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2011

11

Jul

Karolina Kurkova is a Recently Skinny Bikini Model Mom in Her Bikini of the Day

The hottest thing about Karolina Kurkova is not that she’s finally skinny after he bout with obesity that almost got her fired and that she blamed on her thyroid…but it is the fact she has no belly button…it’s like she’s the real barbie sent from outer space to spy on our people….or the paparazzi just photoshop her that way cuz it’s the only way she’ll let them take pics of her in a bikini….or maybe it’s a lyposuction tummy tuck glitch cuz the pressure from Victoria’s Secret was on…and I have a few conspiracy’s about them making me question what’s happening here….cuz no billion dollar corporation is legit…And who really cares…she’s a tall skinny model in a bikini and I’m pretty much down to look at the pics…cuz that’s what they want me to do…

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2011

17

Jun

Karolina Kurkova Wet for Virgin Atlantic of the DAy

I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but I know if I was a billionaire, I’d be fucking with models too, sure it’d be a little less wholesome that throwing the bitch in the fucking water and giggling about it, and would be more about making them all my sex slaves in my palace, but I guess Branson’s not as affected or evil thanks to the fortune he’s made….while I am well aware if I ever got to that level of rich, it woulda probably be thanks to criminal genius, so I’m just being consistent in my fantasy…

Oh a sidenote, I miss the fat Kurkova, not cuz I like fat women, especially not fat models, but because I like laughing at models who turn fat, it’s a fetish.

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2011

08

Apr

Karolina Kurkova Tight Pants of the Day

No matter how much she works out. No matter how much she starves herself. No matter what eating disorder she came up with. No matter how many pictures of war torn Russia Victoia’s Secret showed her and pointed to saying “shape up or you’re going back to that”…Karolina Kurkova will always be the fat Victoria’s Secret model who almost got fired and who was shown not fitting into her outfit one lingerie show, only to blame her issue on her thyroid like all fat chicks do, as damage control to get back to where she was as a busty lingerie model….

So her in these fitness pants and shoes represent all that ruined my love of her and her downfall…making this post depressing to me…cuz Hot half naked in her Thickness

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2011

16

Feb

Karolina Kurkova at Some Fashion Week Bullshit of the Day

In some fascinating bitches who get paid to pose in their underwear news…Karolina Kurkova is fucking tall, which is so shocking considering she’s a fucking model…and Max Azria, the designer/fashion billionaire she’s next to is short, which is shocking considering he’s a rich as fuck old man….It just makes for a pretty funny picture…one that allows us to really apprecaite just how much of a fucking freakshow these model bitches are, large fucking humans who if you were to encounter them off the stuck together pages of your Victoria’s Secret catalog, from an era before she got fired for being fat, before developing this eating disorder, you’d probably be less inclined to want to fuck her…you know cuz your dick is already small as is, sticking it next to a super-sized human’s vagina will just make you realize how lacking you are as man….

Either way, funny pics, that’s why I’m posting them

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2011

02

Feb

Karolina Kurkova For Vogue Spain of the Day

Karolina Kurkova showed her nipple In Vogue Spain last year and I guess they liked her performance enough to give her another shoot, that or they are the only people giving her work, for fear that they hype her up and make a big deal out of her, so that every man in America turns to her as a masturbation helper, only for her to emotionally eat her face off, to the point that she doesn’t fit in any of the clothes they fitted her in a week earlier, Publicly Humilating Her On TV For Being the Pig She Is that bitch blames on a thyroid problem, only to get her ass fired cuz America has enough fat people, we don’t nee to put them in motherfucking lingerie…

Spain…apparently is not as picky….

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2010

24

Aug

Karolina Kurkova’s Nipple for Vogue Spain of the Day

Karolina Kurkova was the fat Victoria’s Secret model, who traded her mail-order bride, human sex trade, destiny for a lifelong commitment to their brand, but who also fucked their deal up by gaining 50 lbs a few years ago, making her a huge joke when she couldn’t fit into her fashion show costume, only to go public claiming she had thyroid issues, like a typical obese person making bullshit excuses for their laziness and eating disorder, only to end up strapping down and getting off her ass when she was threatened to get fired…and here she is in Vogue Spain showing some tit and I like it….

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2010

07

Jun

Karolina Kurkova Fights the Fat of the Day

Kurkova saw the camera and decided to fucking working…It’s like she stepped up her model game hard…but I guess it makes total sense…since she was the same model who was going to get fired from Victoria’s Secret a few years ago for being a fucking pig of a woman…someone who Victoria Secret could not allow to endorse their product, despite the majority of America being substantially fatter than her…proving that they just like making everyday girls feel shitty about themselve and develop negative body images about themselves…which I guess should be celebrated…cuz low self esteem on girls who aren’t bad looking to begin with…make the likilihood of us getting laid a lot hotter….in fact they are the only reason I probably have been laid…self confidence on pussy my dick gets to hang out with just doesn’t really exist…

Either way, she’s skinny again, she realized that she shouldn’t throw away what she has, probably cuz Victoria’s Secret showed her some pictures of war torn Eastern Europe in a room for 36 hours saying “shape the fuck up or this is where you’ll end up, you’re going to blame your thyroid, stop making us look bad”…..but whatever the motivation, at least it worked….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

11

May

Karoline Kurkova Lawn Bowling Upskirt of the Day

Karolina Kurkova was the big Victoria’s Secret model who was on the line to get fired for a long time because she was so fucking thick…and Victoria’s Secret knows that despite a lot of fat women ordering their white trash shit, and a lot of fat men jerking off to their shit, the bitches who grace the pages of the shit, have got to have it going on…..and if you’re wondering why Karolina Kurkova is so thick, it’s probably because her fitness regime involves Lawn Bowling, a low impact sport for 90 year olds to stay active, but I have a feeling this is actually some event, and her fitness regime is really non-existant, which is pretty fucking lazy considering being fit is her fucking job and she makes millions to stay fit, but I don’t care, I’m just happy looking up her skirt….even if it’s shitty and even if I’ve seen her half naked and in panties before…cuz lawn bowling, up until today, is statistically the hardest sport to jerk off to….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Lawn Bowling|Upskirt

2010

19

Mar

Karolina Kurkova Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I guess it’s safe to say that the Fat Victoria’s Secret model has been put on suspension, because I am pretty sure walking around with a bag that isn’t a Victoria’s Secret bag is in the Victoria’s Secret contract next to we will never see your family if you don’t give us your fucking life…..and because she’s not as fat as she was when they were giving her warning to stop eating and she pretended it was a thyroid problem, which it probably was if a thyroid problem is code of eating as much donuts as I can in one sitting….but she still looks a lot like a monster and sometimes that’s not a bad thing like when you’re walking down dark alleys and come across 4 black dudes in baggy pants, or on halloween when you don’t feel like dressing up.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Skinny|Uncategorized

2010

23

Feb

Karolina Kurkova is the Fat Victoria’s Secret Model in Tight Pants of the Day

I thought it was funny when Karolina Kurkova was too fat for a Victoria’s Secret fashion show and they pretty much threatened her to shape the fuck up on TV for the world to see as they struggled to fit her into an outfit. I didn’t find it as funny when she came out with some bullshit excuse like that it was caused by a thyroid disorder like she was the lazy fat lady who lives across the street from me or Precious who blames genetics on her obesity instead of the box of donuts she eats everyday….but I guess it’s not that funny anymore…because that was two years ago and she’s not as fat anymore, even 4 months post pregnancy, making this post totally fucking useless, like most of the posts I write, which is just something I’ve learned to accept about myself …..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Tight Pants

2009

04

May

Karolina Kurkova’s Legs of the Day

I don’t know if people like Karolina Kurkova you know because she’s the fat Victoria Secret model, but she was showing off her legs regardless of that, and I figured I’d share them with you, because that’s just the kind of power I have, unfortunately it is not the kind of power I need to drag her home from the bar by her hair, because she’s 5 ft 11 and build like an Eastern European communist tank, and I’m not too down to fuck with that, not that I’d ever have the chance, I’m just talking hypothetical because hypothetical is really all I know.

Bonus – Gisele in some Leather lookin’ pants….cuz if you’re into Gisele, then you’re into leather pants, ideally assless and worn on Gay Pride day.

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Legs

2008

04

Dec

Karolina Kurkova is Fat of the Day

How many people does it take to squeeze fatty Karolina Kurkova into her outfit? The answer is a lot. Sure it’s a fashion show and there is a team of people dressing everyone to make sure everything goes as smooth as Karolina Kurkova’s body used to be before it become a thick, chunky, lumpy sack of shit. Don’t get mad at me Karolina Kurkova fans who are convinced she’s going to marry you and looks better than fucking ever because you’re fucking delusional and being influenced by your creepy love for her.

She’s been given warnings from Victoria’s Secret that she’s the next to go and that she’s too big for their lingerie and the cries and screams and pleas with the camera crew to not show her in this moment of shame, when the outfit she was sized for ripped for her like I am sure it did many times before, because she ate a couple too many chocolate bars. In her defense, when she was a little girl in the Czech Republic, under communist rule, she used to lay in bed dreaming about American chocolate bars while sucking on a rationed potato, so it’s only natural for her to go crazy on the shit when she settles here, kinda like my wife in any buffet restaurant…

Either way, here’s The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Video on Youtube…Unless they Delete the Shit….

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5


Here are a whole lot of pictures from the show, when it actually went down, before the gratuitous slow motion vagina zoom in shots in post production that you can’t really appreciate in these shitty youtube videos…
GO

Posted in:Fat|Karolina Kurkova

2008

25

Jun

Karolina Kurkova is Too Fat to Model of the Day

What people don’t realize when they jerk off to these pictures of models in Sports Illustrated or their mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog is that models aren’t hot in person. They are fucking scarey genetic freaks of nature that are look like they have these tight, nice bodies, but the second you stand next to them and realize you go up to their shoulders and that their shoulers are broader than you, that whole perspective changes.

I saw a picture that I can’t find of Kurkova a couple of weeks ago standing next to a normal sized girl and bitch looked like she was about to eat her. I knew then that this product of Chernobyl was not going to last long because her true very large colors were eventually going to be obvious to everyone.

Now, I hear that she’s losing her modeling contract unless she drops some weight and here are the pictures explaining why.

Posted in:Fat|Karolina Kurkova|Model

2008

05

Mar

Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova Pose With Bras the Wrong Way of the Day

Here are some pictures of Karolina Kurkova and Adriana Lima playing around with bras like a couple of ten year old boys who just snuck into their sister’s underwear drawer or maybe like a couple of teenage girls celebrating the purchase of their first bra for their budding breasts by doing some kind of ceremonial dance that I wasn’t invited to watch because their mom’s are worried it’ll turn me on or some shit.

I find the whole thing pretty offensive, not because I am against girls wearing bras or celebrating bras, even though bras act as some kind of defensive shield that stand between me and nipples, but I am against girls who normally promote bras by wearing bras showing up to an event in lame T-shirts to promote bras like they are standing at the mall trying to get me to sign-up for a credit card or donate blood. If I wanted to see bitches in t-shirts, I wouldn’t be sitting next to the changing room at a panty store, hoping to sneak a peak, I’d be at the Gap hoping to see a soccer mom in ill-fitting jeans and an oversized shirt posing in front of the mirror trying to make sure it hides her pregnancy weight that she hasn’t been able to kick the last 15 years because she like cookies too fuckin’ much.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Bra|Karolina Kurkova

2007

23

May

I am – Karolina Kurkova’s Ass at a Photoshoot of the Day

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I had no choice but to post these, I was thinking about passing out on the floor but this fucking picture kept eating away at my brain like my wife eats away at a family pack of chicken wings in one fucking sitting. I don’t mean to be always busting my wife’s ass, it turns out that even supermodels have cellulite. I am guessing that this Communist went a little crazy when she realized that she could buy as many boxes of donuts as she wanted, but reality is she’s pretty fuckin’ slammin’ and cellulite or not, I’d love to rub my balls on her, because with a limp dick that’s pretty much all I can do.

I did read my comments though, and saw that you are all complaining about me repeating myself, or something, I think this site stays fresh and I am constantly looking for more substance than the average nipple slip, cleavage shot, vagina slip, bikini pic, see-through shirt. My pictures are up to date and I make an effort to tell different stories depending on how inspired I get.

I am not justifying myself, or crying like a little bitch about negative feedback, I just think you are fucked in the head to think of this site as any more repetitive than anything else out there. So go and tell your friends, because my traffic is fucking dying. That said, I already linked to these pictures in my stepLINKS earlier…

Now you can look at this girl at some photoshoot in spandex. Cuddles.

Posted in:Ass|Karolina Kurkova|Model|Photoshoot|Unsorted