Lady Gaga is a consistent attention seeker and I guess her hugely popular act proves that attention seeking, if done right works….
Based on how abrasive and annoying her act is, I just assumed that she had no childhood friends, but I guess with every weirdo loser no one liked because of her mangled face, there’s another girl who thinks she’s awesome and believes in her, but then again, they did go to catholic school, and she could have the cool one…but is definitely the cool one now…cuz people fucking love celebrities…so even if they weren’t friends, the second she got her record deal, they sure as hell moved in on her to make sure they would be…not that I know anything about Lady Gaga…
That said, she was at one of their bachelorette parties, where they did pole dance like a lot of bachelorette parties, there were strippers, there were blow up dolls…and most excitingly, she did Yoga in a thong the next day..
I am not a fan, but I am not not a fan…figure that one out, while I go take a shit, cry myself to sleep even though it is 10 am, stare at myself in the mirror, all while eating my feelings, because I am an unemployed woman….or man with low testosterone who might as well be a a woman who doesn’t shower….
All this to say, I grabbed her ass before she was famous, and as much as I hated it, it was good.
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