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2022

29

Dec

Paris Hilton Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Old as shit demon who I like to think is responsible and probably even monetizes by getting a cut off the bigger fucking demons that are the Kardashians, basic fucking terrorists who took Paris’ lead in sex tapes people actually wanted to see, because Paris was hot and not some hairy troll pulled out of a sewer and gifted to OJs lawyer like the other one….

Famous for being famous…realizing that photoshop exists as do Paris Hilton face filters for the Paris Hilton fans which when used on the real Paris, don’t make her look as old, tired or manly.

Rocking some Christmas Themed lingerie, because she presents herself as either a fan of Jesus’ birth, which doesn’t really line-up to being one of the Elite satanists, but I guess they can’t be too obvious about that shit, and really, the gifting and monetizing of Christmas probably makes this money grubber’s menopausal pussy wet….

I am not a Paris Hilton hater, I think she’s an important figure in pop culture, but I do hate the Kardashians and I don’t think they’d have existed without her, so she’s kinda like patient zero, if you had that time machine, she’d have to be the target to rid us of the Kardashians, but it is possible that Paris was just riding society’s vapidness and the whole influencer trash thing would have happened regardless of her paving the way….right place right time even though she was already rich to begin with……

Point of the story, I appreciate the big footed socialite stripping down 15 years later like old times because it make me feel like there is still hope for us….and that we’re not aged out yet…

Lingerie on Christmas is an ideal tradition at any age, so next year get your granny those crotchless panties she needs to house her old meaty scabbed pussy because standard panties have too many contact points….you know like Paris probably is….

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2021

22

Apr

Paris Hilton Got Them Titties On of the Day

Paris Hilton Got Them Titties ON

Paris Hilton is a legend on a lot of levels, including but not limited to being a small titty ambassador because clearly she’s never got the fake tits all the other girls with small titties got..including her lame sideclick and lopsided titty Nicole Richie…but she’s adopted and if you’re adopted or know anyone who is adopted…you know is all fucked up because even her own parents didn’t want her….

I like to think Paris Hilton is the actual matriarch of the Kardashian empire, like she actually launched Kim and family and that she gets a kickback on all they do, allowing her to be more behind the scenes and less desperate and disgusting than the Kardashians…but I am not privy to that kind of information..

I am pretty sure she’s in her 40s now and looks better than most 40 year olds…and I assume she’s about to make babies because at 40 it’s time…hence her engagement….but I am not privy to that kind of information…

In fact, Paris Hilton blocked me on Instagram early in her instagram and I have no memory of writing any rude comments because when I used instagram…I would get deleted for rude comments…including one made on Bijou Philips / Danny Masterson Rapist’s feed…and I figured why bother…I can save the hate for the website no one visits….

Paris is a legacy brand at this point, I remember the sex tape, the leaked cellphone…where I got her ex boyfriend Stavros’ number and ended up trolling Stavros into getting me on the list at a Paris Hilton party in Montreal…this was probably 15 years ago…the glory days…that didn’t involve seeing her vagina, but I guess there’s ample archives of that online…which is less dangerous than seeing it in person…

What I am saying is Paris is hotter than ever, which makes no sense since she’s also older than ever and that I like that she committed to small and manageable tits cuz small tits are hotter than sloppy ass tits…and that’s about the extent of what I have to say about that…oh and check out that bicep….

Paris Hilton Got Them Titties On

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2021

11

Feb

Battle of The Asses of the Day

Battle of The Asses

We like having fun over in these parts because everyone takes their lives too fucking seriously and that’s idiotic in and of itself, we are insignificant and we all die, get over your uptight, oversensitive, whining cunt self….not to mention this is the fucking internet…the escape from your shitty life where you shouldn’t bring your baggage from your shitty life…but instead watch porn, play FLASH GAMES like Jake’s Booty Call or whatever we did in the early days of the internet…and send your friends some weird stileproject puke videos or some shit….instead we’re all crying about people being deleted off social media, or crying to get people deleted off social media…you fucking children fucks…

SO in loving to have some fun, here’s a little throwback to better times, but in modern times, as Paris and this rapper girl help relaunch Juicy Couture back into the trendy athletic gear and Paris better be part owner in this shit because she basically put Juicy on the map…and not because of her wetness in her sex tape…but in actually helping the brand become billionaires long before random ass idiots were becoming billionaires for pushing made in china shit direct to consumer on IG like it’s late night TV…

You know back when billionaires matters, meant something or were respected for their ingenuity, hard work, drive and success story…instead of “my sister had a sex tape and I lazily sat around as a team of people uploaded pics of me, until one day they said we should do a beauty company and I was like ok and now I am a billionaire…yay”….bullshit..

Bullshit you could argue Paris ALSO started but it would have happened anyway…blame the camera phone…

Either way, which JUICY ass is better, even though Juicy are not the kind of athleisure-wear I am into since it’s not skin tight leggings…but it’s still a BATTLE OF THE ASSES…enjoy….

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2020

27

Mar

Paris Hilton Pumped Up Tits of the Day

Paris Hilton Pumped Up Tits

Paris Hilton may be 40 years old and the people have probably stopped jacking off to her sex tape many years ago, I mean it’s pretty fucking old and so is she…but that doesn’t stop her from doing photoshoots with her tits, that could be fake tits, that could also be push up bras, or maybe just natural tits, I mean I remember my grandma had massive tits in her senior citizen years, but was flat chested in younger years…I guess like noses, tits keep growing…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I know she’s the reason the Kardashians exist and should be taken out back and shot for that….

I also know that the old are most at risk for COVID-19, so we can hope that at least one celebrity we hate gets it and dies to it, assuming it’s not just a Hoax, basically like Paris Hilton’s career…one giant episode of Punk’d….without that loser Ashton Kutcher to really ruin it.

All this to say, she’s still hot, maybe hotter than ever, I wonder what stem cells, or aborted babies she’s getting injected into her face….maybe some she’s got kept in her chest freezer in her disco in the basement of her silly Paris Hilton house…

Paris Hilton Pumped Up Tits

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2019

06

Jun

Paris Hilton Nipple Pasties of the Day

Paris Hilton Nipple Pasties

Paris Hilton is mad at the Abortion ban, not because she’s affected by the abortion ban, by this stage in her life she’s already menopausal and had all the abortions she’ll ever have….not because men have no right to decide how women run their body…she’s mad about the Abortion ban because she eats abortions for the stem cells to stay looking at 27 as she can for as long as she can…and she’s made it to 40 so it’s not so bad…

What is bad is that after a decade of her taking the back burner to her Kim Kardashian prodigy, she’s decided to start making an appearance again..boring…

But her nipples are out, not quite a Rick Solamon fucking her scene…but a nipple pasties scene and that’s ok…

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2018

28

Nov

Paris Hilton Erotica of the Day

Paris Hilton Erotica for Gay Times Magazine 1

Paris Hilton doesn’t interest me….she’s old, she’s tired, she’s boring…and has always been boring….she’s the reason the Kardashians exist and along with Ryan Seacrest should be tortured in a good old fashioned witch hunt for polluting society with such trash, indulgence, commercialization, consumerism and disgustingness….you know really definitely not the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT….

Her sex tape was shit, but told rich people everywhere that they too could leverage getting fucked, spin it to monetize the fuck out of yourself, and become famous for being a rich kid…something so many people have followed the lead on…we have a generation of girls getting naked all day to just get paid to be themselves…

I will say that Paris Hilton’s recent showing up places, is probably more interesting than her herpes….and I will say that 10 years ago she brought entertainment…but unless that herpe puss is being flashed…there’s no real point in looking at any of this bullshit….because it is bullshit…

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2018

27

Sep

Paris Hilton in a Bikini of the Day

Paris Hilton should be taken out back and shot – because she’s the reason for the Kardashians. They totally used her strategy to get exactly where they wanted to be…and they never disappeared…because of social media, I guess people don’t unfollow these creatures….and throw money at these people…and I just hope Paris is getting her 10 percent management fee because without here, these trolls wouldn’t exist.

It would explain why she’s off the radar and almost forgotten, only recently making appearances half naked, that I can’t track because she has me blocked on social media…rude.

But that the internet still makes available to me…to see and say “she looks good for 40. Still skinny. We like that…..but she should still be taken out back and shot…for creating the Kardashians…it’s only the right way to handle this injustice and evil.

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2018

10

Sep

Paris Hilton is Back with a Pussy Flash of the Day

Paris Hilton seems to be up to her old tricks despite being an old trick…by wearing what looks like a pair of pants we all hope become a trend…because they have a window to her fucking pussy.

Now I don’t typically celebrate Paris Hilton’s pussy, because we all remember when her phone got hacked and learned something we already knew and that is that she has herpes and a Valtrex prescription…but at the same time, she’s Paris Hilton, a legend, an Icon, a Heiress to the Hotel Chain…a clever marketer….the kind of herpes you’d be ok with getting…

But then we have to remember she paved the way for Kim Kardashian…fully fucking Paris Hilton designed…not that it was anything that innovative or clever…but it made the Kardashians billionaires of their own right…all by biting this pussy’s hustle…

So anything that is responsible for the Karadashians, in a case of National Security, should be taken out back and fucking shot….

But that will never happen, so instead, look at her pussy hole…front hole…I mean it looks like labia to me…but then again, Paris has been so banged out…her labia spread all over the place….it’d be hard to no see her labia in anything she wears…

Enjoy. This Nostalgia…like biting into a rotting banana…you just can’t help it…because it’s in front of you.

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2018

22

Jun

Paris Hilton Gets a Job of the Day

I guess the 90s are back…so all the hipster instagram brands are linking up with whores like Paris Hilton who were big in the 90s…and doing collaborations for the sheer irony of working with Paris Hilton…who I am sure would be offended if she wasn’t a shameless whore who likely gets 20% of the Kardashian earnings thanks to being a clever business woman…who plays half retard for the public which is a great lesson to teach girls…when you’re actually a smart business person….it’s pretty offensive..

The funny thing about Paris Hilton, other than the fact that she’s Paris Hilton, is that she’s blocked me on instagram. I can’t see any of her updates – and it feels like the stinky fat kid never invited to any birthday parties…which I was at one point in my life…you know before all this internet fame made people want to be around me and invite me to luxurious places….so I’m used to the rejection…even when it’s from some bottom feeding herpes cunt….

People still love Paris Hilton…including Paris Hilton….apparently…

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GREER GRAMMER WAS THERE WITH A CAMELTOE AND EVERYONE LOVES FRASIER SO I’ll POST IT…

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2018

07

May

Paris Hilton Hard Nipples of the Day

Paris Hilton Hard Nipples Braless in a Black Shirt and Pants

Original rich kid porn star, who still pretends that she was raped by the sex tape that made her and that really paved the way for the Kardashians who have made billions off that staged shit, when we all know that Paris Hilton can’t be raped…she’s such a fucking attention seeker that everything is calculated, strategic, and a lie…and even if she was getting raped…she’d likely find it exciting…or funny that she’d be giving the rapist herpes she’s been nursing in her cunt for decades…

She’s old as fuck now, she’s looking good, because all these women can scam aging for a bit via injections and fake tits…and she’s been making appearances…

I’ve enjoyed her fading away and being non existent the last 5 years the Kardashians have been jacking her wave, and I’m not keen for a comeback as all these bitches are old hags now…but she is out there with her tits to remind you that she’s Paris and all her baby talking bullshit hasn’t died yet…but more importantly…that she has hard nips.

Here are her tits in some weird cosplay shit..

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