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2019

12

Aug

Teen Choice Awards Tits of the Day

It’s the annual Teen Choice Awards..how pissed do you think Jeffrey Epstein is that he missed this? Maybe missing the teen choice awards was the final straw that made him kill himself…

All these conspiracies out there about the government killing the motherfucker – on suicide watch but no one saw him die – we’ve all seen movies….

But maybe it was suicide, the dude was a horrible person who lived like a king off the back of Victoria’s Secret all these years….

And maybe the teen choice awards was the motive…”I can’t make it to the teen choice awards, that’s a life I am not willing to live”…..

Pervert fuck.

Alex Morgan who got invited for some reason..
Teen Choice Awards Tits Alex Morgan

Brittany Snow with the Pitch Perfect tits out
Teen Choice Awards Tits Brittany Snow

DJ Tanner got an invite even though she’s pushing 50 years old..
Teen Choice Awards Tits Candice Cameron

Haley Joel Osmet…has changed…
Teen Choice Awards Tits Emily Osmet

Jessica Alba covering up her Herpes but letting a lil titty out, also another old lady at the teen awards..creepy..
Teen Choice Awards Tits Jessica Alba

Is this really Lucy Hale or is this Michael Jacksons ghost coming to collect?
Teen Choice Awards Tits Lucy Hale

It’s not a meaningless event if Madison Beer didn’t show up in a crop top!
Teen Choice Awards Tits Madison Beer

Sarah Hyland’s new hair to go with her new kidney..in a very short skirt..
Teen Choice Awards Tits Sarah Hyland 2

Some old lady from the nursing home across the street that showed up as Taylor Swift
Teen Choice Awards Tits Taylor Swift

Terrifying Tori Spelling
Teen Choice Awards Tits Tori Spelling

Skinny Zandaya being skinny…
Teen Choice Awards Tits Zendaya

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2016

14

Mar

Girls at the Teen Choice Awards of the Day

Teen Choice Awards is a fucking scam…a scam we call publicists run….a scam that my pervert ass once watched only to see that Ashley Tisdale won “hottest girl of the year”…it was many years ago…pre nose job, where Ashley Tisdale wasn’t even the hottest girl in the grocery store, everytime she went to the fucking grocery store…yet here she is winning…

That said, people still go to it, it’s more legit than just having instagram followers…even though they make less money than instagram people.

Here are the girls in attendance…

Chantel Jeffries

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Dove Cameron…

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Heidi Klum…

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Peta Mugatroyd

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Sarah Hyland

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SKINNY Zendaya Coleman

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Posted in:SFW|Teen Choice

2007

29

Aug

I am – Megan Fox Getting Free Shit She Could Pay for Anyways of the Day

Megan Fox

I’m entering my first year of college in a week or so and had to go confirm my registration yesterday afternoon. I’m not looking forward to college to be honest, but if anything it will provide me with good writing in the form of sleeping with my professors, going to keg parties and lots of “experimenting” with drugs and members of the same sex. Although it’s not really experimenting anymore when you do it every weekend.

While most of my friends drove off to state college earlier this month in their new cars their parents bought them , o go live in apartments their parents also pay for, I am living at home, going to community college and don’t even have my license yet. If I was smart or good at sports I may have got a scholarship and since fucking people isn’t a highschool class (yet), I guess I’m shit out of luck in the area of financial aid.

This is the part where I would normally link the photos to what I just wrote about, and you would either laugh or write some cry baby comment about what I wrote, but I can’t think of anything right now, so here’s a shit load of Megan Fox pictures with her looking like a sexy student.

Go beat off. The End.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Megan Fox in a Pink Dress of the Day
Megan Fox is Hot Shit of the Day
Megan Fox Isn’t That Hot and is Banging David From 90210 of the Day

Posted in:Megan Fox|Teen Choice|Unsorted

2007

27

Aug

I am – Jail Bait and Whores at the Teen Choice Awards of the Day

Teen Choice Jessica Alba Tits

I was at a house party on the weekend with a friend of mine and we were outside on the patio when this loser came up to us. He didn’t say anything at first. He just stood there listening to our conversation, staring blankly. After about 3 minutes of this, there was a break in our conversation and a moment of silence. I guess jackass thought he would use this as his “in” to start talking to us and of all things he could say, blurted out “So, you have 2 beers, huh?” pointing at the beer I had in each hand.

I looked at my friend, and my friend looked at me, and he just stood there very please with himself, with a look on his face that suggested he actually thought this introduction to our conversation was going to get him some pussy. Now generally I try not to be a bitch when it comes to guys coming up to me, but in this case, I couldnt help myself and i laughed in his face. I know not all of you are Don Juan, and I will pretty much sleep with anyone who is a 6/10 or above, but even I like there to be a little effort in the initial pick up sometimes. Why not just say “So, I see your wearing shoes.” or “Hey, you have hair, I like that in a women.” You get the point. I honestly would have been more receptive to “Nice shirt, wanna fuck?”

One more example of why guys like you will be virgins until you die, or until you finally breakdown and pay a whore with the money you have been saving in your piggy bank, which ever comes first.

Here’s some pics from the Teen Choice awards. Virgin or not, none of these girls will ever sleep with you, ever. And yeah, some of these chicks are borderline Jail Bait, but you are a Perv and are into that type of thing.

Aimee Teegarden

Audrina Partridge

Jessica Alba

Megan Fox

Sophia Bush

Vanessa Hudgens


Comic Nerds Wanking to Jessica Alba of the Day
Megan Fox isn’t that Hot and is Banging David from 90210 of the Day
Sophia Bush goes to the Bathroom of the Day

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