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2014

23

Sep

Lady Gaga See Through of the Day

When you hang with old guys – wear the sheer dress and massive nipple pasties – because old guys see past your broken down face and can focus on your young enough body – because even as I get older – the girls I wouldn’t fuck back then – I would totally fuck now – strictly based on the fact that they are 20..and everyone loves tits – especially when it is time to promote a new album…with Tony Bennett.

I saw Tony Bennett live a few years ago, before his first Lady Gaga album as released, and he was pretty much making fun of the whole thing to the crowd, he wasn’t calling her out on being a ugly beast who craves fame to validate her existence, but he did make fun of her obvious publicity stunts – but that was before he made more money than he ever made in his career because of her – leading to him only releasing music with her for the next 5 years – because along with being a cow – she’s also a cash cow…

It’s funny what money will do to a motherfucker who likes money…I am sure now he encourages all this shit, maybe he even bought her the dress to get a few more hits, maybe there will be a sex tape, and really as horrible as she is, I am not against her tits…I am an equal opportunity titty employer….doesn’t matter who they are attached to, so long as they are tits.

All this to say, this is how I expect people to dress to all functions at the Old Folks home. It keeps things hot and bothered…and weeds out the weak…who aren’t used to girls being such whores.

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2014

18

Sep

Lady Gaga Crying for Attention of the Day

Lady Gaga got topless while wearing a thong and took pictures of herself because she is is one of those famous girls who got famous because they wanted it so badly to validate their existence…and there is no way she’s ever lose that fame without a fight…

Aapparently this was how she arrived Airport in Greece…that should have got her sodomized…because I think that is how greeks say hello…accompanied by souvlaki…

This is the weirdest way to land in a country…but I guess things are done different when you are a fame whore begging for attention, where hair and make-up and costumes and a mini performance with her dancers is the new wearing sweat pants and sunglasses…

I think I should try this everytime I travel….I am sure it will go over well at the motel that charges by the hour…

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2014

19

Aug

Lady Gag is Fat and Weird in a See Through Shirt of the Day

This is pretty terrifying…

Lady Gag who is a solid 30 pounds heavier than she was at her peak of touring, which with a face like her’s, she needed to be fit to have any sort of redeeming qualities, has fully fallen off the rails of her own delusions, or maybe even fame hunger, and because a sloppy, pig-like version of herself, with a good measure of superficial weirdness to try to make her feel like she’s not just a vapid pop tart, but rather some visionary on some mission. Egotistical people who had no self esteem growing up, but who find huge success and celebrity get confused like that. But the problem with not being authentic is that the public gets bored of your shit, and in turn you crash and burn…

If she played this out in a more controlled way, she would have easily pumped out a bunch more hits, but now she’s just eating her feelings as she crashes and burns.

But she’s doing it in a see through top, because attention seeking…will go down with the ship that is Lady Gag…and I kind of like her tits…even though I think she’s ridiculous, useless, and a fucking hack…because tits don’t deserve to be judged by the cunt they are attached to..

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2014

31

Jul

Lady Gaga Pretending to be a Cover Model of the Day

Lady Gaga got the Cover of Harper’s because she’s a cover girl. Or maybe she has a good PR team. Or maybe Harper’s owes her a favour from an exclusive she gave them back when she peaked, or maybe despite her record sales, she’s still Lady Gaga, still a huge star, still capable of selling magazines even though magazines are a dying breed….but I guess the people at Harper’s aren’t insane. It’s like you don’t give a sinking ship thanks to no one caring about her antics all the glory, you want until people start mourning its loss…you know like the public did with Michael Jackson. One day a pedophile everyone hated, the next day dead and a legend…you fickle pieces of shit…

That said, they also gave the cover to Penelope Cruz and Linda Evangelista are also cover girls…because Gaga doesn’t deserve anything…if you take a second away from her tits…you’ll see a face that was meant to be behind the scenes…seriously…what a horrible fucking face…

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2014

18

Jul

Lady Gaga Nipple On Instagram of the Day

Lady Gaga is doing the whole “Post my nipple on instagram, get noticed” bullshit, because no one has told her that she doesn’t matter. That her nipple doesn’t matter. That she’s an ugly fucking monster who had no business ever being in front of the camera, and that she was more of a behind the scenes kind of creative director, writer, concept person…that really sold herself short when deciding to put herself out there to prove that she had what it takes to be a popular starlet…feeding her insecurity that was justified because her face is so awful…

We’ve seen her topless before, it’s boring, the only good that can come from this is if bitch gets deleted cuz if she’s not on social media…she matters less and less…forcing her to dig deeper and deeper into shock value…that I can only assume will lead to her in her own disgustingly vile porn…that I will watch and even jerk off to…but until then..she’s the enemy..

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2014

13

Jun

Lady Gaga Wants you to Know She has a Nipple of the Day

Going into the weekend, is always a good time to get philosophical…where we should reflect on the week gone by, and the week that is to come, and the weekend where your suburban ass is going to get fucking wasted that’s in between…

So what better time to ask yourself, if Lady Gaga wears a see through bra in public, does she make a sound? Do people notice…do they care…I know she hopes they do, that’s why she does it…but I feel like they don’t…and that this nipple flash is fleeting…because the nipple belongs to uselessness that has done too much flash in the pan that no one even cares…

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2014

15

May

Lady Gaga’s Ass in Concert of the Day

As ridiculous, annoying, even desperate as Lady Gaga is. She still managed to take her ugly face, a face that was meant to be a receptionist, but luckily had rich parents so she could free intern in the right places her dad probably had connections with, leading to her partnering up with a record company that put money into her, packaged her into this clown, like some modern day circus…and shit made fucking money…even as she got stupider and stupider…the retard audience loved ever move she made…and now she’s pretty much forgotten, still makes money, and still tries to get noticed because she has that taste and can’t accept that it’s over…

I still like her ass…

But maybe I’m just saying that because early on in her career, I got drunk at a party she was at, and fondled it without her realizing it, and kinda liked it.

I tell this story every time I see her, because the fact that I fondled her ass and she didn’t notice, while in a thong and fishnets like this, is all I really ever liked about her…and all she was ever really good for…and other than this big ass…she’s the fucking worst…so take it in…for old time memories of places my hand has been…

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2014

08

May

Lady Gaga Nude in V Magazine of the Day

These outtakes from an old Lady Gaga naked pictures for V Magazine…shot by Mario Testino…which were pretty high concept enough because she’s naked…enough to stare at…

I am posting these partially because I hate you and feel like you should be punished with a Lady Gaga MERKIN big enough to cover his balls…but I am also posting it to remind girls that sometimes getting naked, whether it’s for fashion or as a cry of attention, doesn’t get you fans, but can get people to look at you..

Lady Gaga is at the stage in her career where she could shit out a newborn baby she stole from one of her gardeners while sucking on a Elephant penis, and crying…as a midget punches her in the uterus…and no one would fucking notice..

She’s played out, but I’ll still look at her…

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2014

17

Apr

Lady Gaga Photoshopped for Versace of the Day


I saw these pics of Lady Gaga for Versace yesterday and laughed and how soft faced that horrible looking creature looked. I don’t know Gaga, but I have grabbed her ass erotically and obviously saw her in person when that happened, and she looked nothing like this, and it was funny to me that they were trying to pass off this tranny impostor as if it was Lady Gaga, because as you know, trannies do Gaga better than Gaga…

The photoshopping was so well done, bitch was like an artist interpretation of her, so I was glad to see the un-photoshopped pics leak, because it really spoke to what I already new, and provided me with the proof I needed to feel satisfied knowing the Gaga I was trying to jerk off to, wasn’t the real thing…

Here are some of the pics, pretty funny stuff.

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