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2014

20

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Jean Shorts of the Day

In totally uninteresting news…Kim Kardashian wore a pair of ridiculously tight cut off jean shorts with some backless shirt, that made me really question why her ass and the implants she clearly has are celebrated, or why anyone would want to really stick their dick in this skin diaper looking science experiment gone wrong…it also made me question how the hell she even got herself into these…I feel like watching her get dressed would be a lot like watching my wife put on shoes…a real struggle…because when you’re obese even in target areas like Kim K…the struggle is real..

All this say, she’s a pornstar who achieved mainstream success – Aka an inspiration to girls everywhere who send me nudes – so I don’t hate her…I just hate this ass.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

09

Oct

Kim Kardashian Has a New Sex Video of the Day

The people who have been documenting The Fappening – THEFAPPENING.SO – have posted a Kim Kardashian sex video.

I didn’t bother downloading it, because I have already seen Kim Kardashian get fucked and I really don’t care to see it ever again unless that shit is making me money and is legit..

It’s from 2010, and it is nice to see Kim K in her natural habitat. In 2010, Kim K was dating Ronaldo (as if cuz he’s gay), Her Bodyguard Shengo Deane, John Mayer, Michael Copon from One Tree Hill and Gabriel Aubry of Halle Berry fame…

I already know she’s a porn chick, one of the worst out there, even though she’s also one of the most successful…money making…

I do think it’s my responsibility as a nudity reporter to GIVE YOU THE LINK – to do what you want with it…I am sure Kim K hacked her own iCloud to get this out there..but that’s just the kind of girl she is, and I would appreciate it if I wasn’t bored of celebrity nudes thanks to over exposure….

You can see the video HERE and you will see how Google is making money off The Fappening Using their Ads – and why the Celebs are suing them – even though Google is obviously lawyered up and ready for this nonsense…

PS – the dick isn’t Kanye Colored but unprotected, she wouldn’t have it any other way

You can see her new sex tape HERE
You can still find her ORIGINAL SEX TAPE HERE

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2014

29

Sep

Kim Kardashian Forgot her Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian is rich, so she can fake the whole classy thing, even though she was raised by a high class hooker, who pushed her into porn at a young enough age, to keep up with the Hiltons…a weird thing for a mom to do, in fact normally that leads to the kids being taken away from the mom – even if she has good intentions and knows the whoring will take the family to good places…

But in this case it made them rich as fuck, and now invited to all the top fashion events, even though she normally dresses like she shops at a Miami sex shop on the beach, where the strippers shop…not quite fashion, but I guess making a comeback..

So seeing her in this pantsless lacy ridiculousness makes me laugh but not very much, more of a Ha – look at the whore…

I am just annoyed that if she’s going to go to the trouble of taking off her pants, and you know based on all the harnesses her belly requires, she might as well deliver with black cock in her…it’s more fun to watch than this baby nonsense..

To see the rest of the Horrible pictures – I don’t Suggest you Do CLICK HERE

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2014

26

Sep

Kim Kardashian Gets Booed of the Day

Kim Kardashian got booed at some fashion show in Paris, even though Kanye is always in Paris, and even lives in Paris, his producers are in Paris, his Fashion inspiration drawn from Paris, you’d think Paris would have more love for his ridiculousness, especially Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculousness, showing off tit like the trashy hooker she is, tits that work in America and go unnoticed in Europe, allowing the public to see her for the useless cunt she is…

But when you look at the below picture of them comparing cleavage…it’s pretty amazing..couples who show cleavage together – stay together – as long as it is good for marketing – at least in these fame whore’s case…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BIG CLEAVAGE CLICK HERE

It’s safe to say that the majority of the world thinks they are the worst..but also safe to say they hired the hecklers as part of their campaign that started yesterday when she GOT PUSHED

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2014

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped and Nude for GQ of the Day

I’ve already gone over the whole Kim Kardashian too many times. I figure life would have been better for all of us, except maybe Kim Kardashian, if we ended our coverage of her the week after the Sex Tape happened, like she was so many of the irrelevant stars of sex tapes before her, because I’ve seen the tape, it’s alright, but not worth the 100,000,000 dollars and TV career she’s had since. I mean the fact that she’s celebrated for interracial, unprotected sex, that was staged and under the guise that it was stolen from her and she was a victim, something anyone in porn would know was bullshit, I mean just look at how the nude hacked pics are being handled….no one is monetizing them, everyone is scared to post them, because the FBI is on it and out for blood…but for some reason…when it happened to Kardashian, a company still sells the fucking tape to this day, fully legally, because she’s full of shit….and so are these GQ Nude pics, because when you get photoshopped a bit too much, you no longer remain yourself, but a artist rendering of yourself…I mean you’d have to be a twisted artist to want to get Kim K naked at this stage in the game, you know the kind of artist who makes art with his feces….but here they are anyway.

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2014

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s and the GQ Men of the Year Awards of the Day

Kim Kardashian was invited to the GQ Men of the Year Awards, because either she’s built like a man, has a man face, or she had sex with every man involved, or maybe her man was involved in the bullshit somehow…I don’t really look into this bullshit too much, I just know that I am amazed that she’s still relevant, especailly when looking at pics of her awful body in what looks like a farm animal, squeezed into some kind of metal harness, that PETA would protest naked, if it wasn’t on an actual farm animal, but instead on a girl with the sex appeal of a farm animal….

I am amazed people still bother with this trash…I mean fat girls in skimpy clothes is obviously a good way to generate some attention…but people aren’t supposed to like it, but people do like it, and people keep her relevant and making money. The second people stop caring, she disappears. So I blame us, for this….we are the reason society is cracking at the seam…like this outfit…because it’s a bit too small for delusional Kim…

Cara Delevingne Was There and she was looking her best…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE GQ EVENT OF OTHER BABES CLICK HERE

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2014

29

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Red Bikini of the Day

We live in a world where Kim Kardashian, along with her sex tape and the career that followed, is clearly celebrated as a sex symbol. People look at her and think “Oh My God, I want to fuck Kim Kardashian, she’s so hot”…yet for some reason, beastiality you know where you fuck an animal is illegal, looked down upon socially and completely wrong, even if you own it…even though it’s the same thing as getting off to Kim Kardashian, whether she’s photoshopped in her bikini or not.

She’s a monster.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER REALLY FAT SCARY ASS IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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2014

19

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Interesting Bikini Pic of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted this self shot paparazzi picture of herself posing at some ridiculous angle to look like she’s got a rocking’ thick body, and not that body of a fat mom who is still eating for two because she’s forgot she’s given birth to her marketing tool, because it’s been handed off to handlers and she’s far more interested in cake….

I just think it’s funny because I know there’s a hired photographer doing this for her, it’s not some selfie on her phone shit, and I’d love to see what the outtakes of the pictures look like, because you know they are out there, but the people involved aren’t bitter enough to leak them…even if they fucking should…

On a side note, I’ve heard that this shameless self promoter, you know a girl who wanted fame for her family so much that she bit the bullet, and sad on a black cock in video for the world to see for it, and in a lot of way, that’s more than most than most people do…so maybe I shouldn’t hate as much as I do…

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2014

06

Aug

Kim Kardashian Porn Nipples of the Day

Apparently, these are Kim Kardashian’s porno nipples in a see through shirt and a see through bra that I am sure weren’t worn intentionally. It’s like she’s got a team of stylists, she calls the paparazzi, despite pressing charges on the paparazzi who she doesn’t call, she has PR people and execs at the network, who’s soul purpose is to keep her relevant for one more year, since it makes a shit ton of money…definitely an accident…and accident that I thought would have better planned if another girl was being used. We’ve seen Kim Fuck…in her CELEBRITY PORN ….10 years ago…she’s profited nicely…she can chill the fuck out and not free her nipples cuz none of us want to see them really…use the publicity stunts for people who need them…

She also posted her Passport pic according to her instagram….

Here are her tits….

She’s the devil…let’s hope she gets eliminated from our lives…sooner than later.

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