I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Lady Gaga Category

2009

08

Dec

Lady Gaga Met The Queen of the Day

Something is seriously wrong with the world when Lady Gaga gets to meet the Queen. Sure she’s some kind of court jester who targets the Queens and it seems almost fitting but seriously if I was the Royal Family which I’m not, my security detail would have killed this fucking monster as soon as it stepped foot in the building for fear that it was carrying an HIV filled syringe or whatever these weird fucking tranny pros use to protect themselves these days….

Seriously, she needs to be sent back to the fucking gutter, she’s not growing on me, she’s just making me hate her more.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Queen

2009

07

Dec

Lady Gaga in Some Stupid See Thru Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga continues to prove the power of marketing on the American People, as she walks around dressed like a street whore Reindeer for the Holiday Season, because people actually pay to see her perform. They also buy her records and follow her fashion style and even other popstars are copying her shit because they assume the reason she is so big is because of how much of a circus performer she is.

Now I can’t stand the bitch because I know she is entirely fabricated and bullshit and that nothing about her is authentic, it is all just a bullshit machine that is making a ton of fucking money because they’ve done it right. From becoming best friends with Perez Hilton, a loser with no friends so happy to have a little attention that he has become her personal reporter to his huge audience to pretty much everything else about her and none of that really bothers me, because I figure if you’re smart you do what you gotta do to make as much as you can to make money and if you’re not, you end up like me….

My only issue with her and all her bullshit theatrics and lies is that she’s really not hot in any fucking way, if anything she’s fucking disgusting…and you’d have to be a gay to get off to her, but as long as she wears see thru, I gotta post it.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lady Gaga|See Thru

2009

01

Dec

Lady Gaga Falls of the Day

Lady Gaga was in montreal this past weekend and I was hoping to stage a gang raping with some of the creepiest HIV infected people I know, like I was some kind of maestro or some shit, directing the whole fucking thing like it was a fucking orchestra or some shit. Since I couldn’t pull that off, I just hoped something horrible would happen to her resulting in her throat being pulled the fuck out….but all I got was this video of her falling, unfortunately not killing herself.

I wasn’t at the show….cuz I hate the cunt….but shoulda been throwing anthrax at her….

Posted in:Falls|Lady Gaga

2009

24

Nov

Lady Gaga Adjusts Her Worthless Tit of the Day

I still can’t believe that the public is buying into this bitch and her music. The fact that her concert tour is sold out just makes no fucking sense to me. I get that you don’t have to be good looking to be successful, but when you see someone try this fucking hard it usually becomes a lot more of a joke that something you’d want to buy into a support. You know she’s just a rich kid try hard, who pretty much created this persona in her bedroom after the other girls wouldn’t play Barbie with her so she decided she’d “show them” and in that quest to prove the bullies wrong, got a whole lot of marketing budget behind her, since her label wanted something to market to the gays since everyone is fucking gay these days and nothing about her is authentic, it’s just a fucking joke, a joke she pretends to believe in and in turn so does the rest of the world because they are followers with no original thought and she’s counting her money all the way to the fucking bank and too make matters worse than they already are…she is fucking ugly….nothing about her turns me on…even though she tries to make everything about her sexual…it’s a miserable series of events that I really don’t understand and here she is adjusting her tit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Tit

2009

17

Nov

Beyonce and Lady Gaga Video of the Day

This is a music video set that I wish a horrible accident happened to. Something like a terrorist attack, like maybe a motherfucker in a bus full of explosives driving into the building they were in, or maybe even just a fire from some bum wiriing that blocked off the door and the fire escape was faulty or some shit because Lady Gaga and Beyonce are pretty much my least favorite twats in the music industry. They are both inflated egos on ugly chicks and seeing them working together for Beyonce’s album just proves how bullshit the music industry is and how it is all a scam on us to make fucking money.

They are both in pantsless outfits, so if you’re one of the weirdos who like these idiots or who finds them hot, you’ll like this, and for the rest of you, if you find ugly girls dancing around with no pants on pretending to sing shitty songs like they were real popstars, even though they are real popstars, thanks to some glitch in our society, you’ll like this too…

Posted in:Beyonce|Lady Gaga

2009

05

Nov

Lady Gaga is Disgusting in Some Sheer Dress of the Day

I still haven’t accepted the fact that Lady Gaga is famous. I still don’t believe it. I just can’t imagine there every being a time in history where something so ugly could garner so much attention and not be shot or tortured or her head cut off for stepping the fuck out of line, she is just too fucking ridiculous, she is a bad influence on teenage girls everywhere, she’s going to turn the whole world into a bunch of vapid, superficial little homos all while being ugly as fuck.

Sure ugly chicks have a history of being fag hags, because straight guys want nothing to do with them and ugly chicks tend to be a lot more sassy than hot chicks cuz they are ugly and bitter and try harder to have attitude but no matter what they do, or how many gay dudes listen to their problems, will always remain outcasts of society, especially when the gays they hang with move onto new, more fat ugly chicks, leavin alone and babyless and worse than where they started because they had that little glimpse of a fun, good life where they had purpose when all their life they were a nobody no one noticed and all of a sudden they were sipping martinis in the VIP room in outrageous clothes…a fate I can only hope happens to this pig of a fucking woman or man or whatever the fuck she claims to be…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Sheer Dress

2009

03

Nov

Lady Gaga Kils a Paparazzi of the Day

I want to know who the fuck is paying off everyone for Lady Gaga’s career.

Last night she awarded for her contribution to style in New York. I realize that decision makers don’t always know what’s u and a lot of politics and money go into making these choices and I get that it is easy for idiots to get confused by what Lady Gaga does, thinking it may be fashionable, when really it is fucking ridiculous and circus shit and I understand that Lady Gaga is all the fucking rage today, so if you have an award to give, givingit to her is good marketing because the second she shows to your event, people will know you exist or some shit….but am I the only one who is bored of this bitch. Doesn’t anyone else see through her bullshit, can’t they see she’s a joke and a machine fabricated by a record company to cater to the gay market? Do people really think this is authentic and not contrived? It just doesn’t make sense to me. She is not talented or fashionable, she is just a stain on pop culture….at least she covers her disgusting face….

The craziest thing in all this is that when Gaga showed up to the event, one of the paparazzi fell off a ladder and died. Seriously. That’s just how poisonous this cunt is and the real tragedy in all this is not that a dude died because of Lady Gaga, something I am sure wasn’t on his top 10 list of ways to die, but that it wasn’t her who died because she is the fucking devil and needs to be stopped….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dead|Lady Gaga|Paparazzi

2009

30

Sep

Lady Gaga Disgusting in Concert of the Day

Lady Gaga is still pulling her ridiculous and is wearing less and less clothes. I find her tedious and disgusting and I don’t know if she is a he or if she is just clowning all of us while exploiting all the gay cliches she can, but I do know that when she was in Toronto, I did grab her ass behind her security’s back and she didn’t seem to feel it or realize I was grabbin at her amongst the chaos, or if she did she didn’t care because when you are as ugly as her, you take all the touching you can get, but now I’m all confused as to whether that makes me gay. Eithery way, I probably should have done the world a favor and kidnapped her when I had the chance and chain her to a tree in the middle of the woods to fend against the elements in her pantless outfit.

Here she is in concert annoying me and flashing her ass.

Here is what could be pussy lip, but could also be ballsack….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Concert|Disgusting|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2009

17

Sep

Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Lookin’ Tit of the Day

I wish the sun Gaga’s got behind her head that she made with that hairpiece was the actual sun setting on her career…because I am pretty fucking fed up with her and her clownlike behavior. I’ve ripped into her a lot. I laugh at her bullshit. I get annoyed of how contrived it is and the whole time she does it she’s fucking disgusting looking and in most cases, when a bitch is disgusting looking, her getting topless or showing off her body makes her easier to stomach, but Gaga’s ex fat body is just a sloppy fuckin’ mess and doesn’t do much in distracting from her wonky fucking face and if she really wanted to make an impact and leave a legacy before fading away, she’s end her fucking life, in some kind of final artistic expression performing art lie she’s peddling, otherwise, she’s just goin to disappear, both situations are a win for us, and here is her nipple in some stupid clown outfi.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Sloppy|Tit

2009

11

Sep

Lady Gaga Has Not Pants On and Is Acting Ridiculous of the Day

Lady Gaga is a fucking clown who does anything to distract the world from her ugly fucking face. It’s like she created this whole act around trying to mask her ugliness and I guess it’s worked out in her favor, so maybe all you ugly people out there, and I know there are a lot of you reading this site, should take her lead and start wearing masks, oversized suglasses, hats, costumes, wigs and change the way you speak to sound like a stereotypical homosexual but instead of admitting that you are mockin’ and exploiting their lifestyle, give them a little attention and make them your fans, or some shit. Either way, she disgusts me and is pretty much the only person I hate in entertainment who I want to make a vow to stop writing about because it’s just repetitive and bores me, but when she’s got no pants, not shirt and is throwing a bouqet of flowes, I just gotta put it out there in hopes of making someone hate her enough to hunt her down and make her “disappear”…..or at least get people to stop buying her records and going to her shows….

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pants