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2009

09

Mar

Perez Hilton is So Smitten With Lady Gaga of the Day

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Perez Hilton is a glitch in the internet. He was a lonely, fame hungry, ugly, identity crisis homo, with no real talent, but an obsession with celebrity, that he took to the internet and thanks to a series of events, the right time and right place bullshit, and a gay voice in an era when people were becoming more accepting of that played up fag talk, except for real gay people, who considered him to be a fucking embarassment and clown to their sexuality.

His success in undeniable, his site is huge, he makes money and he leverages his name, he gets out there and milks his shit harder than he probably milks the guy he pays for sex because even with his “website” he still can’t get groupy cock, because having a website to begin with is fucking lame, even if the public is moving towards the interent more than fuckin ever and Perez Hilton is the only bullshit URL they know.

But the truth is that he’s not a fucking journalist, he reports lies, fake exclusives and shit other people are reporting before him, he just managed to be a machine about things and have lots of people tipping him off, but when people reference his site, I laugh because it’s just a fucking blog and like any other blog, the shit is opinion based and low fuckin’ quality so that’s why he is just a glitch, maybe even a military strategy from CUBA to infiltrate America where it counts, and that is with Hollywood, because up until Obama, Americans could identify the name of Britney Spears’ kids before they could identify they Secretary of State and it would be nice if he was sent back to CUBA where he and his family belong….

That said, dude is so desperate for friends that he has embraced the attention Lady Gaga’s been giving him, because she knows he has a huge audience and if she has to sit and watch his trashy disgusting mouth down a burger like the fat big he is, it’s worth the post he’ll write about it.

So this fucking reject of a person, finally feels acceptance from famous people, and he’s fucking smitten, he is fucking glowing like a 20 year old virgin who just got with the hot chick from his high school after randomly running into her during Thanksgiving back home, and you know that everything that Perez reports about Lady Gaga will be positive because they are Best Fucking Friends and she’s given him the time of fucking day, while every other celebrity who snobs him, or calls him out for the faggot loser he is, he rips apart on his site because he is emotionally involved and his website’s all he got going for him and he’s goin’ to show them.

Whether it’s posting Lily Allen nude pics cuz they had a twitter fight, or shitting on Lohan because Sam Ronson sued him and Paris Hilton had him on payroll, the whole thing is a fucking joke and you people are the root of the problem. All it takes is to stop visiting his site and he’ll go the fuck away and if you really need to hear a gay guy in action who is actually worth reading and not a fucking hack, you should be visiting Dlisted , because at least he’s got a little edge, a unique voice, good comedic fucking timing and isn’t a suck up bitch, especially not to some ugly poser like Gaga.

Not that any of that rant matters, she uses him, he uses her, they stroke each other’s egos and give each other credibility and hand jobs since she has a dick, and there is no way this ugly bitch is not a tranny, they are pigs, at least she’s wearing fucking pants, they don’t look human and both disgust me, so maybe they’re meant for each other and all it took was the internet to bring them together.

Here’s some video of Gaga after landing in LA.

Posted in:Groupie|Lady Gaga|Perez Hilton|Smitten

2009

02

Mar

Lady Gaga is Still a Man in Stupid Clothing of the Day

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This just in, Lady Gaga is still fucking ugly. I have gone to tranny shows a few times in my life, not because I’m a queer or anything, but because there’s one above a strip club I go to sometimes, and I’ve accidentally gone upstairs a few times. I’ve also been approached by tranny whores soliciting sex, I’m talking drug addicted tranny whores trying to make some money for their next fix by sucking me off in an alley, I’ve been to gay bars where I used the lady’s bathroom for fear of getting aids in the orgy that is the men’s bathroom, and come face to face with some tranny’s, I’ve hung out with some gender bending weirdos because when you drink all the time and have no money, you end up in weird fucking places, and I will saw this, ever single one of them was hotter than this Lady Gaga whore. There is no way she isn’t a gay man, let’s do a faggot check list and see if she passes….

1- she has this electro pop shit down = faggot,
2- she wears outrageous costumes = faggot,
3- she loves attention = faggot,
4- she loves glamorous or seemingly glamorous things = faggot,
5- she’s pretentious = faggot
6- she’s into the party scene = faggot
7- she thinks she’s a fashion icon = faggot
8- she has an adam’s apple, ball bulge and is wearing a leotard = faggot.

That’s the end of my faggot check list, which may not be accurate, but if she does have a pussy, I want to see it, because as far as I am concerned it is IMPOSSIBLE….watch her back up dancers struggle picking her up part of the way through her performance. Good times.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Tranny

2009

27

Feb

Lady Gaga in Video of the Day

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Since I slept in today, I figure I’ll punish you with this Lady Gaga video. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, because I can’t stomach her in live-action, but I’m going to post it anyway, because I know she’s probably annoying, pretentious and ugly, but I could be wrong…that’s just how daring I am…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Video

2009

26

Feb

Lady Gaga Forgets to Tuck of the Day

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So I’ve been saying that everything about Lady Gaga reminds me of some kind of tranny. Her electro pop music that I hate, but is a hit in the gayest of dance clubs, her obsession with sex, the fact that she dresses like an idiot and without pants and her broken down weak chinned masculine face all scream “Man trying to be a cartoon version of a chick”.

So I’ve been waiting for the day that she got too drunk, danced too intense leading to a cock slip, or testicle slip or massive hacked off stump from a night on too much acid slip, or an oversized clit that comes with hormone therapy slip, or whatever the fuck she has going on in her genitals cuz we can’t tell her gender slip, you know to slowly sneak out of the leotard to put an end to all her fucking lies, since she pretty much started.

I was expecting this to happen after her shit started to falter, you know when the rest of the world realized she was full of shit and that she’s not worth listening to, you know as a hanging on to the glory kind of publicity stunt she was keeping in her back pocket for when it was needed down the road, and not at the height of her popularity, but I guess the glamorous fame she’s been dying for all her life has made her overlook some key details when she was trying to secure her mangina in its home tucked and taped between her thighs….

Sure it could be fabric bunching up, but where’s the fun in that? So I’m sticking with cock bulge.

Here’s some whore who showed up to hang with GAGA and Her Cock….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|No Pants

2009

19

Feb

Lady Gaga Performing at the Brits With Pet Shop Boys of the Day

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In more tragic news, Lady Gaga was at the Brits pushing her sucking her dick to the top skills to the next level to secure a stronger UK audience by somehow working her way onto the bill by performing with the legendary gay anthem Pet Shop Boys because I guess they thought she was in their target market, until bitch took off her pants and they realized there was no sign of testicle.

The point is that she befriends the media like Perez because she knows he is huge and has huge visibility and plays nice to him so he thinks he is in because he’s a bottom feeding lonely leach trying to get the respect he thinks he deserves and her text messages provide that glimmer of hope, she befriends other artists, she caters to the gay market and the whole time she does it, she’s fucking ugly, I’m talking monster fucking ugly and there’s no sign of her disappearing yet, not that it’s easy for a mutant with a birth defect to keep low profile anywhere she goes, but as long as she’s off the TV, Internet and Radio, I’ll be happy.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Performing|Pet Shop Boys

2009

16

Feb

The New Lady Gaga Video of the Day

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Now anyone who reads this site knows that I hate Lady Gaga and unlike my Lily Allen inconsistency that started earlier today, the hatred for Lady Gaga still burns strong. I don’t really let it affect my everyday life, you know that’d be fucking strange, but anytime her music comes on, I do manage to randomly start smashing my face into the closest brick wall.

Sure, she can sing better than most people, but she still pisses me off, mainly because she’s ugly and sings about sex.

Now I don’t hate all ugly girls, I just like when they know their place. You know, feel insecure and go above and beyond to get you to like them because every other guy has fucked them over and not take all the cock you’ve had and channel that into thinking they actually wanted to fuck you because you’re a godness, when really they fucked you cuz you had a vagina and last time I checked, vagina is better than jerking off. So now she makes slutty sex charged music and dressing half naked, making me unable to imagine her covered up and behind a mask like I’d like to think whenever her song hits every 10 minutes on the radio because I have already seen too much and can’t erase those things.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Video

2009

06

Feb

Lady Gaga Performing for Black History Month of the Day

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I figured since Black dudes will pretty much fuck anything that is white, and since Lady Gaga has a fat ass and busted face, that she should be the mascot for Black History Month here on DrunkenStepfather.com.

Here are some pictures of her sloppy ass performing in some stupid outfit, with you guessed it…a black dude who she rides on stage giving us a preview of the role playing that goes on on the tour bus, you know “Slave Master’s Daughter getting sodomized by Samson’s huge Black Dick in the Plantation Field”.

Posted in:Black History Month|Jungle Fever|Lady Gaga

2009

05

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Gold Pants Don’t Make That Pussy a Gold Mine of the Day

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I love this girl’s song pokerface, but I think it needs a little re-write, you know since it’s coming from her, maybe lyrics like “Mangled Face”, “Hit by a drunk driver and dragged 10 blocks face”, “Botched Plastic Surgery Face” or maybe “I’ve found my nose, but where did my chin go face”. All this to say, she’s ugly and I don’t actually love her Pokerface song, shit is just always on the fucking radio that I know every lyric and can’t help but sing a long and that makes me hate myself more that I already do. I know I didn’t think it was possible, but I guess I can thank Lady Gaga for that.

Bonus that’s Not Really a Bonus, Here are some pictures of her in another obnoxiously stupid and fabricated weird enough to get attention outfit….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Ugly

2009

29

Jan

Lady Gaga is So Fucking Ugly She Can’t Be Human of the Day

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I guess we shouldn’t hate Lady Gaga, considering the reason Lady Gaga wears sunglasses is because she’s heinous (H’anus) and she knows it.

She’s on this cover this dodgy mutant weird lookin’face as much as she fucking can because she knows that only serious horny perverts and horror movie make-up artists can really get inspired by it. Even her parents try to convince her to cover her mug up, and give each other high fives when she turns down attending family functions, because it makes the people around them judge them, wondering what the hell they did wrong, and they rather keep things out of sight and out of mind.

So I don’t hate the fact that she looks like she’s trying to be glamorous in these pics, even though I normally really hate chicks in sunglasses at night or inside, with some obnoxious front, because I approve that this time the bitch is doing it because it’s saving us from having to look at her disgusting face in its entirety, next time around she should try a ski mask…or maybe she should try to stay home, or even suicide, I think it’ll be a good look for her…one I could really get used to.

The only fame she really ever deserved was winning first prize as pig of the year at the county fair, or maybe as a prize winner at some genetic disorder clinic’s nation wide search for stories that inspire for beating all odds by living a normal life without letting her face disability get in the way. Or even getting some press on afternoon talk shows for being a product of incest, or as someone in a news segment who lived next to a toxic waste dumpsite for a couple of decades, drinking and showering in the radioactive water never really getting why parts of her body were falling off, or even as the spokesperson for safety in the workplace after surviving a mutilating farm equipment accident that we’d all get to see on some commercials. She does not deserve what she’s got and I hope it ends.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Ugly

2009

28

Jan

Paris Hilton Interviews Lady Gaga and I survived of the Day

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So Paris Hilton is a huge fan of Lady Gaga’s, which means you need to stop listening to this cunt now. It also turns out they went to school together and I am sure Paris Hilton didn’t give her the time of day back then, meaning that her giving her the time of day today is some fake shit that you’d expect from Paris. But since Gaga was always seeking approval of her peers, proven in how she tries so hard to be different because they didn’t let her in their circle, she’s probably got a fucking female boner now that she’s made it. Who knows, maybe Paris helped lauch her career, maybe they are actually friends, but I do know that 5hiw interview is fucking tedious to watch and that Gaga’s one single is her only fucking single because I hate her and her rich kid trying to be different by pretending to be a fucking artist bullshit, not to mention, she’s fucking disgusting looking and I expect more out of the girls I see on TV walking around in their underwear. If I wanted to see a fat half naked ass in action, I’d just pull out my mirror and drop my pants and start my fucking jig I’ve been practicing all day, so I don’t need to see hers.

Sure, I’m all for people ripping off drag queens by dressing like assholes to get attention. I am also for people ripping of Christina Aguilera’s singing style and putting it to hipster shit, but bitch needs to take some fucking ownership to the fact that she’s just another mainstream popstar and not some revolutionary fucking artist paving the way for the next generation of artists. Real artists don’t host parties with Paris Hilton. Ever. They are too busy being crazy in their basements cutting their ears off and sodomizing themselves for creative inspiration. Maybe Lady Gaga would be better off in a fucking gag, unfortunately, the only thing she’s gagging on is her fucking chin because that’s the only explanation as to where it went. She needs to be working at American Apparel with the other try hards, pretending she’s so unique, instead of on the radio ruining my day, becuase that way only her immediate friends and the suck ups who suck her dick and feed her that false sense of confidence would have to hear her talk about how cool she thinks she is and how she’s on the next fucking level…so different that her fuckin creative venute is going to take the fuck over…..instead she’s just a fucking cookie cutter popstar who I want to see disappear.

Here are some pictures of the night at PUNK which is probably anything but PUNK, you know with a VIP list and security that won’t let you in with cameras and shit. I am posting them because I have them, not because I think they are worth lookin’ at. This girl is a waste of space, but at least the world’s given her the stamp of approval she’s always been lookin’ for….even if it only lasts a few months….she can always say she made it….that she was an artist and a talent and the world recognized it.

Here is some Paris Hilton at the event because she is just a fucking monster and her black panties probably smell like pure shit.

Here’s some Chick Named Mutya Buena Showing Off Her Panties Leaving the Event….what kind of name is Mutya…You know sure she’s a fucking dog, but do you have to drive the point home by naming her that Mr and Mrs Buena?

Here’s the Only Good Coming Out of Gaga’s Clown Costumes, and That is the follower whores who may or may not be famous because I am not good at recognizing this shit…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Paris Hilton