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2020

19

Aug

Mischa Barton Bikini Dreams of the Day

Here’s Mischa Barton doing her best impression of a used condom riddled with AIDS drifting up onto shore like a message in a bottle, a duffle bag full of cocaine and money from a drug smuggle gone wrong, a random foot, or a used condom riddled with AIDS drifting up on shore…

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2020

10

Aug

Mischa Barton Bikini of the Day

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I used to do a Celebrity Death Watch post that no one gave a fuck about because I have zero influence and you’re just here for the tits….but it was about 10 or 12 years ago and for a while I focused on Mischa Barton because she looked like fucking shit.

She’s 34 now, so she would have been 22 or 23 after her success from The O.C. that basically ended with the O.C because she could barely act and no one gave a fuck about seeing her in anything but the O.C….I guess.

Anyway, she was clearly on drugs, she was fat as shit, she looked like fucking death and she was involved in a few episodes that were some crackhead level episodes of causing scenes outside her apartment and other things that you’d expect her to be dead from…however the body clearly a resilient thing and she survived….barely…considering the only work she’s got was on a Reality Show that didn’t recast her for Season 2….but she’s not officially dead…and as it turns out she’s enjoying life in 2020, I guess they have her on the right anti-depressants, and she’s got her chubby tits out in a bikini which is probably the best she’s looked in a while because who knew she had tits…not me….I was too busy waiting for her to die in one of her episodes to notice…

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2020

08

Jul

Mischa Barton Erased her Face for this Titty Selfie of the Day

I know you are all wondering what Mischa Barton is up to, even though you forgot she existed…

The OC which at the time was a revolutionary show that sucked us all into, in an era when TV shows could be that “big” or “important”….making stars out of the actors involved….happened so fucking long ago and Mischa Barton wasn’t even the most compelling actor on the show…so it’s natural for her to barely exist.

I did like the years after the OC where she was really a fucking liability on all kinds of fucking drugs, being a crazy fucking person on the regular. I even had a friendly betting pool that no one participated in called the Mischa Barton Death watch….all while she just got fatter and fatter, dumpier and dumpier until THE HILLS decided that they wanted her in their spin off show, but only for the first season, last season, because she’s not even good enough of an actor for reality TV.

As it turns out, she’s still alive, and she’s posting some thirsty pics of her titties, kind of, if you can see past her weird double chin from this weird angle and the filter you’d expect some 50 year old LARPING woman trying to be hot for her community of LARPERS on facebook, by badly smudging out her fucking face.

I didn’t give a fuck about Mischa Baron when she was at her hottest, I don’t care about her now when she looks like a BOOMER sexting after the divorce, but there’s some cleavage and that should be enough for you mooch fucks.

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2020

21

Apr

Mischa Barton Leaked Nude of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually a Mischa Barton leaked nude and if it is, I am not sure how old it actually is. If it is current, I understand why she’d be leaking it. If it is old, I also understand why she’d be leaking it.

She’s basically a Lohan and at the peak of her fame, despite being second string to Summer on the OC, she was still a big deal…so big that she ended up collapsing from the pressure, gaining a ton of weight, having multiple freakouts and we just assumed that she’d be dead by now…

I remember her screaming at neighbors, who looking unshowered for months, like real trauma, real rock bottom. It was AMAZING. Hilarious.

Then she did The Hills reunion show, so we knew she was basically dead….but not actual dead but like any of the old school celebs, it’d be so easy to turn their careers around with some real basic internet marketing.

If the no name whores are making 100k a week, a celeb could easily make 100k a year based on their name alone.

I’d be able to help Mischa become the starlet she once was again….Make Mischa Barton great again…and this is a good start…

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2019

21

Nov

Mischa Barton Bikini of the Day

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Mischa Barton is living the high life, she got cast on MTV The Hills remake which is a massive accomplishment for an actress who was on a hit show before social media and thus forgotten soon after that show….which led to her substance abuse, not showering, getting fat, having meltdowns, basically losing her fucking mind and inspiring a feature I used to call the Mischa Barton death watch, because she was that bad….but she’s a survivor, just not a very good survivor, but who needs to be good when you’re Mischa Barton and on a hit reality show that gives you a good excuse to get wet in her bikini for social media like she should have been doing when she was still getting hype as an actor…

ANYWAY…she’s got bigger tits than I’d expect from Mischa Barton…but that’s not saying much because I assumed Mischa Barton was or would be dead by now, and I guess based on the IMDB page she basically is.

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2014

14

Apr

Mischa Barton Nipple of the Day

There was a time when Mischa Barton was the Queen of Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer and cleaner, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virgin losers…and I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense…

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2012

27

Jul

Mischa Barton is a Pig in a Pink Bikini of the Day

Mischa Barton is a dump truck of a woman…she’s one of those sleeper fat chicks who looks ok in clothes, but the second you get her naked or in a bikini her years of self hatred and self abuse start to shine the fuck through…rugged as fuck…one of those better off swimming at an indoor private pool, cuz this mom body just don’t make fucking sense, and it sure as hell isn’t appropriate to flaunt…..the worst.


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2012

25

Jul

Mischa Barton Ass Flash of the Day

Mischa Barton may barely exist as a person, but the amazing thing about her is not so much that her slim-fat aka sloppy but not offensively fat, body had a career for a minute and people actual confused her for being hot….it is that she hasn’t died of a drug overdose in her damaged girl rampage that came after The OC and before this ass flash in St Tropez….There was a solid few years where she looked unshowered and ready to throw in the fucking towel on life…but she pulled through as best as she could…even if it wasn’t from getting acting work…but was instead of her showing her otherwise cellulite ridden ass cuz she’s just that kind of girl ass for the paparazzi…in a fuck you paparazzi I can endorse….but that could be cuz some of my favorite memories involve being mooned by girls….usually for 10 dollars a song…but it counts….

Either way, here’s Mischa staying relevant, one ass cheek that is possibly pantyless at a time.


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2012

26

Apr

Mischa Barton’s AMazing Cleavage of the Day

Mischa Barton posted the above pic to twitter…..but it took the paparazzi to really get what we were looking for…her tit….tit that I didn’t know she had…but that I am glad she does have…because it balances out her DUMPY FUCKING ASS ….

I have a few ongoing jokes about Mischa Barton….one was a death watch I set up a while ago that apparently was a little premature, unless of course this is a robot Mischa Barton, because at rock bottom she looked like death….another one I have is that I send Lindsay Lohan messages saying “At least you’re not Mischa Barton”….that she ignores….probably cuz the reality is that Mischa Barton has it better than her…and despite being dumpy as fuck…good things came from it….like these tits…while Lohan just looks like a bloated, botched surgery mess….that may be hot to me… cuz it shows her insecurity….but that isn’t hot….Either way, enough about Lohan, this post is about Mischa Barton’s comeback via tits…something I endorse.

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2012

24

Apr

Mischa Barton in her Underwear for a Video Shoot of the Day

Mischa Barton was cast to be in Noel Gallagher’s music video wearing some weird fat chick underwear spanx shit that should have been leggings cuz this ass is vile, but then again they didn’t send me the script, maybe the concept is the horror of some bitch who used to be skinny and sloppy who is now chubby and sloppy, eating baked goods half naked…..or something else equally disturbing, amazing, erotic, disgusting, and unattractive enough for us to be reminded that Mischa Barton is at rock fucking bottom…doing fucking music videos for her friends who probably feel sorry for her cuz she can’t get work….the next step suicide or accidental suicide thanks to pills…or driving into a brick fucking wall…something her career has already done….


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