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2015

02

Mar

Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day

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This titty slip of recently engaged, despite being a scary looking creature, Lady Gaga, is being circulated on the internet, in what is not a big deal or even interesting…we’ve seen her tits many times before on her cry for attention hustle that has been her career…a career that has made her rich as fuck, and even landed her a man who despite being not into dudes, I can say is out of her league, but understands that he too needs to leverage his career to get to the top and this is a good way to do it…especially since all actors are gay and she looks like a tranny…

All this to say, he made her do the Polar Plunge in Chicago…because his TV show is called Chicago Fire…and seeing her in freezing waters because she was either forced into it, or because it was a good media play is funny….to those of us who don’t care for Gaga, her bullshit yet hugely successful career…and would only care if this video was her drowning…

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2015

19

Feb

Lady Gaga Yoga Pose of the Day

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Lady Gaga may be the devil’s work, she may also be pregnant, but whatever she is, she’s taken up Yoga, and is now all zen and working on her flexibility that I guess will come in handy in her bedroom now that she’s suckered some poor bastard into her web of lies by asking her to marry him and I don’t even think it’s a K-Fed situation…making it make even less fucking sense…

But what it comes down to is that her doing yoga in a thong, like some kind of fetish I could almost jerk off to since I can’t tell it is gaga, is far more wholesome, and healthy than all the other exhibitionist cries for attention that she makes, so for that, I approve..if this was her in this pose, covered in pigs blood while eating a dozen donuts, while balancing a motorcycle on her head, as she balances on a Walrus like she was a beach ball, as her nipples spray out pixie dust and her pussy is lit on fire as two midges make smores…I’d be pretty fucking irritated….but when she’s normal…she’s almost something you could jerk off to.

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2015

26

Jan

Lady Gaga Looks Like Fun of the Day

Lady Gaga is a consistent attention seeker and I guess her hugely popular act proves that attention seeking, if done right works….

Based on how abrasive and annoying her act is, I just assumed that she had no childhood friends, but I guess with every weirdo loser no one liked because of her mangled face, there’s another girl who thinks she’s awesome and believes in her, but then again, they did go to catholic school, and she could have the cool one…but is definitely the cool one now…cuz people fucking love celebrities…so even if they weren’t friends, the second she got her record deal, they sure as hell moved in on her to make sure they would be…not that I know anything about Lady Gaga…

That said, she was at one of their bachelorette parties, where they did pole dance like a lot of bachelorette parties, there were strippers, there were blow up dolls…and most excitingly, she did Yoga in a thong the next day..

I am not a fan, but I am not not a fan…figure that one out, while I go take a shit, cry myself to sleep even though it is 10 am, stare at myself in the mirror, all while eating my feelings, because I am an unemployed woman….or man with low testosterone who might as well be a a woman who doesn’t shower….

All this to say, I grabbed her ass before she was famous, and as much as I hated it, it was good.

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2015

25

Jan

Lady Gaga’s See Through Dress of the Day

Lady Gaga wore a see through dress to some event…because she’s a fame whore, but unless she steps up her “performance art” that has zero authenticity but that is just some candy-coated novelty act, by either fisting herself, or shoving a frozen fish in her cunt on the streets while screaming things like “SAVE THE WHALES”…or whatever…this kind of thing….a see through dress…should go totally unnoticed…but I’ll post it anyway, because nipples.

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2015

22

Jan

In Bed with Lady Gaga of the Day

There’s something about Lady Gaga laying in bed that terrifies me. They are saying that she’s not wearing Make-Up and I don’t think that is it, I mean even with her over-the-top tranny make-up, she’s a fucking nightmare….but I guess when she’s in her over-the-top tranny make-up, you can see her for the clown that she is…you know the ugly girl who knows she’s ugly…but when she’s in bed like this….she just looks like a bad drunken decision you’re trying to figure out, kick out, and are just happy you did kill off when you woke up to it because you thought it was an intruder…it’s happened to all of us.

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2015

14

Jan

Lady Gaga’s Standing On Wavy Floors of the Day

If you talk to younger party girls, they’ll say they are out getting wavy, which I guess is getting fucked up…

If you talk to my wife, she’ll say wavy is a style of chip she’ll eat the whole bag of…

In Lady Gaga’s internet whoring “performance art” that stems from her being an insecure clown of a person…wavy is how straight the floor is…you know as straight as her fan base is…or as straight as any closet case who thinks she’s hot…all thanks to a body shaping app she used her finger to punch in her stomach…because no one likes a belly…

This will be played off as a social commentary…because all girls do this shit thanks to apps…but it’s still pretty bootleg for someone who should have a graphic artist retoucher on staff cuz she’s ugly…

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2014

26

Nov

Lady Gaga Gets Her Ass Sniffed for Ferguson in Paris of the Day

My one Lady Gaga story is actually a lot like these pictures of her in some club in France, wearing a thong and panties….

It was back when she was using Perez Hilton to get famous, and it was right before she fully broke into the mainstream, but she was still famous enough to roll into clubs with her own security…where they sanctioned off a booth for her…and where my drunk as fuck ass moved in and kept grabbing her thong and fishnet ass…which at the time was still thick as fuck, but firm and amazing, despite possibly being pre-op and very near to testicles…she didn’t feel anything, so I kept going, and I guess I was close to fingering her asshole, and I guess 5 years hasn’t really changed her much…except now she’s on the collapse of her empire, not building the foundation of the empire, like when I grabbed her ass…

I’ve told this story before, but I don’t leave my house much, so deal with it.Here she is ridiculous…just because….

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2014

20

Nov

Lady Gaga Gets her Tattoo of the Day

Lady Gaga posted pictures getting an armpit tattoo for her fans…and there was really nothing erotic about it, and I don’t even think there is really a story here, unless you are like my old roommate who had an armpit fetish, and would beg every girl he met, usually in the first 10 minutes of meeting him, to let him fuck their armpits, to which you’d expect most girls to be disgusted by and run off shaking their heads, but surprisingly, every few mornings, a different girl would walk out of his room, and I’d know exactly what went down…motherfucker fucked her armpit…and never her pussy….it made for a really interesting walk of shame….with girls from all walks of life…but that has nothing to do with Lady Gaga, I mean other than he’d probably jerk off to these pics…thanks to armpit…

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2014

19

Nov

Lady Gaga is in some Weird Sheer Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga wore a weirdo sheer outfit that framed her nipple in a way the paparazzi couldn’t miss what she was doing….

I call this her marketing campaign. Her attempt to come across as an obscure artist, when really she’s just an insecure girl who’s insecurity got her to a place where people actually bought into her, all while using some stupid, well thought out, but still stupid act, producing really commercial, even brainwashing pop music, allowing her to feel that level of acceptance, and love her broken down face always wanted….but I would say, with a lack of authenticity, it’s not really that sustainable, I could be wrong, seeing as people are retards and bought into it the first time, but every time I see her now, doing shit like this, I think, she’s reaching hard…hoping to keep relevant…and as long as there are nipples involved I am all for it…because I like nipples…

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2014

18

Nov

Lady Gaga VS Nina Agdal at Bike Riding of the Day

An interesting contrast happened on the paparazzi boards…Lady Gaga was on a bike in a bikini top wherever the fuck she is in the world…and so was Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal…

I figured it was a great opportunity to compare what a downsy-looking overrated by hot bodied model looked like versus some overrated dumpy popstar no one really cares about anymore…

I figure there is no winner, they are both winners and we are the losers, but by the looks of Lady Gaga’s pants, I think she pissed herself knowing Agdal’s got more sex appeal…

I’d have you vote now, but I don’t care about your opinion…

I will link you to more pics of NINA and GAGA…because that’s what I do…

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2014

06

Nov

Lady Gaga Picture of the Day

Lady Gaga is all about low hanging fruit for attention seeking. You know do anything people will look at, talk about, notice, until they stop caring because she’s done everything and the allure of her being subversive totally disappears and the obviosuly reality that she’s only trying to be shocking for attention takes away from it being shocking, and if anything is just boring and repetitive no matter how much effort she put into it…

So she could be topless, or flashing a thong ass, or even fisting herself using a dead person’t fist, while eating out a puppy, and the world would just not care…it’s just gaga being gaga and gaga being gaga sucks…even when naked…and not just because of her face and body, but because of all it represents…which is evil..

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2014

24

Oct

Lady Gaga Nipples of the Day

We have established that Lady Gaga has nipples and that she’s not afraid to show them in her shameless self promotion – but it’s getting boring. No one cares about her tits that we’ve already seen – we are more keen on seeing spread asshole – because if you are going to put yourself out there to be eccentric and different – it takes more than showing your tits…you need try to be the artist on some higher concept level you pretend to be – and really shock the fucking world…

I guess she fears losing endorsements, because she is a business, this is a business, and she want to come across weird – but she can’t do things that would actually be shocking – because she’s a fucking lie…

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2014

23

Oct

Lady Gaga Does Goth Publicity Stunt of the Day

Lady Gaga wore black lace lingerie in some attempt at being over the top – maybe even a little silly – all while pretending to be high concept, shocking and next level – because everyday is Halloween for Lady Gaga. She has no authenticity and is lost her her stage show that she is just a shell of a human struggling to come back into the entertainment industry at the level she was, when people were bought and ate her shit up, because they related to the message of being ugly and embracing it, being a freak and embracing it, before realizing she’s a highly commercialized act that is contrived to trick them into thinking she actually means it and that she isn’t just a puppet used to sell albums to the suburban gays and the uglies of this generation…

Tons of market research went into creating this brand identity…but now she’s drowning in it trying to figure out how to maintain relevance…clearly failing…but I see some tit…and that’s ok…even when attached to a gremlin of a woman, because it comes with so much sadness and deep rooted issues, as they know they are gremlins…and that no one actually likes them, and the only reason people came to her party is because they were paid to…

Nice look, so edgy and different – you fucking clown.

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2014

13

Oct

Lady Gaga in a See Through Dress of the Day

Lady Gaga wore a see through lace dress for the paparazzi the other day – because Lady Gaga is a fame whore who was ugly and teased growing up – but who managed to polarize the situation and make her ugly marketable by being loud and ridiculous while catering to the gay market, who despite being superficial and flamboyant, seem to love ugly fat girls and carry around with them while they are shopping, and ugly fat girls seem to love gay men, because they give them self esteem, hope and teach them how to suck random horny and willing cock they find on tinder and discuss it in a non-judgemental way – since gays have been up on random hook-ups like fat chicks since before there were even fat chicks…you know back when the world was 60 pounds less obese..

Doesn’t matter, you can see her nipples, and I guess he’s hoping that matters – because she’s tried everything else…

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2014

06

Oct

Lady Gaga Airs Out her Vagina of the Day

Lady Gaga got some stupid tattoo last week and posted the pictures to her social media because I guess she felt that people cared, and the scary thing is that she’s pretty fucking famous, and people do care. It’s like if she put on a hat, even being the bullshit hack, scam artist that she is – a huge amount of people will still buy that hat because Gaga was wearing it. Which to me is pretty amazing and says a lot about just how stupid the general population is thanks to media, propaganda and other Nazi tools used to sell product….and reminds me why Ebola is so welcomed this Holiday season….

Anyway, I just saw the ass pic today and the idea of her airing out her vag and/or testicles, and or bleeding hemorrhoids was offensive enough for me to want to share it…and I guess the sickest thing in all this is that I once fondled her ass really fucking hard at a club she was drunk at – when her security wasn’t paying attention…and I liked it…does that make me gay?

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