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2015

01

Jul

Lady Gaga in a Bra in a Car of the Day

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Lady Gaga may be a useless person with shitty music, but she proves a few things…

The first is that with the right clown costume and lie, even ugly girls can be marketed…

The second is that if you write your music a certain way, you can brainwash the public into loving your music…like some Josie and the Pussycat shit, that you know actually exists…because why else would I know every Lady Gaga lyric, without ever…and I mean EVER actively listening to her songs….

When I think about it, it freaks me out, because I’m not a pussy who cares what people think pretending that I don’t listen to her song because I think I’ll come across more hardcore and anti-corporate..too cool for the mainstream..

But I legitimately have NEVER liked her music, and never YOUTUBED her song, not even to be ironic..

Yet…I know her lyrics…I don’t even listen to the radio…so this brainwashing runs deep..because I can’t even place how I’ve been exposed to it…

She’s also proved, which I think is her most important legacy, that if you get naked for attention…pretending it is art…people will stop caring…

Like heroin, the first nipple slip, pussy slip, nude shoot…is the best…the rest kinda blend into each other…and in Lady Gaga’s case eventually stop mattering…

Which is a good thing, since she’s the worst..

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2015

25

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy

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What does the world need less of?

Not carbon footprint, waste, global warming, use of oil….racism, confederate flags, tansfats and corn syrup leading to obesity….STDs…

Not big business controlling our consumption, conspiracy theories, or the government controlling us by keeping us broke, sick and tired…we don’t need less feminsts, trans olympians…or Kardashians and tabloid fodder as a whole…

The world is a horrible meaningless place filled with shit, shitty people, and a horrible infrastructure….but all that’s fine…

As far as I’m concerned, what the world needs less of is Lady Gaga Spread eagled on social media…that is what the world needs less of, so I’ll just draw more attention to it…

Here’s her tit getting pizza the other day..no one cares…

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2015

24

Jun

Lady Gaga is the Easter Bunny of the Day

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Easter’s come early this year…and it looks like it smells like shit….

Lady Gaga is a modern day circus freak, who has played up being a circus freak, because being a circus freak, even for circus freaks, was a good thing for freaks, as it validated their existence, when before being a circus freak, they were just freaks shunned in the corner…

So now the ugly girl who took music classes because no one wanted to be friends with her, has all the friends in the world…but deep down she knows..they just use her for her celebrity…and that her celebrity only exists in part due to her…but isn’t representative of the real her…

She’s a fake, and too bad…she continues to exist…

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2015

19

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Bikini of the Day

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I wonder if the most pathetic thing about my existence is that I peaked in 2008 when I fondled Lady Gaga’s fishnet wearing ass…right before she became super fucking famous…despite being ugly, lame, and a lie…without her knowledge or consent…but randomly like the predator I am….even though I loved every second of it….

But I am pretty sure sure there is far more pathetic about me…including, but not limited, to me posting her bikini pics from facebook….

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2015

16

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Bikini Monster of the Day

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I guess Lady Gaga is on vacation. It’s a rough life scamming the general public who was at one point in time desperate for a leader who represent progress, even if it was a lie and she wasn’t authentic at all, but rather a flash in the pan that worked for a minute, made her money and that people just sort of moved on from.

I’m sure she’s still got the core fan base, she may even be a talented musician / singer, but she knew her looks alone wouldn’t get her where she needed to go, so she just dancing monkey-ed herself…and it was all distracting…getting naked, showing her ass, anything to avoid that face…

Well, now she’s on vacation, in a skimpy bikini, reminding me that I am all about fat chicks now, the rounder the better, partially because girls are getting fatter and fatter and what was once fat is now below average in size…but also because a juicy fat ass speaks to me on an animalistic level…

But then again, Gaga’s always been thick…before she was famous she did a small show at a club in Canada, and I somehow fondled her ass without her realizing it…from the other side of some bottle service booth she was at…and that juicy was solid…and ever since….pretty much her entire career..I’ve totally been down with her ass that looks sloppy, that is the size of sloppy, but that felt like 18 and fit…even though she wasn’t…

So hate all she represents, call her out for her scam, point out her thick thighs the hip hop world will embrace…but that round ass…even if attached to the worst thing ever…will always be a winner to me…

She’s so disgusting – it’s hot….

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2015

09

Jun

Lady Gaga is the Pig on Miley’s Magazine Cover of the Day

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Lady Gaga is a chubby little pig that we can assume was in the cover of the Miley Cyrus Paper Magazine cover they tried to break the internet with – even though we’ve all seen Miley’s tits…and pubic hair painted pink…at least in our fantasies…

People tend to forget that Gaga pretty much paved the way for girls like Miley to embrace “weird” and scandal, without having any level of autheticity…

Whether one was a rich kid or a Disney kid…they both had a team of people advising them on “Gay is a good market, do gay, and kids these days on tumblr love having double lives where they get naked and think they are feminists”…virtually the same candy coated bullshit scammer manipulated a generation that doesn’t dig beneath the surface…

All this to say, I’d dig beneath Gaga’s surface and into her anus…thanks to having a rally fun ass that I grabbed before she was famous, pretty much Father’s day in 2009…and I remember…because I was like for such a gross face and seemingly gross body…this ass is firm as fuck…true story…that ends with my peak…and have since thrown in the towel..but to be honest..the towel was already thrown in then…

Here she is being disgusting and crying for attention somewhere.

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2015

02

Mar

Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day

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This titty slip of recently engaged, despite being a scary looking creature, Lady Gaga, is being circulated on the internet, in what is not a big deal or even interesting…we’ve seen her tits many times before on her cry for attention hustle that has been her career…a career that has made her rich as fuck, and even landed her a man who despite being not into dudes, I can say is out of her league, but understands that he too needs to leverage his career to get to the top and this is a good way to do it…especially since all actors are gay and she looks like a tranny…

All this to say, he made her do the Polar Plunge in Chicago…because his TV show is called Chicago Fire…and seeing her in freezing waters because she was either forced into it, or because it was a good media play is funny….to those of us who don’t care for Gaga, her bullshit yet hugely successful career…and would only care if this video was her drowning…

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2015

19

Feb

Lady Gaga Yoga Pose of the Day

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Lady Gaga may be the devil’s work, she may also be pregnant, but whatever she is, she’s taken up Yoga, and is now all zen and working on her flexibility that I guess will come in handy in her bedroom now that she’s suckered some poor bastard into her web of lies by asking her to marry him and I don’t even think it’s a K-Fed situation…making it make even less fucking sense…

But what it comes down to is that her doing yoga in a thong, like some kind of fetish I could almost jerk off to since I can’t tell it is gaga, is far more wholesome, and healthy than all the other exhibitionist cries for attention that she makes, so for that, I approve..if this was her in this pose, covered in pigs blood while eating a dozen donuts, while balancing a motorcycle on her head, as she balances on a Walrus like she was a beach ball, as her nipples spray out pixie dust and her pussy is lit on fire as two midges make smores…I’d be pretty fucking irritated….but when she’s normal…she’s almost something you could jerk off to.

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2015

26

Jan

Lady Gaga Looks Like Fun of the Day

Lady Gaga is a consistent attention seeker and I guess her hugely popular act proves that attention seeking, if done right works….

Based on how abrasive and annoying her act is, I just assumed that she had no childhood friends, but I guess with every weirdo loser no one liked because of her mangled face, there’s another girl who thinks she’s awesome and believes in her, but then again, they did go to catholic school, and she could have the cool one…but is definitely the cool one now…cuz people fucking love celebrities…so even if they weren’t friends, the second she got her record deal, they sure as hell moved in on her to make sure they would be…not that I know anything about Lady Gaga…

That said, she was at one of their bachelorette parties, where they did pole dance like a lot of bachelorette parties, there were strippers, there were blow up dolls…and most excitingly, she did Yoga in a thong the next day..

I am not a fan, but I am not not a fan…figure that one out, while I go take a shit, cry myself to sleep even though it is 10 am, stare at myself in the mirror, all while eating my feelings, because I am an unemployed woman….or man with low testosterone who might as well be a a woman who doesn’t shower….

All this to say, I grabbed her ass before she was famous, and as much as I hated it, it was good.

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2015

25

Jan

Lady Gaga’s See Through Dress of the Day

Lady Gaga wore a see through dress to some event…because she’s a fame whore, but unless she steps up her “performance art” that has zero authenticity but that is just some candy-coated novelty act, by either fisting herself, or shoving a frozen fish in her cunt on the streets while screaming things like “SAVE THE WHALES”…or whatever…this kind of thing….a see through dress…should go totally unnoticed…but I’ll post it anyway, because nipples.

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2015

22

Jan

In Bed with Lady Gaga of the Day

There’s something about Lady Gaga laying in bed that terrifies me. They are saying that she’s not wearing Make-Up and I don’t think that is it, I mean even with her over-the-top tranny make-up, she’s a fucking nightmare….but I guess when she’s in her over-the-top tranny make-up, you can see her for the clown that she is…you know the ugly girl who knows she’s ugly…but when she’s in bed like this….she just looks like a bad drunken decision you’re trying to figure out, kick out, and are just happy you did kill off when you woke up to it because you thought it was an intruder…it’s happened to all of us.

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2015

14

Jan

Lady Gaga’s Standing On Wavy Floors of the Day

If you talk to younger party girls, they’ll say they are out getting wavy, which I guess is getting fucked up…

If you talk to my wife, she’ll say wavy is a style of chip she’ll eat the whole bag of…

In Lady Gaga’s internet whoring “performance art” that stems from her being an insecure clown of a person…wavy is how straight the floor is…you know as straight as her fan base is…or as straight as any closet case who thinks she’s hot…all thanks to a body shaping app she used her finger to punch in her stomach…because no one likes a belly…

This will be played off as a social commentary…because all girls do this shit thanks to apps…but it’s still pretty bootleg for someone who should have a graphic artist retoucher on staff cuz she’s ugly…

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2014

26

Nov

Lady Gaga Gets Her Ass Sniffed for Ferguson in Paris of the Day

My one Lady Gaga story is actually a lot like these pictures of her in some club in France, wearing a thong and panties….

It was back when she was using Perez Hilton to get famous, and it was right before she fully broke into the mainstream, but she was still famous enough to roll into clubs with her own security…where they sanctioned off a booth for her…and where my drunk as fuck ass moved in and kept grabbing her thong and fishnet ass…which at the time was still thick as fuck, but firm and amazing, despite possibly being pre-op and very near to testicles…she didn’t feel anything, so I kept going, and I guess I was close to fingering her asshole, and I guess 5 years hasn’t really changed her much…except now she’s on the collapse of her empire, not building the foundation of the empire, like when I grabbed her ass…

I’ve told this story before, but I don’t leave my house much, so deal with it.Here she is ridiculous…just because….

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2014

20

Nov

Lady Gaga Gets her Tattoo of the Day

Lady Gaga posted pictures getting an armpit tattoo for her fans…and there was really nothing erotic about it, and I don’t even think there is really a story here, unless you are like my old roommate who had an armpit fetish, and would beg every girl he met, usually in the first 10 minutes of meeting him, to let him fuck their armpits, to which you’d expect most girls to be disgusted by and run off shaking their heads, but surprisingly, every few mornings, a different girl would walk out of his room, and I’d know exactly what went down…motherfucker fucked her armpit…and never her pussy….it made for a really interesting walk of shame….with girls from all walks of life…but that has nothing to do with Lady Gaga, I mean other than he’d probably jerk off to these pics…thanks to armpit…

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2014

19

Nov

Lady Gaga is in some Weird Sheer Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga wore a weirdo sheer outfit that framed her nipple in a way the paparazzi couldn’t miss what she was doing….

I call this her marketing campaign. Her attempt to come across as an obscure artist, when really she’s just an insecure girl who’s insecurity got her to a place where people actually bought into her, all while using some stupid, well thought out, but still stupid act, producing really commercial, even brainwashing pop music, allowing her to feel that level of acceptance, and love her broken down face always wanted….but I would say, with a lack of authenticity, it’s not really that sustainable, I could be wrong, seeing as people are retards and bought into it the first time, but every time I see her now, doing shit like this, I think, she’s reaching hard…hoping to keep relevant…and as long as there are nipples involved I am all for it…because I like nipples…

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