If Mischa Barton hit the gym and maybe rocked the “ass blaster” machine that fags at the gym I used to work with seemed to love, for obvious reasons, I think she could almost be hot. Her problem is that she was always skinny growing up, she could always eat whatever the fuck she wanted and she never had to jog. In highschool, everyone was so impressed by her and jealous of how she was a size 2, while they were a little more chubs until they joined the gym to look like Mishca, all while Mischa kept riding through life, with the illusion that she was hot and slim….

The one day, she turns 25 and looks down at her seemingly skinny legs, only to see the flesh flapping in the wind and her dumpy ass slowly becomes a mound of cellulite you could fit a fist into at the top of her thigh….

These pics were almost hot, I was almost feelin’ her for the first time since she was under the bed puking in The Sixth Sense, at least she’s picking her shorts out of her ass to make them worth posting.

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If Mischa Barton hit the gym and maybe rocked the “ass blaster” machine that fags at the gym I used to work with seemed to love, for obvious reasons, I think she could almost be hot. Her problem is that she was always skinny growing up, she could always eat whatever the fuck she wanted and she never had to jog. In highschool, everyone was so impressed by her and jealous of how she was a size 2, while they were a little more chubs until they joined the gym to look like Mishca, all while Mischa kept riding through life, with the illusion that she was hot and slim….

The one day, she turns 25 and looks down at her seemingly skinny legs, only to see the flesh flapping in the wind and her dumpy ass slowly becomes a mound of cellulite you could fit a fist into at the top of her thigh….

These pics were almost hot, I was almost feelin’ her for the first time since she was under the bed puking in The Sixth Sense, at least she’s picking her shorts out of her ass to make them worth posting.

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I was out downtown begging for change earlier today, since the site was down I figured I needed something to do with my time and makin’ money was the idea…Sometimes I like to lie to the wife and show up with an Extra Large pizza that I buy with my own money and eat in front of her. Seeing her drooling and begging and whining for a slice of pizza is as entertaining as watching a crack fiend begging for thier next hit, which is pretty fucking entertaining, if you have no compassion, which I don’t. I always end up giving her the slice I “accidentally” drop on the floor because bitch usually pounces on it before I get a chance to pick it up. So I guess I am not that cold-hearted after all.

The point of this post was to say that although homeless people look at me like I am one of them, I beg for change the smart way. I stand near a pay phone with a broken cellular in hand asking people passing by if they have a quarter because I need to call my daughter and tell her I can’t pick her up and my cell phone crapped out on me. I’d say 6 out of 10 people always pull through and if I do it properly I can make about 50 dollars a day. Now you know my secret.

Speaking of secrets, Mischa Barton isn’t actually thin, she’s a fat bitch stretched out to look skinny, until you get her naked and her cellulite ridden legs swallow your dick…

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I was out downtown begging for change earlier today, since the site was down I figured I needed something to do with my time and makin’ money was the idea…Sometimes I like to lie to the wife and show up with an Extra Large pizza that I buy with my own money and eat in front of her. Seeing her drooling and begging and whining for a slice of pizza is as entertaining as watching a crack fiend begging for thier next hit, which is pretty fucking entertaining, if you have no compassion, which I don’t. I always end up giving her the slice I “accidentally” drop on the floor because bitch usually pounces on it before I get a chance to pick it up. So I guess I am not that cold-hearted after all.

The point of this post was to say that although homeless people look at me like I am one of them, I beg for change the smart way. I stand near a pay phone with a broken cellular in hand asking people passing by if they have a quarter because I need to call my daughter and tell her I can’t pick her up and my cell phone crapped out on me. I’d say 6 out of 10 people always pull through and if I do it properly I can make about 50 dollars a day. Now you know my secret.

Speaking of secrets, Mischa Barton isn’t actually thin, she’s a fat bitch stretched out to look skinny, until you get her naked and her cellulite ridden legs swallow your dick…

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