is the Dead Walking Among Us of the Day

Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and MDMA in the 2000s, Janice Dickinson had to come out without make-up, showing off her rotting, broken down, ex-model face in all it’s plastic and melting glory….but just be proud she didn’t come out dead vagina first, cuz as much as I’d like to see it, I know i really don’t want to actually see it…I mean her Naked Fake Tits were morbid enough…

PS. The paparazzi are wrong. She’s wearing make-up and still looks this bad. I feel like she brokered a deal with them….DEVIL WOMAN.

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2011

01

Jun

Janice Dickinson Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson , whether it is the insanity or the no shame or the fact that she embraces that she’s an old, haggard, plastic surgery raped ex-model, with an irritating attitude that I want to fuck, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be….

I don’t know what it is about these Janice Dickinson pumping gas like a slut in a short tight skirt that makes me want to fuck her, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be.

I do know that I had a friend who used to live next to the gas station and video babes pumping gas, but they never actually posed like the sluts that they are, maybe cuz they didn’t know they were being filmed and if they did would probably call the cops, or maybe cuz they aren’t as Hungry as Dickinson is from both starvation and falling out of the limelight…

Either way, I’m down. These pics are rock and roll. I just wish there was more of her weird, half dead, rotting, naked tits I SAID TITS ….

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2011

18

May

Janice Dickinson Naked Tits of the Day

I’m a fan of Janice Dickinson, possibly because I’ve liked horror movies since I was 8 years old when my mom died, and she reminds me of the low tech late 70s zombie make-up, or maybe it’s got something to do with her not really giving a fuck….

She looks so fucking polluted, like some Frankenstein, made in a lab, shit, and for some reason I love her corpse of a body, all plastic, I just wish she wasn’t covering her pussy, cuz I’m sure it smells like that dead prostiture I didn’t know was dead I once fucked for free, thinking I was getting a deal when we were done and she didn’t give me a price, you know a mix between disease, decay, cheese and feces.

Is it Valentine’s Day cuz I’m in love.

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2010

02

Jun

Janice Dickinson Grabs Her Rotting Droopy Pussy in a Bathing Suit of the Day

If you were Janice Dickinson or somehow accidentally went home with Janice Dickinson, you’d probably want her covering up her pussy lip as much as possible. Partially because of the smell of rotting semen that she’s got lodged up there from a life of access and comdomless sex with strange men…since her lifestle made pregnancy impossible, but internal cumshots from strangers very possible, but also because the dying animal she calls her baby maker is hanging, floppy, and has little life left in it…shit is on it’s last legs…if pussy lips had legs…at least that’s what I can assume based on the rest of her body in this one-piece designed to cover up the rest of her body…Disgusting to some but heaven to me…cuz any pussy is better than the pussy I’m forced to run away from at least 3 times a week.


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2010

05

May

Janice Dickinson Flexes Her Ass of the Day

Janice Dickinson is flexing her ass for the paparazzi and nothing says a horrible looking ass like a bitch who clenches the shit like she’s trying to fight off anal sex rapists in prison. There’s something that happens when a bitch clenches her ass like she’s holding in her shit that makes her ass look like it belongs on a dude but I guess in Janice Dickinson’s case that doesn’t matter because at her low level of sex appeal, there’s nothing she can really do to make her look better or worse, she’s like a gay dude with HIV who now doesn’t have to worry about catching HIV, in an “Anything Goes” kind of thing….but at least she’s not fat.

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2009

28

Dec

Janice Dickinson’s Dirty Tongue Kissing of the Day

I doubt watching a living corpse like Janice Dickinson rape a motherfucker with her tongue turns any of you on, but in the event that it does, here are the pictures.

I personally think it’s nice to see a bitch take some initiative, no matter how fucking disgusting Janice Dickinson happens to be, mainly because from my sexual history, I’ve been the one doing the raping at least 98% of the time, and the last 2% where I claim the bitch raped me, is usually because I have trouble admitting that I intentionally stuck my dick in them, and the rape accusation is the only way I can sleep at night….

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2009

04

Sep

Janice Dickinson Making Out With a Dude of the Day

Here is Janice DIckinson’s boyfriend giving her mouth to mouth because her heart just stopepd from her eating disorder, coke addiction and age. He’s not actually making out with her unless he’s just some junkie off the street trying to get high off her fumes, like these two highschool thugged out dudes I saw in the park that looked like they were making out like a gang of queers, but were really just shotgunning a joint . Or maybe she’s just grabbed a random dude and started making out with him without warning cuz she noticed the paparazzi were there and she needs all the attention her plastic face can get, and the poor fucker now has AIDS…….

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