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2013

17

May

Jessica Alba is in Workout Gear of the Day

Jessica Alba was walking around in workout gear and I figured I’d post it, despite Jessica Alba’s sex appeal being virtually dead, even if she’s bounced back from her pregnancies, she’s still had those pregnancies….

Sure she’s hotter than any girl you’ve got with, and you may still have a soft spot in your masturbation schedule for her, you know one for old times, cuz you have a hard time moving on….and sure even as a shell of what was, it’s still not horrible…

But I was hoping to see more cameltoe, tight pants do that to women, before realizing, her labia are probably taped to her inner thigh, you know as a result of those pregnancies…


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2013

07

May

Jessica Alba Titty Flash of the Day

It would only make sense that Jessica Alba, a slut who pretended she wasn’t a slut, until she took on a little entrapment like she was from Cleveland, via her uterus, because that’s what broken girls who fear being alone do….get pregnant….would walk around in a sheer bra now for the paparazzi, in a whole “i’ve given up” or “notice me over here” kinda way. It’s good for business…..

This is the same girl who wouldn’t even get in her underwear in a movie, but I guess age, realizing no one cares that much about her naked ass, and countless visits to the gyno have eased her up…into a Jessica Alba I can respect and appreciate….even if I resent her for waiting til it was almost too late to do what she shoulda been doing at 20…because she’s fit and at least she fucking did it…

Lovin’ these Titties….


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2013

26

Apr

Jessica Alba in Some Magazine of the Day

Jessica Alba is working it good, even showing a little puffy nipple thanks to too much breast feeding, for some magazine I’ve never heard of, but that I know has taken the right steps in post production to make her skin look like she’s not in her 30s or a mom of 2, but instead a young vibrant thing we all used to want to have sex with as she got paid millions to cock tease us before settling down…and for that we celebrate, not that we haven’t given this unappreciative, never-nude bitch enough, like her fucking whole life of luxury, thanks to our lusting after her, something we could have collectively taken back from her, if we weren’t all such fucking perverts with no control over wanting to fuck girls in movies marketed to us hard.

here are the pics.

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2013

08

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Looking Ok in a Bikini for a Mom of the Day

I don’t like celebrating women who spat in the face of their fans and her sex appeal to reproduce for selfish reasons, like locking her husband in. I am more into celebrating women who squirt in the face of their fans for money, but that’s got nothing to do with this post.

I don’t like saying shit like “she’s still got it” cuz she’d be hotter if she never had the kids.

So this whole older, sloppier, her skin hangs off the back of her thighs, her tits sag a little more than when she was in her 20s and not a fucking mom of two, doesn’t get a “PASS” from me, like it does from all the other sites, those pervert virgins would cum if they say a 300 pound bitch in a bikini.

I don’t celebrate – look how much she bounced back and how she’s almost as good as she was – shit.

I say, bitch, at least you’re not fat, and at least you’re in a bikini, cuz that shit is better to look at than clothes, but you are a fraction of what you were, reminding us all that breeding kills women.

Here are a few of the pics I’m not allowed to post.

To see a shit ton of ALba bikini pics from this St Barts Trip go HERE and HERE

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2013

05

Apr

Jessica Alba Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba, despite being a dirty mom of two, with a vagina that has probably been ravaged, thanks to being a mom of two, you know unable to grip a cock with no hands, thanks to the damage she put it through to trap a boyfriend, cuz celebs are insecure damaged vulnerable people with trust issues and daddy issues to begin with, so they pull gutter moves, just while wearing designer clothes…..still holds a soft spot in my heart, cuz she’s Jessica Alba and despite being that mom of two, still rock’s it in a bikini well into her 30s, a cut off date I’m usually pretty strict about, more old ladies need to look like this. Fact.


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2013

25

Mar

Jessica Alba is in Latina Magazine of the Day

For generations, Jessica Alba has tried to down play her Mexican Roots. Like Eva Longoria they didn’t want to celebrate being Mexican with a fucking dozen kids, some corn tortillas but instead celebrated being Mexican by hiring a mexican maid and gardener to boss the fuck around, because most Mexicans trying to make it in white America try to distance themselves from being Mexican, like we are third rate citizens that White people don’t like, before realizing that they should milk the Mexican card, cuz as Mexicans we support our own, even the traitors, who secretly we love for getting famous and despite not embracing Mexico in public, have Mexico in their soul, proven by her half dozen (2) babies before 30.

She’s Jessica Alba, she’s still hot, even if the sauce she puts on her taco isn’t, and taco I mean her vagina…all broken with babies and shit.

Here she is getting some votes for Latina magazine. Welcome back woman. You need all the help you can get.

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2013

06

Mar

Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash of the Day

I don’t know what is more offensive…the fact that she’s hanging with an Asian….dressed like an Asian…in what seems like she’s mockin’ and Asian….like a fat rich American Tourist in Japan dressed like a Gesiha girl….screaming at the locals for sushi….you know just inappropriate and not sensitive to other culture…..or the fact that she’s wearing underwear….

I remember a time when people would have died for this….but now that she’s a mom of two…it is suddenly far less interesting….in fact we kinda encourage her to keep the tights and panties on…because we don’t really want her mom pussy to throw off our impression of her…

But I really wanna see it….

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2013

06

Feb

Jessica Alba is the Worst for Women’s Health of the Day

I don’t know what compelled me to watch an interview with Jessica Alba for Women’s Health’s latest edition….but I did it….I think it had something to do with her being in some kind of crop top showing off where a couple babies ruined her career and motivated her to start some company of her own that I am pretty sure she plugs along the way but can’t be too sure cuz I muted the bitch…something I assume her husband probably wishes he had the power to do….you know ever since she trapped him into marriage by getting pregnant…it was like dude was banging her at her peak and now he’s stuck with her through her demise…but at least she’s not fat….

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2013

14

Jan

Jessica Alba Boring But I’d Still Fuck Her in InStyle of the Day


Jessica Alba is in a recent issue of InStyle where she’s not doing anything particularly sexy…I mean she’s posing with kids toys, which unless you’re the fucking sexy nanny I am coming home to fuck while my wife is at the hair salon, I’m not entirely interested…cuz eating a pussy that I know a baby was shat out of more than once…kinda makes me fucking sick…the whole alien parasite nesting shit I just can’t wrap my mind around because I’m either autistic or because I don’t want to believe or accept that’s how we are made….but I am willing to accept that Alba still has sex appeal…only more mature…bringing out fantasy of a wife you’d want to break down year after year…ignoring her after she threw away her dreams to be with you and have your family..who doesn’t know she’s this hot….cuz you don’t show her appreciation…and who just constantly seeks your approval not knowing millions of better dudes would treat her like a queen…but her focus, like all girls is micro….and that makes her totally devoted to you cuz you are her everything….leading to better blow jobs…true story.

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