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2014

28

Aug

Megan Fox Shitty First Pitch in Korea of the Day

When it comes to overrated babes from the 2000s, who are pretty talentless, but embraced by the industry and shoved down our throats as the it girls, or the hot girls, or whatever the fuck they are….I am far more into Jessica Alba…

Maybe it’s because she just raised 70 million dollars for her IPO of her HONEST company, and a figurehead of billion dollar companies gives me boners…I mean if you’re going to deal with a loose pussy with two annoying kids, even in your fantasies, it might as well be worth over 100,000,000 dollars…instead of being worth the royalties the baby daddy still gets from 90210…a role that defined him…and trapped this Megan Fox…

In conclusion, I’ll still watch her throw a pitch at a baseball game, I got nothing else to do.

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2014

07

Jul

Megan Fox VS Nicola Peltz Bathrobe Selfie WARS of the Day

Megan Fox got Instagram this week and apparently, that’s a big deal, because people are actually talking about it like it matters…and more importantly, she’s already got 200,000 followers…because she’s Megan Fox…but I just thought it was funny that Instagram, an app everyone uses, so Megan Fox being late to the party, just tells me how much of an idiot she actually is is something people talk about.

I am more into the fact that Nicola Peltz, the new Megan Fox in Transformers who Megan Fox definitely hates, judges and all that typical girl shit, posted a Bathrobe Selfie, and then Megan Fox did the same, in some catty girl shit, you can assume the Marketing Team at transformers is paying for…

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2014

30

Jun

Megan Fox’s New Face in Cosmo of the Day

Mom of 2, Megan Fox, hit Cosmo this month to show off her new Robotic face that she got in honour of not being cast in the new Transformers, but rather being replaced by a younger, hotter version of her for the second time, because Megan Fox was never a talented actress, and really she was never that hot…she just went viral and it wasn’t very sustainable, not when her 90210 creeper was locking her up and tampering with her birth control to trap her forever and destroy her career like he did to his own career….because that’s what getting them when they are young and brainwashing them is all about…

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2013

02

Sep

Megan Fox for Avon Bullshit Campaign of the Day

I guess this was taken before the bitch filled up her broken down uterus with more David from 90210 sperm. She’s up on some serious groupie shit. I’m talking bitch sitting at home at 15 with a fucking electric toothbrush and/or her mom’s vibrator and/or a hairbrush in her cunt watching 90210, then she moved to Hollywood and got to have him inside her, and hasn’t looked back since, even though she should have…

It’s for some Make-Up company, even though Megan Fox’s cosmetic of choice is plastic fucking surgery…

Let’s just hope she applies the same logic to her labia post pregnancy…

BOOM…..

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2013

02

Aug

Megan Fox is Pregnant Again of the Day

Megan Fox has decided to continue her family planning with her high school TV crush she finally landed when she moved to LA, who I guess she sold her soul to in exchange for a career when so many equally hot and more talented girls were getting the gigs she wanted, because why else would she be so committed to such a joke, even if he had a huge cock, he’s still some 90210 has-been…which I guess works out nicely now, cuz she’s a has been too…a has been who may not get work, but who can still get pregnant, but more importantly, who can still do duck face, even with all that botox and fillers she’s rockin’…

She’s the worst, her second pregnancy comes from a place I call not getting work after her first pregnancy, that she might as well just commit to being a parent, she’s got enough money to retire, her 20s paid her well, and now it is over for her and her vagina, even though I always thought it was over for her the first time David from 90210 penetrated her and brainwashed her…with his dick.

She’s a weak person, who never went nude, but will, now that it’s too late…but at least her legacy will live on from such great movies as….I don’t even know what she’s been in…who cares…she’s pregnant and I hate pregnant chicks…

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2013

08

May

New Face Megan Fox Hot Enough for a Mom on Set of the Day

Looks like she’s doing the Cher…all new mom, full face of botox, wrecked while doing a little fitness….It’s Megan Fox people, she doesn’t matter anymore, you know now that she barely gets work, and more importantly now that she’s in her 30s and has brought the spawn of David from 90210 to existence, like some bitch who has been held captive in Ohio, that no one bothered saving cuz she was too much of a cunt.

But I’ll still look on and judge her form…I’m forgiving like that….or maybe I’m just a pervert.


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2013

23

Apr

Megan Fox Shitty Cameltoe of the Day

Here’s a mom pussy squeezed into leggings that was once a pussy that everyone wanted to marry and have babies inside at least once…a pussy, that if it was in cametoe mode pre-baby, would have been an exciting day in so many lives, but instead is more like a biology class explanation of what childbirth does to both genitals and sex appeal, even when you have a nanny to take up part of the burden…

This pussy was once a star and now it’s a fucking fail…a fail that’s hungry for leggings.


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2013

15

Mar

Megan Fox Struggling of the Day

Hey Megan Fox….remember when you were starring in big movies and getting paid millions of dollars….because everyone wanted to fuck you…before it built up your ego, made you a cunt on set, got you blacklisted and forced you to marry and get knocked up by David from 90210 because you really wanted to secure your demise…you know if you’re crashing you might as well fly the fucking plane into something that makes the most impact….to make sure there is not chance of survival…

Well, it’s nice to see you making a comeback…starting at the fucking bottom, doing a beer campaign for Brazil…like you weren’t Megan Fox at all…but maybe a youtube star or a girl with a lot of Myspace fans…I mean seriously…this is bad…

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2013

29

Jan

Megan Fox Horrible Ad for Brahma Beer of the Day

You know your career has gone to a good place when you’re hired to be in a beer commercial for a Brazilian beer company..

I guess she could rationalize it as being part of their Carnivale campaign which is the biggest of the year…..it’s their Super Bowl….and she could rationalize that Brazil isn’t some third world country…it’s a massive…major…internation power…

But we know the truth…and that is that she needs money….and if this was pre-baby….at her peak….she’d never jump onto a job like this…even if they offered her 10s of millions….because everything changes…when you get desperate…

That said…there’s a real lack of nudity in this…I thought Brazil’s Carnivale was full of half nakedness….what a let down.

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