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2014

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian Reads 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

Kim Kardashian was doing some Australian radio show, and they had her read out of 50 Shades of Grey, because I guess they are two years behind in Australia, and this kind of prank isn’t played out and I guess either is Kim Kardashian….it’s like the one last market in the world to bother with her…at least that is what I would hope for…

The interesting thing is that even when she’s participating in silly stunts, she’s still peddling her shitty products, becuse they product placed her perfume, something I am sure her contract stipulated, beause she’s here to make money…

If you want to see how it all started, with her own black on beige SEX TAPE ….doing her own variation of “50 shades” CLICK HERE , because that’s all that really matters when it comes to Kim Kardashian….

The rest is just noise and publicity stunts…

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2014

18

Nov

Top 10 Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Lubed Up Prolapsed Anus the Day

I like seeing oversized pornstars in fetish gear that is easy to wipe off as much as the next guy…I mean seeing her middle aged stretch mark mom titties that are probably, most definitely fake, as is the rest of her…are so exciting…when busting out of something far too tight for her…and far too weirdly colored for people to think she looks anything but a shit filled intestine prolapsed out of her overused asshole…and here are some of the pics…

SEE MORE OF THE PICS HERE

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2014

14

Nov

The Kim Kardashian Coffee VINE of the Day

In case you weren’t online the last 2 days you would be lucky to have not experienced that Kim Kardashian Fully Naked for Paper…a publicity stunt that taught us a few things…the first being that porn chicks who have been fucked on camera back in their prime – can go mainstream enough that being naked “breaks the internet” and becomes news – when really it dosn’t matter. We have learned that all it takes is a nude photo to get the world talking….and that instagram doesn’t apply it’s decency rules to celebs…oh and that we are collectively retards that made this idiot exist…

Well – someone printed it up and made it look like it was shitting out coffee, and that someone made me laugh…even though this whole Kim Kardashian thing is fucking depressing..

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2014

12

Nov

Kim Kardashian Frontal Nude for Paper of the Day

She’s a porn chick, frontal is part of what she was trained to do. This isn’t a big deal, this is Kim Kardashian doing whatever it takes to get noticed by anyone who still cares. She’s one all media, every magazine, and this is her trying to figure out relevance and how to keep it…but at least she’s showing tits…because tits, even fake tits on useless trash as worth looking at…right..right~

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2014

11

Nov

Paper Magazine Just Broke the Internet of the Day

I know, Kim Kardashian really shouldn’t matter, but for some reason Kim Kardashian does matter, and the clever people at Paper, who I am friends with on Facebook, pretty much called out what they are about to do with this cover, break the fucking internet, possibly even making fun of the internet because fat naked ass implants on moms in their 30s who were once in porn before becoming empires…horrible, vile, disgusting empires that smell like piss and shit and branded everything…is all it takes…

I am amazed she exists…but I will say this cover is pretty amazing and that’s all I have to saw about this…I mean that and BUY HER SEX TAPE

Via CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Nov

Kim Kardashian Erotica of the Day

Here’s Kim Kardashian giving us a glimpse into what could possibly be the best fucking thing ever – her as a skeleton…

The only thing better than her skeleton would be her dressed up as a corpse, you know to really allow us to fantasize an end to her and her stupid ass implant that can never die thanks to modern science and the decay time of platics….

The only thing better than her dressed up as a corpse…is I guess her being a corpse…

Not that I’d wish anyone dead, I may have no empathy, and I may dislike what people represent, but it’s not their fault the public embraced them, but it’d be nice if her career and their show died a fiery death….it’s gone on too long…take it out back and shoot it…get that family lined up for some Family vacaiton and Malaysian Flight 370 them….

TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Oct

Kim Kardashian Old Porn Tits on her Birthday of the Day

If a porn chick like Kim Kardashian wears a revealing dress to show up what may or may not be implants her mom bought her at 16 because it would help with their whoring of her – in efforts to turn the family into some media celebrated billionaires – proving that the American dream exists, and it can happen if you’re rich, have rich friends, and are willing to prostitute yourself…do they make a sound?

I would assume not really, but I have to say what she’s done to the malleable youth minds by being a leader or inspiration to them all in this cellphone with camera generation – will only lead these kids and their self shot porn at 12 to great places..

Basically, what I am saying is that Kim Kardashian is the fucking worst. But you already know that. Just stare at her tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

20

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Jean Shorts of the Day

In totally uninteresting news…Kim Kardashian wore a pair of ridiculously tight cut off jean shorts with some backless shirt, that made me really question why her ass and the implants she clearly has are celebrated, or why anyone would want to really stick their dick in this skin diaper looking science experiment gone wrong…it also made me question how the hell she even got herself into these…I feel like watching her get dressed would be a lot like watching my wife put on shoes…a real struggle…because when you’re obese even in target areas like Kim K…the struggle is real..

All this say, she’s a pornstar who achieved mainstream success – Aka an inspiration to girls everywhere who send me nudes – so I don’t hate her…I just hate this ass.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

09

Oct

Kim Kardashian Has a New Sex Video of the Day

The people who have been documenting The Fappening – THEFAPPENING.SO – have posted a Kim Kardashian sex video.

I didn’t bother downloading it, because I have already seen Kim Kardashian get fucked and I really don’t care to see it ever again unless that shit is making me money and is legit..

It’s from 2010, and it is nice to see Kim K in her natural habitat. In 2010, Kim K was dating Ronaldo (as if cuz he’s gay), Her Bodyguard Shengo Deane, John Mayer, Michael Copon from One Tree Hill and Gabriel Aubry of Halle Berry fame…

I already know she’s a porn chick, one of the worst out there, even though she’s also one of the most successful…money making…

I do think it’s my responsibility as a nudity reporter to GIVE YOU THE LINK – to do what you want with it…I am sure Kim K hacked her own iCloud to get this out there..but that’s just the kind of girl she is, and I would appreciate it if I wasn’t bored of celebrity nudes thanks to over exposure….

You can see the video HERE and you will see how Google is making money off The Fappening Using their Ads – and why the Celebs are suing them – even though Google is obviously lawyered up and ready for this nonsense…

PS – the dick isn’t Kanye Colored but unprotected, she wouldn’t have it any other way

You can see her new sex tape HERE
You can still find her ORIGINAL SEX TAPE HERE

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