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2016

20

Jul

Lady Gaga Bikini Nightmare of the DAy

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Lady Gaga is being ousted as a Taylor Swift, you know a media manipulating cunt who lies and creates an illusion by polarizing their story into something marketable – and really committing to said lie…the kind of girl who cheats on people, slits some throats and turns the story into a “poor me”…when the real victim is viewers like us, forced to listen to every fucking song they create on repeat – to the point we know the lyrics – which basics confuse for liking the song – while people like me just get mad about it…because it’s garbage – manipulative and she’s not that hot…

My only Gaga story is that years ago – I fondled her ass when she was in a VIP area at a club, fully on sexual assault mode – but not because it turned me on, it was more a grab her ass – see if she reacts and she didn’t so keep grabbing her ass – like a creeper….but a creeper with taste because throughout her career her only redeeming quality has been that ass…

THE FUNNY THING in my rapey hand grabbing Gaga story is that I wasn’t even in the VIP, she didn’t even know I was grabbing her ass, we never even met and she just didn’t react..which to me was her consent…but everytime she cries about sexual assault and victims – I know I did something that wasn’t rape at the time – but that today – the feminists at the college level would go crazy about…KINDA FUNNY…

I guess what I am saying is Gaga’s tears for victims are lies, she actually likes sexual assault, it’s gotta be the only reason her career happened – because that face is terrifying…

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2016

11

Jan

Lady Gaga Nipple for V Magazine of the Day

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Lady Gaga makes me want to throw up…

So does her nipple.


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2016

08

Jan

Lady Gaga’s On the Cover of V Magazine of the Day

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Lady Gaga is the face of four covers for V magazine and they all fucking suck….

I don’t really know why I am posting this, I don’t even like Lady Gaga, and I’ve grabbed her ass before she was really famous…and still don’t like Lady Gaga…she’s a fucking monster…and no matter how she packages her voice, her songwriting talent, or how eager or desperate she was to make it, and to be respected, but too insecure to let the content she produce speak for herself, instead tainting it with some clown school idiotic behavior, playing herself the fuck out, trying to rebrand herself an actress, all while having this really weird, monster-like face…all big nosed and weak chinned…

I guess this is a reminder that even if you fall off as a celebrity, you can never really fall off, because you’re so engrained in the culture, you’re good and magazines and famewhores who want some of that fame will work with you….Even Michael Jackson, after raping kids, was celebrated…so I guess being a big nose, weird face, isn’t so bad…especially when she’s a nudist / exhibition while I like tits..tits she’s not showing on these covers…

I guess what I’m saying is that compared to Michael Jackson raping kids, Lady Gaga’s not so bad.

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2015

04

Dec

Lady Gaga Not Looking Like Lady Gaga for Billboard of the Day

Lady Gaga is a massive star, with a huge fanbase, but she will always have that monstrous face…even though she looks totally different…maybe part of her bullshit over exposed silly antics was to rebuild that face…that weak chin…that nose…

You know, if you’re going to do stunts for attention, you might as well try to make yourself hot doing them….she’s already got the money and fans…and people engaged..now make yourself something I want to fuck…

I grabbed her ass years ago, when she was in fishnets…and I didn’t get hard…but I don’t get hard for much…not even “pop star tits” as part of a weird fashion statement…or artist statement…even though she’s not art, but rather just played out commercial shit…that is probably more science than anything…proven in that I know all the lyrics to her songs and have never actually listened to her songs…brain washers…

But she’s looking better…and I guess that’s the point of this post..

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2015

02

Dec

Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day

Lady Gaga is so famous that Rolling Stone Italy is doing features on her…you know you’re really on the rise and not the decline when all your competitors are still making money, while no one gives a fuck about you, except maybe fans of American Horror Story…and Obscure market Rolling Stone, because like David Hasselhoff, some countries get into things, especially their own lineage of people, who have made it…

I figure Gaga is talented enough to keep powering through…rich enough to retire…getting residuals to continue earning for the rest of her life…so that even with what she’s banked…she’ll still bring in more…

I figure she’s still got fans, people still love her, and only I am grateful or hopeful of her ending…because she was a lot of flash in the pan..and that kind of shit, even when nudity is involved…annoys the fuck out of me…

Either way, not sure if this is a new shoot or old shoot..but it’s a shoot..

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2015

08

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Sex Scene in AMerican Horror Story of the Day

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No this isn’t an episode of GIRLS and that fat, cellulite ridden ass, isn’t Lena Dunham being an attention seeking, exhibitionist, who pretends to love herself…but rather Lady Gaga….

Either way, Lady Gaga had her big acting debut, at least that’s what they’ll tell you… even though anyone with a brain will know her whole career is based on an act, it’s all a lie…and I think she even went to acting school…but needed to become a huge popstar, female drag queen, with a cause to talk to the retard audience and convince them to buy her bullshit…because they are retards looking for purpose but forced to be exposed to this…

I don’t watch TV, or Netflix, or whatever this is on…it doesn’t excite me to commit myself to these idiots when I would rather make my own horror story of a life…filled with fake tits…and orgies….without faces like Gaga’s….so I can’t tell you whether it was a great performance, but I assume her team is already working on her aggressively to get that EMMY….

I do watch tits though, even in pasties…and I do watch asses, even in thongs…and I do know that this sex looks dull, uninspired and all it does is remind me of the time I was a sexual predator and grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets when she was at a club next to me…surrounded by security…she didn’t notice so I kept going…and it was surprisingly firmer than it looks…but I wasn’t hard when doing it..which would be my litmus test, except for the fact that I get hard for very little…but I shoulda got hard for that…

Like I said…my own horror story…and it doesn’t involve this garbage…but should involve eliminating them…

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2015

07

Oct

Lady Gag is Bloody and Topless of the Day

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My favorite part of this Lady Gag picture is not the blood that reminds me of a fantasy I once had of a crazed fan slicing her the fuck up because she’s a fucking phony….piece of shit who wastes all of our time with her ridiculous antics, her bullshit performance “art’ that is really just money making scam…..and not art…

Sure, she’s talented in making marketable songs, and that is why the record label agreed to fund her…but marketable songs…doesn’t mean bitch has any level of authenticity..it just means she’s a pop tart trying to be as accessible as possible because she needs to be liked, it’s some deep rooted need, because she’s disgusting looking…

My favorite par tof this Lady Gaga picture is her fat squeezing through her fishnets…

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2015

22

Sep

People Care About Lady Gaga’s New Video of the Day

Who gives a fuck about Lady Gaga….

Apparently everyone in my feed, who have been writing shit like “Powerful”…and “Bravo Lady Gaga”….and “A voice to be heard”…and all this other bullshit…Shut the fuck up…

It’s just a fucking music video, about campus rape..and other forms of sexual assault, because she knows we’re in a rap culture, rape culture, and porn culture, of rough sex and sober dudes being predators on idiot girls….

But Gaga knows how to make social commentary people relate to….and talk about, when she’s not walking around with mean dresses….

The whole thing is so fucking cheesy to me…and anyone who feels anything watching this…are just empty people, looking for stimulation…or purpose or something…or I guess rape victims…or friends of rape victims…

I don’t know why this is an “It” conversation now….people have been drugging people, or getting girls drunk for years to get sex…but now it’s rape…because I guess it is rape…so why not let Lady Gaga speak to that..since she’s been raping since her career started…with her music…in my ears…

What I am saying is rape is bad, but Lady Gaga is worse….and unfortunately…she’s back.

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2015

10

Sep

Lady Gaga in a Bra of the Day

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Attention seeking Lady Gaga…who no one cares about because she’s old news and her attention seeking wasn’t really authentic or controversial in a good way..it was just try hard and lame…but she still wears bras out in public..even though no one cares…because I guess that’s how she likes to express herself as a talented artist..who lost out to Miley, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift in the pop game, but has still cashed the fuck in, is set for life, and unlike some of the other options, actually has some musical talent, because otherwise a face like that, even when used to market to gay people who are into ugly girls, since they don’t have any interest fucking them, and can see their souls, would have been left in the mail room answering fan mail for an actually pop star…

I guess there’s a whole new generation taking her place…but she’s still in a bra…in public…and despite not thinking that matters…I am compelled to post it…

I would prefer if this was her fucking a dead squirrel on a park bench with kids around in some kind of melt down..

But I guess I never get what I want out of these celebrity idiots….

Here’s her ass in a bikini from instagram…because I do my journalistic research

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2015

19

Aug

Lady Gaga in Lingerie for Bruce Weber and CR Fashion Book of the Day

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I would argue that Lady Gaga isn’t relevant anymore…and is proof that over-exposure and being weird for the sake of weird, not because you’re authentically weird, because boring or obvious as a cry for attention, like the annoying loud kid in your high school class, you likely hated….

I would also argue that anything she does, doesn’t matter, even if she produces some legendary, deep, life changing music, because I mean with a face like that, it’s pretty obvious the record label saw extreme talent, otherwise they would have kept her in the office, instead of on stage….but like every ugly girl, she took that talent, and distracted us from it, with her annoying..

But she’s still Lady Gaga and every famewhore, groupie piece of shit, would get excited if she noticed them, because you haters are bitches, who wish you were part of the inner celebrity circle..

So she’s got too big of an audience to really disappear…and here she is in “lingerie”…..for a fashion magazine, shot by Bruce Weber, who is great, but these pics are dull…as the ugly girl tries to use her tits to stay relevant…

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2015

14

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Ridiculousness Continues of the Day

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Lady Gaga is the type of ugly loser, who before being an ugly loser was trendy and cool, was hated by her peers and bullied….or more likely was the conformist girl in the shadow of the other girls at her private school but still included in their fun….before deciding she wanted to be the star of the fucking show…because she didn’t realize she was ugly from all the affirmations her mother gave her…leading to a career and fame I assume she craved…leaving her scrambling with celebrity…before being destroyed by celebrity….because eventually her act got boring and silly, and I’m all for silly…when it doesn’t come with millions of dollars and seems like more of cry for attention than an actual attempt to do good…..I mean isn’t the same Lady Gaga who robbed her own charity that she was using as a tax shelter….

She’s a horrible fucking person to look at, listen to…and clearly in personality, morals and values…so I don’t know why I am looking at her nipple..but I am…and I’m sure her Fiance doesn’t care, he’s the tall guy next to her, a male actor who clearly has no ulterior motives in dating a massive popstar…none at all..

She also wore a mesh dress…

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2015

07

Jul

Lady Gaga Pilates of the Day

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One of the last things I want to see is Lady Gaga doing Yoga…or stretching in a leotard…

It’s not that it is offensive, or disgusting, I mean if it was, I would be more inclined to want to look at these pics…

You know if this was an obese woman shitting herself in a leotard while stretching, or an anorexic girl in a leotard stretching, or really any popstar, athlete, actess…other than Lady Gaga..

But I guess, this is in line with my existence, and seeing as I never get what I want, perfectly expected..

Gaga is boring, done, and yet…I am still posting this nonsense…I blame half assed editorial…and laziness…for everything happening here..Even though she’s in sex positions…I never want to experience unless it is for K-Fed reasons…

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2015

01

Jul

Lady Gaga in a Bra in a Car of the Day

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Lady Gaga may be a useless person with shitty music, but she proves a few things…

The first is that with the right clown costume and lie, even ugly girls can be marketed…

The second is that if you write your music a certain way, you can brainwash the public into loving your music…like some Josie and the Pussycat shit, that you know actually exists…because why else would I know every Lady Gaga lyric, without ever…and I mean EVER actively listening to her songs….

When I think about it, it freaks me out, because I’m not a pussy who cares what people think pretending that I don’t listen to her song because I think I’ll come across more hardcore and anti-corporate..too cool for the mainstream..

But I legitimately have NEVER liked her music, and never YOUTUBED her song, not even to be ironic..

Yet…I know her lyrics…I don’t even listen to the radio…so this brainwashing runs deep..because I can’t even place how I’ve been exposed to it…

She’s also proved, which I think is her most important legacy, that if you get naked for attention…pretending it is art…people will stop caring…

Like heroin, the first nipple slip, pussy slip, nude shoot…is the best…the rest kinda blend into each other…and in Lady Gaga’s case eventually stop mattering…

Which is a good thing, since she’s the worst..

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2015

25

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy

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What does the world need less of?

Not carbon footprint, waste, global warming, use of oil….racism, confederate flags, tansfats and corn syrup leading to obesity….STDs…

Not big business controlling our consumption, conspiracy theories, or the government controlling us by keeping us broke, sick and tired…we don’t need less feminsts, trans olympians…or Kardashians and tabloid fodder as a whole…

The world is a horrible meaningless place filled with shit, shitty people, and a horrible infrastructure….but all that’s fine…

As far as I’m concerned, what the world needs less of is Lady Gaga Spread eagled on social media…that is what the world needs less of, so I’ll just draw more attention to it…

Here’s her tit getting pizza the other day..no one cares…

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2015

24

Jun

Lady Gaga is the Easter Bunny of the Day

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Easter’s come early this year…and it looks like it smells like shit….

Lady Gaga is a modern day circus freak, who has played up being a circus freak, because being a circus freak, even for circus freaks, was a good thing for freaks, as it validated their existence, when before being a circus freak, they were just freaks shunned in the corner…

So now the ugly girl who took music classes because no one wanted to be friends with her, has all the friends in the world…but deep down she knows..they just use her for her celebrity…and that her celebrity only exists in part due to her…but isn’t representative of the real her…

She’s a fake, and too bad…she continues to exist…

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