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2009

22

Jun

Lady Gaga and Her Ass of the Day

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While Perez Hilton was getting “beat up”, which was more like dancing like a queen in a pair of Lindsay Lohan leggings, while some groupie gay dude, who was probably a Gaga back-up dancer, humped his face…I was creep grabbin’ this ass behind her security’s back. The ass was alright and I don’t think it was in these assless pants, but the rest was as disgusting as you’d imagine it to be.

I wish I had a camera because the fuckin’ Perez shit is blowin the fuck up right now.


Watch the Perez Statement About Will.I.Am Fighting….I was in Cobra Club and Witnessed that Shit…it was Amazing…But not as Amazing as Watching Perez Cry…
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Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga

2009

22

Jun

Lady Gaga and her Wedgie of the Day

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I was at an afterparty for the MMVA’s that Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton rolled into around 2 in the morning. I decided to try to get free booze out of them, but their security was too tight. At one point I got Perez Hilton’s attention for about 10 seconds when he wasn’t getting his face humped by some groupie dude who was hangin off the rafters, but he didn’t invite me up. Then Gaga made her way to the front where I was standing, I asked her for a drink and she looked at me like I was a dick for not trying to get her autograph or something, and didn’t let me up, so I reached around security and grabbed her ass hard, which isn’t even that bad of an ass, sure it’s fat and the legs are stalky, but next to that face of hers, shit’s heaven.

Around 10 minutes later, Will.I.Am rolled through, and I was pretty much right next to him, I think we may have been holding hands, cuz as he was holding Perez by the gay jacket with one hand, and Perez squirmed, I told him that if he wanted Perez hurt, I’d get it done for him, since he’s a big star and doesn’t need that kind of press, but I do need the publicity.

Within 2 minutes, Perez Hilton stormed out of the place and Will.I.Am followed. Unfortunately, my camera was stolen last night, but it was fuckin’ funny to see Perez eat his words and squirm, especially considering the motherfucker is as big as his head.

I hit his Twitter page and his she is all about how he is bleeding and called the cops, he’s just a pansy and definitely deserved it, making Will.I.Am the star of the fuckin day. I have no idea why or how i was holding hands with him, but I’m glad I was cuz this shit was soooo funny.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Wedgie

2009

17

Jun

Katy Perry Does the Gaga of the Day

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You know what fucks up your self esteem, when you launch a shitty pop career and are all the rage for a week or two, then an even uglier bitch moves in on your fuckin’ glory and your ugly ass falls into second place. I can’t imagine the emotional trauma falling second to Lady Gaga would do to a motherfucker’s soul, but I’m thinkin’ it along the lines of being molested as a child by someone you trust, the only thing left for you is to turn lesbian and eat away the pain.

I guess if you can’t beat them, get your hair cut like them, put on stupid glasses like them, and pretty much imitate them, hoping to hold onto that mark you made….while the rest of the world hopes you cunt end up being on the same plane that happens to fuckin’ crash into the Ocean like they were flying out of Brazil or some shit…..I hate them.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lady Gaga|Ugly Pig

2009

05

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi Video of the Day

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It is no surprise the Gaga is making ou in the beginning of her video because paying a dude is really the only way I can imagine anyone making out with her weak chin, big nosed, monkey lookin’face. The fact that they are specking in some obscure language makes the whole thing more fucking annoying, but seeing her get killed made me cum.

Either way, you all know I hate Gaga. She’s a fake who is biting what the real electro-pop kids are doing in the art scene in New York, and the lies she says about having a performing arts show and being in the scene, is hysterical, because I’ve asked people and no one knows who she is or had ever heard of her, because she’s the kind of girl who no one fucking notices and no one cares about, until a heavy marketing budget gets pumped into her fat ass. Fuck her. Fuck her music. Fuck this video, even though the director killed it, but Gaga ruined it by being in it and by having a career.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Paparazzi

2009

21

May

Guess The Pantless Pig of the Day

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I know pigs are never supposed to wear pants but guess who didn’t wear pants again ….come on…I’ll give you three guesses…if you said “tranny lookin’ broken down rich kid who craves attention because she’s ugly and does it by making a mockery of gay people and their gay lifestyles by spitting out cliches about things she thinks they can relate to and who only has gay fans from FAUX-MOs or the kind of fag who is a real fag because he takes dick in his mouth/ass/wherever, but isn’t a real fag in his core, because he’s doing it as a fashion statement to justify why he’s such a fuckin’ loser in his mid western town and does every annoyingly gay thing possible because he saw it on tv, like a Perez Hilton for example”…then you win absolutely nothing…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pantless

2009

20

May

Lady Gaga’s Uterus Mirror of the Day

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I was trying to figure out why Lady Gaga was wearing a mirror on her uterus. At first I thought it was to let people watch themselves going down on her, so that they can be haunted by that low point for the rest of their fuckin’ lives, but then I realized it’s because bitch has a fucking gunt/muff gut like a 45 year old mother of 4, because she’s a fucking vile pig and rockin’ a mirror covering the shit makes some optical illusion that distracts people from her testicles, but I could be wrong, maybe it’s just an annoying fucking fashion statement, like not wearing pants on a flight around the fuckin’ world, like a fat slobby motherfucker who hasn’t left his couch for 5 days and all it does is make me wonder why it real girls don’t dress like this, because it seems like something I could appreciate on the right body, but instead we’re stuck with the ugly ones.

On a sidenote, I wrote this post while taking a vile shit, because it only seemed fitting. Thank god for laptops…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Mirror|Uterus

2009

14

May

I Still fucking Hate Lady Gaga of the Day

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I don’t understand why Lady Gaga speaks the way she does. I don’t understand her whole act. I don’t think she deserves fame. I hope this is a last album for her. I think she’s milking this gay angle too much and after an insider at her label told me they created her to target the gay market, so this is all bullshit, this is her mocking homosexuality, so all you fucking sisters out there, all you fucking’ ass licking faggots, understand this is all a lie and she’s manipulating you. Stop supporting her.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2009

24

Apr

I Fuckin’ Hate Lady Gaga of the Day

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Here’s Lady Gaga and her busted up face walking around a UK TV show with her teacup, because she’s fucking obnoxious cunt who thinks she’s is an artist, interesting, of substance.

To prove she’s is a fake, she talks with her stupid fabricated voice about her weird gay club shows where she wore an Indian head dress, a bikini while lighting hairspray on fire and she calls it performing art, I call it fucking garbage that is pretending to be art, when I do stupid stunts for attention, it doesn’t really constitute as art, just because I say it is art. It remains stupid shit.

Art is when a homeless guy runs down the street after covering her face in “war paint” with his feces.

I love that she says that she is not inspired by anyone and that she is inspired to herself, that’s a fucking lie. That’s what try hards say so that we don’t catch on to their bullshit. So in a lot of ways, that’s her telling the world she’s fucking fake piece of shit.

Here is her disaster performance – I hope the end is fucking near for her – seriously – this is garbage….

Posted in:Jonathan Ross|Lady Gaga|UK

2009

21

Apr

Another Lady Gaga with No Pants on Post of the Day

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When I saw this set of pictures I thought to myself that I wasn’t going to post them, because it’s just another Lady Gaga without pants screaming “Everyone Look at Me” and I generally hate people who are like that, especially when they are ugly and not naked/making their vaginas talk, unless their was an ass shot. The last picture in the set, was an ass shot. This is the result. An unispired post that I had a debate with myself about posting. I guess Gaga like Lily Allen does inspire people to become gay, or in the very least question their sexuality, because if any other girl was wearing a leotard, there would be no internal dialog about whether or not to post it. Gaga, take your dick, and shove it in your ass, you faggot whore. I am convinced that she has a dick and if she doesn’t, she might as well have one, because I am a pretty straight dude and there’s no way I’d ever fuck with that, even with her money, fame and promises.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pantsless|Pig

2009

21

Apr

Lady Gaga Does Coldplay of the Day

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I am continuing my Gaga hate watch and this time it is her in concert on her piano doing the Coldplay Viva La Vida song. I used to give her some credit about her singing, I used to say the face of an accident victim and a voice of an angel, but her voice isn’t even as good as I originally expected. She may have the same level of sex appeal as Susan Boyle, but she doesn’t have her talent.

Either way scroll through to 3:30 and listen to her drag queen swag that pisses me the fuck off everytime I hear it. Speak like a normal person you fucking piece of shit clown.

Now I’ll get to posting bitches you wanna fuck, just give me a minute.

Lady Gaga, Coldplay
Lady Gaga Does Coldplay of the Day

I am continuing my Gaga hate watch and this time it is her in concert on her piano doing the Coldplay Viva La Vida song. I used to give her some credit about her singing, I used to say the face of an accident victim and a voice of an angel, but her voice isn’t even as good as I originally expected. She may have the same level of sex appeal as Susan Boyle, but she doesn’t have her talent.

Either way scroll through to 3:30 and listen to her drag queen swag that pisses me the fuck off everytime I hear it. Speak like a normal person you fucking piece of shit clown.

Now I’ll get to posting bitches you wanna fuck, just give me a minute.

Here’s Gaga being fucking lame in the UK….Check Out the Fatty in the See THrough Shirt….Not the Fatty in the Umbrella-ella-ella-eh shirt….Why is she doin the whole hanging with fat chick thing…or right…cuz she’s fat and they are fatter…that makes her feel skinny…I get it…she’s so obvious….

Posted in:Coldplay|Lady Gaga