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2024

22

Jan

Kim Kardashian Assumes the Shit Position of the Day

I know what you’re thinking and that is that Kim Kardashian doesn’t shit. Not because she’s a demonic robot sent from hell to destroy the human experience each old lady nude at a time…..or because she’s some unicorn who we can’t fathom shits like it was the 80s when dude legitimately didn’t think women besides their mom took shits…it was too unlady like a concept to wrap your head around especially when licking their assholes…because if anyone takes huge shit’s it’s Kim Kardashian…..the hairy little billionaire troll with the big stupid ass….clearly so full of shit that it just re-absorbs into her body and gives her that shit colored glow she’s got….

So we’ll just assume that Kim K in the shitting position is her trying another angle at being a fake fuck, since it works for her, she’s an influential billionaire all while being not so interesting….just consistently naked and not even hot in her consistent naked clickbait….making her whole success some kind of witchcraft since it makes no actual logical sense….

She’s a little fucking old for this…

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2023

01

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Crack of the Day

I guess the good news with Kim Kardashian showing off her old as shit ass crack that has helped make her and her family billionaires because they figured out the social media whoring in really amazing ways before anyone else figured it out, making them the top of the chart influencers, is that she’s managed to use some of that billions of dollars to wax or laser the crazy tuft of hair her monkey ass definitely had growing out of it.

I think Kim Kardashian is pure evil and represents all that is wrong in the world in her being the most horrible thing to happen. Just evidence of how fucked society is as a whole….inspiring girls to be vapid whores with sex tapes, which I guess isn’t all that upsetting since watching randoms fuck can be a good time for all, but that is not a good thing for society as a whole…or as a hole…

So staring at her old shaved ass is not really a dream or even interesting, but she knows it makes the news, which is why she still pulls this shit off even when she’s got all the money in the fucking world, she can never have too much attention on her….because she’s a disgusting thing that has happened the last decade….but at least she’s got lots of money that we all helped her make….it helps me sleep at night…

Now, this would be more interesting if it was a snuff film to follow-up her sex tape, you know a goodbye letter to us all where she dies in the end, but we can’t be so lucky, WHERE IS CANCER WHEN WE NEED IT…it’s like a follow-up to the where are you Christmas theme song….WHERE ARE YOU CANCER…WHY CAN’T WE FIND YOU….isn’t she at the Cancer age yet?

Well, I guess we can all stare at her shameless ass crack where some of her shit smell comes from…..

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2022

20

Dec

Kim Kardashian 42 Year Old Thong of the Day

Here’s Kim Kardashian the most demonic motherfucker that has destroyed society at its core by turning the weak minded hive mind women into selfie whores trying to monetize themselves, even when they are ugly, by getting shit surgeries and filters and all that other nonsense with a dream of being rich and empty and disgusting….you know to help destroy society as a whole…

I assume this is her saying “I’m glad I’m not going to be first lady now that my divorce to YE is finalized”…..

It’s a little inappropriate for a mom to be acting like this in her 40s, but when you built your empire getting deep dicked in BORING sex, this is tame…

You can’t see the asshole, it’s likely bleached, you can’t see the asshole hair, it’s likely lasered….everything about her is fake, vile, miserable, depressing, and we can only hope she disappears in 2023 as more people awaken to the demons we’ve let in and SHUT THEM OUT….but in the meantime, I’ll watch her clickbait like a pathetic twat begging to stay relevant because no amount of money will ever fill her EMPTY soul..

More interestingly, her selfie is hardly a selfie, but strategically a reflection shot so you don’t see the pock marks and scars….plus it’s likely VERY photoshopped, but it’s still worth a look, even if it’s not, to remind you how vile this pig is.

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2022

18

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Baywatch Cosplay of the Day

The world would be a better place if Kim Kardashian took her Baywatch clickbait, where she’s rocking a red one piece bathing suit that I am sure is part of her shitty SKAM of a brand called SKIMS, that I believe makes her a lot of money off the backs of poor, sad, pathetic women of the internet hoping that shapewear will save them from their life of misery, which it won’t….

My issue with this Baywatch cosplay is that she’s doing it against a white wall so that they can edit her freakish body into looking more womanly or less freakish, I mean she’s selling shapewear people, bitch needs to showcase the shape, or lie about it to sell merch to these retard women who support her thanks to being under her spell…

They photoshop her so hardcore, she’s a fucking caricature, a terrifying caricature that people still seem to think is HOT…..it’s weird….witchcraft!

But I am sure we can all agree that it’d be a far better campaign or activation or promotional video if they had her shoot this on a LA County lifeguard boat, where they throw her fat doughy fake as shit ass off the boat into the sharks to see if she’d make it back to shore….

You know, step it up you society ruining monster….

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2022

31

Mar

Kim Kardashian Stiff of the Day

Is this Kim Kardashian or some AI version that she’s built in her basement lab where they built Bruce Jenner’s Pussy?

I guess it’s impossible to tell, but it’s safe to assume it is JUST AS FAKE..

This pig bitch and all the evil shit she’s done to society as a whole, because they were first to the social media game, or because people are just far dumber than I’ve expected the to be, and every time I hear Kardashian news, I am shocked they still exist, maybe even more popular than ever, Disney just gave them each a million dollars an episode or more to keep their legacy going, a reminder that Disney is fucking evil, dead and that you should NEVER let them near your kids as they indoctrinate them with their evil smut…

This pig bitch is just one publicity stunt, one bullshit hustle after the other, and she hasn’t elevated the general vibe of society, she’s helped NAIL the coffin shot, which is probably why she looks like a dead fucking human, or non human, in her weird shameless, bitch is in her 40s and producing this trash LIE.

I am not a fan of anything she’s done, even the sex tape was overhyped publicity stunt that didn’t deserve the credit it got for them becoming a multi-billion dollar machine..

I can go on with my Kardashian distain, but you don’t need that, you can instead look at her crotch to see if this model of ROBO TRASH has balls, or just a old lady gunt…

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2022

28

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Body of the Day

I just posted a bunch of Pete Davidson Has AIDS Memes because Kanye is telling people that Pete Davidson has AIDS, you know since you don’t need to legally disclose your HIV status, so you have Kanye release that info for you.

I do think it’s all part of some nonsense media hype they are trying to generate for the normies, to distract them from the GLOBALIST TAKEOVER, taking your freedoms from you to force you into the slave class that you belong in, because these idiot celebrities don’t realize that they’re next on the chopping block once the ELITES get what they want.

I do not think that any of this celebrity gossip is anything but disctraction, it always has been, because if you keep idiots distracted with shiny objects….you can make all kinds of crazy laws without them realizing it…because they take a backseat to life and let other people make the decisions for them.

I do think the Kardashians are the leaders of EVIL, I do think they’ve destroyed a generation by spreading narcissism, monetization, pushing money as your lord and savior, while getting rich in the process and making other people feel like shit about themselves…all while being the WEIRDEST fucking body…

So in keeping up with the clickbait, with noise, the distraction, the old weird body is clearly feeling hot enough to post weirdly photoshopped pics of her weirdly edited body, for you weird people into fucking cartoons.

Her ass is that of a diaper…and you like it….because you’ve been programmed to do no matter how weird she looks….WITCHCRAFT motherfuckers…

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2021

18

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pic of the Day

I never do Kim Kardashian posts, but she posted it on twitter a minute ago and people love seeing her half naked…so this is for you…whoever you are…

I avoid the family because in my world they don’t exist, that’s the beauty of ignorance or selective exposure to media, if you don’t follow it, it doesn’t exist, whether they are billionaires being amazing by their own horrible standards of amazing, we all have different ideas of good and bad, and I think that the Kardashians and what they’ve done in their lives has destroyed normal people who don’t know how to navigate or understand the internet but instead dove in head first into their story…

Their fans will always exist, I’ll always think they are a bigger threat to American that White Supremacy, since White Supremacy is a vague and mean sounding term that is impossible to define, while the Kardashians are unfortunately too easy to define…so many words come to mind when looking at these pics of her trying to convince you she’s got a hot body, a hot look, that she’s not a 40 year old monster who has a deal with Satan…and that she’s not filled, filtered and photoshopped to push her lies….

I will say that “That Ain’t Irina Though”….you know since Kanye’s escaped dating barn animals and has decided to move into real chicks, like Irina Shayk, who I think is arguable the hottest model out there on all fronts…but I like Russian women and I don’t like mutants…I know crazy of me right…but imagine fucking Irina Shayk after years of seeing this weirdness naked….you’d probably go into shock or something…”this is what women look like when they aren’t faking it, holy fuck”…but at least Kim’s got Billions, since that’s all that matters to empty people…

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2020

28

Sep

Kim Kardashian in a Photoshoot of the Day

If you’re interested in seeing some dog shit…here is some dog shit formed in the shape of the devil Kim Kardashian who single handedly ruined a generation with her consistent monetizing/scamming/shamelessness that the idiot followers buy into because they are that dumb, otherwise the Kardashians wouldn’t exist….thank god for stupid people is made these idiots billionaires….then there is the whole vapidness, vanity despite being pigs, the plastic surgery, face injections, to fill their empty and disgusting souls..just shitty, gross people in shitty photoshoots….for magazines that are part of the problem giving these idiots a platform….full of shit….literally…gross….

Kanye Shot these and they suck….some of the worst photos ever….but that could be the subject matter!

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2020

23

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s 2010 Nude Outtakes of the Day

Here’s some outtakes from 2010, when Kim K looked a solid 10 years older than she does now, thanks to all the insane procedures her and her family, who clearly know they are ugly, do to try to give the perception that they are hot, even though they consistently overdo it.

She still looked like she was wearing a soggy ass diaper back then, but it was early in the fake ass technology….where they have since reshaped her fatness into a more cartoon and muppet-like way…

Her tits still had some sag, her face some weather, and I am just posting it as a reference to whatever the fuck is going on now with that monster…

It has been established that they are the worst family, terrorists to a generation, a national security threat in all their years of existing and monetizing…but the damage has been done…the kids that grew up on this beyond fucked…selling their nudes, chasing clout, hoping to be famous for nothing too…leaving a lot of uninspired, vapid, garbage people winning…making for pretty repetitive and boring times…because when your idols are basic fuck scammers…you’re going to end up with dog shit…so this is the 10 year old nudity….that looks nothing like the current rendition….and it’s really when you compare what was to what is when you really see how fucking mental the family is on a physical level….

Point being, she’s got that Homer Simpson Mouth Pussy…we used to call it an inny or a coinslot…something girls with labia and clit hood used to covet…they used to think their pussy wasn’t worthy and only fat lips were what dudes wanted due to porn or amateur high school sketches of what a pussy looked like to our inexperienced minds….In Kim’s case it hides the mess from getting banged out…..but should have realized that inny pussy is for fatties and that they have nothing on a full bush with some pussy personality…you know like when the pussy sticks its tongue out at you….not that you’ve ever seen a vagina…but you can imagine it I’m sure.

Anyway, don’t forget her roots, you marketing people and idiot consumers buying into her nonsene…you are the problem…

So here she is looking a little too much like Khloe Kardashian….and a reminder that UGLY chicks can troll all you motherfuckers into thinking she’s hot.

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2018

22

Oct

Degenerate Kim Kardashian is Naked Again of the Day

Kim Kardashian Tits Pussy Naked Spread

I don’t know what disgusts me most about Kim Kardashian. Is it the way she looks, both before and after all the surgeries she’s had done to end up looking like this pile of shit bolted together….or is it what she represents…

Or the fact that people have created her, allowed her to exist, celebrated her, purchased all she’s sold to them allowing her to make billions of dollars for her and her family in the process….

We as a people are responsible for this 40 year old, mom of three, sex worker turned marketing machine that has people watching her every move because she makes sure they watch her every move by getting naked…

It’s terrible….on all fronts…the impact she’s had, the fact everyday people look like her, the fact she’s still getting naked for people trying to mooch off her audience.

This is the America you live in, and what you should be fighting…

Protesting your idols and marketing spokespeople, demanding better quality people, there are HOT people out there, let Kim K expire..

I mean I complain about all old time sluts coming out for more attention, even those with talent who can sing and dance..why would I ever endorse an old timer who doesn’t do anything to continue existing…

I think the major tragedy of the last 40 years is that not one serial killer from LA killed Kris Jenner…not the Golden State Killer, not the Manson Family, not anyone…when they fucking should have.


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