I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Lady Gaga Category

2014

31

Jul

Lady Gaga Pretending to be a Cover Model of the Day

Lady Gaga got the Cover of Harper’s because she’s a cover girl. Or maybe she has a good PR team. Or maybe Harper’s owes her a favour from an exclusive she gave them back when she peaked, or maybe despite her record sales, she’s still Lady Gaga, still a huge star, still capable of selling magazines even though magazines are a dying breed….but I guess the people at Harper’s aren’t insane. It’s like you don’t give a sinking ship thanks to no one caring about her antics all the glory, you want until people start mourning its loss…you know like the public did with Michael Jackson. One day a pedophile everyone hated, the next day dead and a legend…you fickle pieces of shit…

That said, they also gave the cover to Penelope Cruz and Linda Evangelista are also cover girls…because Gaga doesn’t deserve anything…if you take a second away from her tits…you’ll see a face that was meant to be behind the scenes…seriously…what a horrible fucking face…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

18

Jul

Lady Gaga Nipple On Instagram of the Day

Lady Gaga is doing the whole “Post my nipple on instagram, get noticed” bullshit, because no one has told her that she doesn’t matter. That her nipple doesn’t matter. That she’s an ugly fucking monster who had no business ever being in front of the camera, and that she was more of a behind the scenes kind of creative director, writer, concept person…that really sold herself short when deciding to put herself out there to prove that she had what it takes to be a popular starlet…feeding her insecurity that was justified because her face is so awful…

We’ve seen her topless before, it’s boring, the only good that can come from this is if bitch gets deleted cuz if she’s not on social media…she matters less and less…forcing her to dig deeper and deeper into shock value…that I can only assume will lead to her in her own disgustingly vile porn…that I will watch and even jerk off to…but until then..she’s the enemy..

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

13

Jun

Lady Gaga Wants you to Know She has a Nipple of the Day

Going into the weekend, is always a good time to get philosophical…where we should reflect on the week gone by, and the week that is to come, and the weekend where your suburban ass is going to get fucking wasted that’s in between…

So what better time to ask yourself, if Lady Gaga wears a see through bra in public, does she make a sound? Do people notice…do they care…I know she hopes they do, that’s why she does it…but I feel like they don’t…and that this nipple flash is fleeting…because the nipple belongs to uselessness that has done too much flash in the pan that no one even cares…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

15

May

Lady Gaga’s Ass in Concert of the Day

As ridiculous, annoying, even desperate as Lady Gaga is. She still managed to take her ugly face, a face that was meant to be a receptionist, but luckily had rich parents so she could free intern in the right places her dad probably had connections with, leading to her partnering up with a record company that put money into her, packaged her into this clown, like some modern day circus…and shit made fucking money…even as she got stupider and stupider…the retard audience loved ever move she made…and now she’s pretty much forgotten, still makes money, and still tries to get noticed because she has that taste and can’t accept that it’s over…

I still like her ass…

But maybe I’m just saying that because early on in her career, I got drunk at a party she was at, and fondled it without her realizing it, and kinda liked it.

I tell this story every time I see her, because the fact that I fondled her ass and she didn’t notice, while in a thong and fishnets like this, is all I really ever liked about her…and all she was ever really good for…and other than this big ass…she’s the fucking worst…so take it in…for old time memories of places my hand has been…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

08

May

Lady Gaga Nude in V Magazine of the Day

These outtakes from an old Lady Gaga naked pictures for V Magazine…shot by Mario Testino…which were pretty high concept enough because she’s naked…enough to stare at…

I am posting these partially because I hate you and feel like you should be punished with a Lady Gaga MERKIN big enough to cover his balls…but I am also posting it to remind girls that sometimes getting naked, whether it’s for fashion or as a cry of attention, doesn’t get you fans, but can get people to look at you..

Lady Gaga is at the stage in her career where she could shit out a newborn baby she stole from one of her gardeners while sucking on a Elephant penis, and crying…as a midget punches her in the uterus…and no one would fucking notice..

She’s played out, but I’ll still look at her…

CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

17

Apr

Lady Gaga Photoshopped for Versace of the Day


I saw these pics of Lady Gaga for Versace yesterday and laughed and how soft faced that horrible looking creature looked. I don’t know Gaga, but I have grabbed her ass erotically and obviously saw her in person when that happened, and she looked nothing like this, and it was funny to me that they were trying to pass off this tranny impostor as if it was Lady Gaga, because as you know, trannies do Gaga better than Gaga…

The photoshopping was so well done, bitch was like an artist interpretation of her, so I was glad to see the un-photoshopped pics leak, because it really spoke to what I already new, and provided me with the proof I needed to feel satisfied knowing the Gaga I was trying to jerk off to, wasn’t the real thing…

Here are some of the pics, pretty funny stuff.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

03

Apr

Lady Gaga for Terry Richardson of the Day

Lady Gaga is one of Terry Richardson’s best friends, at least in rems of him attaching himself to famous people to keep his appeal to the brands up and running, not that I care, I just know that monetization is the only way I would hang out with Lady Gaga, it’d have to be for business, or to get hits from her insane level of fame, that is insane because it is undeserved, she’s ugly, but also because her people are so into her, since she’s ugly, and it gives them hope that their ugly asses will make it too

None of these pics are that great, life changing, interesting, but they happened and that’s enough for me. I mean I drink a lot and this easy to digest stuff is easier than dealing with real life issues

TO SEE A WHOLE BUNCH OF LADY GAGA WEIRNESS AND ASS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

31

Mar

Lady Gaga in her Bra Selfie in Bed of the Day

If Lady Gaga was to do pretty much any publicity stunt, from spreading her asshole and shitting on historical objects, to raping herself with religious artifacts, to being fisted by an amputee reading poetry….no one would fucking care…

The only stunt she really could pull off that would get noticed, is public suicide. Unfortunately, she loves herself too much to do that, but we can hope with a little convincing that it’s her only option, and I guess we will have to wait until she gets real fucking desperate to make that happen…you know when fame really dries up and she’s got no where to turn as all her stunts will have been done and forgotten. So there is hope that we all out life her…

But for some reason, I am compelled to post her bra selfie, because this is the selfie generation and the most normal behavior I’ve seen out of her…and if that’s not relevant news that should beat out all the fucked up things in the world, I don’t know what is.


TO SEE PICS OF GAGA SHOWING UP AT AN EVENT IN A SEE THROUGH OUTFIT – FIRST ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU’D WANT TO SEE THAT…THEN
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

24

Mar

Lady Gaga Naked in Some Huge Budget Music Video of the Day

I don’t know what “artistic” message Lady Gaga is trying to get across, because I didn’t watch her shit on Hearst Castle like William Randolph Hearst probably would have wanted his Castle treated 100 years after his death.

I just know 9 million people watched this insanely high budget garbage….that involves her naked and half naked…in what I would totally fuck if I could replace her face with one of a girl…and not some weak chinned freak….

I don’t know…this Lady Gaga shit is not making enough record sales to justify this kind of video, but I guess she’s not gonna let herself die the way we all expected her to die by now…but rather…she’s going to hump the air and roll around naked…

Posted in:Lady Gaga