I was just watching the news and some psychology slut started the fear mongering about how we should assume that more Cho’s are amongst us and that we should live our lives watching our neighbors to prevent this kind of thing from happening again. Why don’t they just tell everyone to hide in the fucking houses for the rest of their lives with a shotgun in hand waiting for the day an attacker comes for them.

Reality is one psycho doesn’t justify 300,000,000 people to go into lockdown. Maybe if the police shut down the campus after the first shooting, maybe if gun laws weren’t from the 1700s and outdated as shit a crazed Korean motherfucker wouldn’t have had time to make a bunch of videos, write a fucking essay and do a photoshoot then mail it off to NBC before going on his rampage….

Reality is that the system you pay for is what allowed for this to happen and I think you should re-focus your energy on happy things like – Jessica Alba’s ass then sitting their being scared to leave your house. Again, my heart goes out to the victims. This post is going to get me more hate mail but I will say this, Respect, because I am hip hop.

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Here are some pics of Alba making out with her dog, so I guess it’s pretty clear that Jessica Alba loves her dog more than she loves you. That’s not saying much, since she doesn’t know you and never will but that doesn’t change the fact that there’s not much more exciting than seeing a girl with her dog, mainly because you know that the dog has seen her in every compromising position possible. I am talking taking a shit, getting fucked, changing her tampons, pretty much everything you’d want to see this bitch do. The other hot thing is that this dog, if he is a smart dog has also eaten a pair of her dirty panties, made her clean up its shit and more importantly sniffed her crotch and maybe even raided the bathroom garbage for used maxi pads, not that Alba uses pads, but it’s a hot fantasy if you are me.

I like a girls relationship with her dog. They hug them, they kiss them, and if they are more experimental, they let them lick their peanut butter covered boxes. I got a girl on webcam last week who had a dog. She wanted to show me how big her dogs dick was, so she basically jerked him off for me. It was pretty fucking disgusting and funny at the same time, but when I saw the fucker cum all over the computer, I kinda lost my appetite.

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I just heard about the Virginia Tech shooting where 22 people were killed. I just want to say that despite how much I say I hate you fuckers, I seriously hope this didn’t directly affect any of you. My heart goes out to all the families and people involved. I hate this school shooting bullshit. I don’t understand why people are still able to get guns, why schools haven’t figured out safety measures to prevent this, why people like this aren’t locked up, why Bush is spending all of America’s money being a cowboy in the middle east, what until his administration blames terrorism to distract all you idiots from all the problems you have at home. You should be able to go to work, school, the movies, out to dinner, shopping, without having to dodge bullets….

Society is really fucked up and I’m going to keep spreading my word as well as posting pics of Alba leaving the gym all sweaty and showing the band of her underwear that she shouldn’t be wearing if she wants to impress me, because somethings in this life aren’t so bad.

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This is a video of Alba’s tits from 2003. I have a feeling it’s a body double, but who really gives a fuck either way, Alba has a pretty bangin’ body, and even if it isn’t her you can just pretend it is. You have been pretending that she’s your girlfriend for the last 5 years when jerking off anyway….and the chances that these are actually her tits are a lot higher than the chances of her ever getting her bang on with your fat ass….Loser…

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This is a video of Alba’s tits from 2003. I have a feeling it’s a body double, but who really gives a fuck either way, Alba has a pretty bangin’ body, and even if it isn’t her you can just pretend it is. You have been pretending that she’s your girlfriend for the last 5 years when jerking off anyway….and the chances that these are actually her tits are a lot higher than the chances of her ever getting her bang on with your fat ass….Loser…

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