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2014

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped and Nude for GQ of the Day

I’ve already gone over the whole Kim Kardashian too many times. I figure life would have been better for all of us, except maybe Kim Kardashian, if we ended our coverage of her the week after the Sex Tape happened, like she was so many of the irrelevant stars of sex tapes before her, because I’ve seen the tape, it’s alright, but not worth the 100,000,000 dollars and TV career she’s had since. I mean the fact that she’s celebrated for interracial, unprotected sex, that was staged and under the guise that it was stolen from her and she was a victim, something anyone in porn would know was bullshit, I mean just look at how the nude hacked pics are being handled….no one is monetizing them, everyone is scared to post them, because the FBI is on it and out for blood…but for some reason…when it happened to Kardashian, a company still sells the fucking tape to this day, fully legally, because she’s full of shit….and so are these GQ Nude pics, because when you get photoshopped a bit too much, you no longer remain yourself, but a artist rendering of yourself…I mean you’d have to be a twisted artist to want to get Kim K naked at this stage in the game, you know the kind of artist who makes art with his feces….but here they are anyway.

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2014

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s and the GQ Men of the Year Awards of the Day

Kim Kardashian was invited to the GQ Men of the Year Awards, because either she’s built like a man, has a man face, or she had sex with every man involved, or maybe her man was involved in the bullshit somehow…I don’t really look into this bullshit too much, I just know that I am amazed that she’s still relevant, especailly when looking at pics of her awful body in what looks like a farm animal, squeezed into some kind of metal harness, that PETA would protest naked, if it wasn’t on an actual farm animal, but instead on a girl with the sex appeal of a farm animal….

I am amazed people still bother with this trash…I mean fat girls in skimpy clothes is obviously a good way to generate some attention…but people aren’t supposed to like it, but people do like it, and people keep her relevant and making money. The second people stop caring, she disappears. So I blame us, for this….we are the reason society is cracking at the seam…like this outfit…because it’s a bit too small for delusional Kim…

Cara Delevingne Was There and she was looking her best…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE GQ EVENT OF OTHER BABES CLICK HERE

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2014

29

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Red Bikini of the Day

We live in a world where Kim Kardashian, along with her sex tape and the career that followed, is clearly celebrated as a sex symbol. People look at her and think “Oh My God, I want to fuck Kim Kardashian, she’s so hot”…yet for some reason, beastiality you know where you fuck an animal is illegal, looked down upon socially and completely wrong, even if you own it…even though it’s the same thing as getting off to Kim Kardashian, whether she’s photoshopped in her bikini or not.

She’s a monster.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER REALLY FAT SCARY ASS IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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2014

19

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Interesting Bikini Pic of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted this self shot paparazzi picture of herself posing at some ridiculous angle to look like she’s got a rocking’ thick body, and not that body of a fat mom who is still eating for two because she’s forgot she’s given birth to her marketing tool, because it’s been handed off to handlers and she’s far more interested in cake….

I just think it’s funny because I know there’s a hired photographer doing this for her, it’s not some selfie on her phone shit, and I’d love to see what the outtakes of the pictures look like, because you know they are out there, but the people involved aren’t bitter enough to leak them…even if they fucking should…

On a side note, I’ve heard that this shameless self promoter, you know a girl who wanted fame for her family so much that she bit the bullet, and sad on a black cock in video for the world to see for it, and in a lot of way, that’s more than most than most people do…so maybe I shouldn’t hate as much as I do…

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2014

06

Aug

Kim Kardashian Porn Nipples of the Day

Apparently, these are Kim Kardashian’s porno nipples in a see through shirt and a see through bra that I am sure weren’t worn intentionally. It’s like she’s got a team of stylists, she calls the paparazzi, despite pressing charges on the paparazzi who she doesn’t call, she has PR people and execs at the network, who’s soul purpose is to keep her relevant for one more year, since it makes a shit ton of money…definitely an accident…and accident that I thought would have better planned if another girl was being used. We’ve seen Kim Fuck…in her CELEBRITY PORN ….10 years ago…she’s profited nicely…she can chill the fuck out and not free her nipples cuz none of us want to see them really…use the publicity stunts for people who need them…

She also posted her Passport pic according to her instagram….

Here are her tits….

She’s the devil…let’s hope she gets eliminated from our lives…sooner than later.

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2014

18

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Yesterday, my friend posted this TOP 10 KIM KARDASHIAN bullshit set to her in a bikini…I guess that the hired paparazzi took when she was planning her divorce and figuring out her contingency plan for the baby she had for ratings – like she was the Truman Show…

I guess her own social media retoucher wasn’t available or had the day off, because she’s putting this sloppy fat ass out there a day late…

I am more into HER SEX TAPE being a message to young girls that interracial sex on video can make you rich…than I am into her ass that attracts all that interracial sex. I find her vile and disgusting to look at on all fronts…even if she’s just pranking the fucking world…like a trolling troll…

I just don’t like seeing her half naked…unless of course it was her lifeless body being pulled out of the pool she had a massive coronary trying to swim laps in…caused by bad diet and silicon poisoning from her ass injections…

I don’t know…but here it is…a whole pile of slop…

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2014

17

Jul

Kim Kardashian Tanning in a Bikini of the Day

Appreantly KIM KARDASHIAN WAS IN A BIKINI AND MY FRIENDS DID A TOP 10 LIST ON IT

I am a firm believer that the only thing good that Kim Kardashian has ever done is her DISGUSTING YET AMAZING SEX TAPE

Not because she’s a good fuck, or because I want to watch her fuck and not even because she made me money, making us indirect business partners….but because she leveraged a porno career and went mainstream thanks to having all the pieces in place…and now girls still feel like filming themselves fuck isn’t a big deal…and more importantly, that it could even make them famous like Kim, with a Rapper Boyfriend and hundreds of millions of dollars….and I can’t see how that ideal going mainstream is a bad thing….

What I can see as a bad thing is everything else that she represents. I think her sticking to porn would have been more honest, honourable and endearing….

But now she’s just a tabloid, paparazzi trash that sold her soul for money and fame, and I guess when you have no substance, money and fame is a good thing…

Either way, fat ass in a bikini is jokes.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS AND THE TOP 10 LIST CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Jun

Kim Kardashian Loves Attention of the DAy

In case you didn’t know…Kim Kardashian loves attention…and I feel so stupid giving her attention, but then again, she’s made me money with her SEX TAPE …I’ve bought hookers with it…and booze with it…and I even went to Vegas with it…so in a lot of ways me and Kim Kardashian are business partners, and like all business partners, you eventually hate them for their antics when you don’t see them evolving to great heights, but rather doing the same old routine over and over and over again…paying the paparazzi to shoot stupid outfits…that she wore for her sister’s birthday and just to get noticed…when she should be using her fame to next level shit..

I mean if she wants a reality show, I want to see her getting pissed on, I want to see her shitty, I want to see her afterbirth…put your actual self out there for a fucking change…this scripted shit is just dumb as fuck…not that I’d expect much more from her, or from America that made her…she’s still the fucking worst…

Here she is in the dumbest Looking dress ever HERE

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2014

26

Jun

Kim Kardashian Nipple on her Facebook Page of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted what could be a skin coloured nipple on her Facebook page, but that we know isn’t a skin coloured nipple, because we’ve seen her various cries from attention, from being a porn slut, to being a topless slut in a wet t-shirt even after marriage and kids, to being whatever the fuck this cry for attention is…but still a slut…and the reality is, it worked of her…so the life lesson is that it’s ok to be a daddy issue, bottom feeding, pile of shit of a human…who does anything for hits, using her ass and tits…and black men to cater to that demo…because it fucking works…so next time someone tells you to get a degree, or to lay off the selfies and nudes, just tell them to fuck themselves, more girls make more money being hookers than working as a receptionist or marketing coordinator…it’s just a matter of priorities…or more importantly how desperate you are to get noticed…and well into her 30s, this one just keeps going…even when she should be taken out back and shot like the old cow who doesn’t have any milk left in her that she is….

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