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2014

30

May

Janice Dickinson’s Aging Gracefully of the Day

Janice Dickinson Got a Beautiful Natural Face. I wonder if she’s had work done…

Janice Dickinson labelled herself the first supermodel…and people bought into it enough for me to know that she was the first “Supermodel”…well apparently, she’s not just the first supermodel ever, she’s also the first supermodel to turn into a monster thanks to modern science and her all or nothing, go big or go home, “I can’t just be a model, I must be a supermodel”…or “I don’t want just a bump of coke, give me a whole fucking 8 Ball”…you know let’s get fucking extreme on everything, even if it makes her look like a zombie tit, horror movie make-up faced freak…only without the make-up…and if that level of vanity and broken soul doesn’t turn you on…you’re an idiot…but we already knew that.

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2013

30

Oct

Janice Dickinson’s Panty Flash of the Day

I think this panty flash happened a few days ago, but really doesn’t matter, especailly when I am just excited to see ZOMBIE TITS making an attention seeking comeback around Halloween…which is appropriate…because that is a ZOMBIE’S favorite time of year….all undead and shit…with dried up genitals some of you may be glad she’s keeping covered up to mask the sight and scent of rotting flesh…but that I am pretty sad about…because I like people, especially attention seeking ex-models in their 90s, at least that’s what their droopy, falling off the bones skin, age I assume she is…to go all out with their flashing…but I’ll still stare at this shit, because it would be rude to not take in this kind of gift sent from vagina heaven…

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2012

07

Jun

Janice Dickinson’s Hot Zombie Ass in a Bikini of the Day

With all this bath salts that isn’t actuall bath salts and I know this cuz I smoked some my wife got for Christmas and it didn’t make me want to eat her fleshy pussy, but that could be cuz zombies only like living things….shit….

This zombie craze has gone nuts…I mean even this Janice Dickinson, always up on the trends and fashionable, decided to bust out her inner zombie ass to show people she is still a leading in fashion….

Or maybe this is just what she looks like – unfortunate.


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2012

29

May

Janice Dickinson’s Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Janice Dickinson is a monster….sure she’s got big old fake tits but they kind of lose their appeal when her skin looks like it is melting off her body in some freaky reptile shedding of skin ritual that happens when a bitch is too tanned, too old, too anorexic, too disgusting….but be happy she’s decided to cover up her zombie corpse pussy this time…even though the rest of her rotting body is pretty fucking bad too….but for the record…I’d still eat her up like this was ALIVE and I needed the food for survival and it wouldn’t take a plane crash to motivate me….I’m ready for it right now motherfucker….but that’s cuz I am addicted to HER NAKED ZOMBIE PIC


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2011

28

Sep

Zombie Janice Dickinson’s Not So See Through of the Day

I thought these pictures were of Janice Dickinson in a see through shirt and I got excited, you know with Halloween around the corner, I was totally down for some half dead, zombie, surprised she still has nipples and that they haven’t fallen off yet cuz of all the surgery….

Unfortunately it looks like she’s got a bra on, so you’re forced to just look at her weathered plastic zombie face…and there’s really no fun in that…cuz undead faces aren’t nearly as good as undead tits or undead undead bikini or even her pussy lips that I’ve probably seen but blocked out of memory because they looked like rotting flesh, death, infection…melting away….but I can’t imagine that happening…I’m just too lazy to dig through the site for them…unless those undead faces have flesh wounds that look vaginal and that are deep enough to stick your dick in…

Either way, here’s the see through that isn’t a see through…

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2011

16

Aug

Janice Dickinson’s Fake Zombie Boobs of the Day

I know Zombies were really popular last year and the world has moved onto Vampires, and I figure that since Janice Dickinson is the undead that lies somewhere between a rotting corpse and a healthy vibrant youthful 55 year old….with a vagina that I can only assume is closer to the corpse end of the spectrum and tits that are closer to the youthful healthy and vibrant end of the spectrum, you know cuz they are only 10 years old….caters to your weird horror movie needs – and here are some of her pics…

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2011

05

Jul

Janice Dickinson Corpse in a Bikini of the Day

If you’re like me and hit up funerals with open caskets on the regular, then you’ve found yourself saying, “why did they put her in this dress, she should be naked in here, or at least wearing lingering or a bikini, so that she can go rot 6 feet under, without the constricting conservative clothes, maybe in something a little more free feeling”….but no matter how many funerals you go to, the bitches are never half naked, in bikinis or lingerie, not even the stripper funeral you went to, or even the fucking surfer chick you thought you won the open casket lottery on, cuz surfers live for the wave, and in turn live in the bikini”….well look no further, cuz Janice Dickinson has single handedly met our needs….a rotting corpse kept alive by some voodoo spell in a bikini…doing the monster mash…like the zombie she is…

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2011

08

Jun

Janice Dickinson is the Dead Walking Among Us of the Day

Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and MDMA in the 2000s, Janice Dickinson had to come out without make-up, showing off her rotting, broken down, ex-model face in all it’s plastic and melting glory….but just be proud she didn’t come out dead vagina first, cuz as much as I’d like to see it, I know i really don’t want to actually see it…I mean her Naked Fake Tits were morbid enough…

PS. The paparazzi are wrong. She’s wearing make-up and still looks this bad. I feel like she brokered a deal with them….DEVIL WOMAN.

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2011

01

Jun

Janice Dickinson Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson , whether it is the insanity or the no shame or the fact that she embraces that she’s an old, haggard, plastic surgery raped ex-model, with an irritating attitude that I want to fuck, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be….

I don’t know what it is about these Janice Dickinson pumping gas like a slut in a short tight skirt that makes me want to fuck her, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be.

I do know that I had a friend who used to live next to the gas station and video babes pumping gas, but they never actually posed like the sluts that they are, maybe cuz they didn’t know they were being filmed and if they did would probably call the cops, or maybe cuz they aren’t as Hungry as Dickinson is from both starvation and falling out of the limelight…

Either way, I’m down. These pics are rock and roll. I just wish there was more of her weird, half dead, rotting, naked tits I SAID TITS ….

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