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Archive for the Lady Gaga Category

2009

20

Apr

Lady Gaga is Still Fucking Weird of the Day

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I hate Lady Gaga. I hate her Nuclear Power Plant Meltdown face. I hate that she’s got a bigger dick than me and I hate that when I hear her sing, I feel like the sky is opening up and the gods are summoning me, until I listen to her lyrics and realize that she’s full of fucking shit. A tool used by the record label to target gays and this fake artist installation piece that is her life is getting fucking annoying. No matter what stunts she pulls she will remain totally uninteresting, uninspiring and a candy coated mockery of some culture I want nothing to do with. Let’s hope she gets Aids like the many faggots before her who paved the way for her.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Weird

2009

17

Apr

Lady Gaga and Tapes Up Her Tit Like It was Her Dick of the Day

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I posted these pictures of my least favorite clown yesterday, but it turns out there are a ton fuckin’ more and I figured since deflated fat chick tits are all you know, you’ll appreciate this shit. Unfortunately, I don’t. This shit just annoys me. It’s theatrical, attention craving, obnoxious and the one thing I can hope after seeing these is that bitch gets eaten up by the fame she doesn’t deserve because she’s ugly and dies of a fucking drug overdose as soon as fucking possible please.

Posted in:"Artist"|Lady Gaga|Nipple|See Through|Tape

2009

16

Apr

Lady Gaga’s See Through Taped Up Nipple Weirdness of the Day

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Lady Gaga went to some medical center, I assume to deal with her Aids, you know since she is a gay man and Aids is the gay disease, or at least started out as the gay disease, before Africa took that shit away from them, because I guess no one wants to give the gay’s anything of their own and that’s why they come together and throw fucking parades and shit….

She showed up in a see-through shirt, with her nipples taped, like some kind of obscure hipster, carrying a tea cup, because since she’s made it, she insists on doing her urine samples in high end china, while wearing a wig and glasses, and all that production still couldn’t distract me from her weak chin, disgusting face. Good try though.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Nipple|See Through|Ugly

2009

09

Apr

Lady Gaga Takes Her Tranny Lovin’ Ass Out Without Pants of the Day

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Everyone knows Lady Gaga is ugly, including Lady Gaga. I feel like I wrote shit about her the last couple of days saying that the only reason she is popular is because she targets the gays and women and gays and women seem to be the only people who like ugly chicks because it makes them feel better looking, so in the event that I did, realize that I’ve been drunk for the last 4 days and everything is a bit of a blur.

I think I figured out why this pig doesn’t wear pants and it is because she is fat and like my wife, who is also fat, any non elastic waist band piece of clothing is the fuckin’ enemy, because they don’t make non elastic band waist clothing in her size, and that means having to come to terms with the fact that you’re a fuckin’ pig.

But I could be wrong and bitch is just trying to divert attention from her face, she’s like “LOOOK AT MY PUSSY, LOOK AT MY PUSSY, FORGET MY FACE….LOOK AT MY PUSSY”. Tranny loving whore.

Here are some pictures of her performing, every concert looks exactly the fucking same and shit bores me…but you may like it…if you’re black….cuz this ass is fat….

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2009

03

Apr

Lady Gaga’s Disgusting Vaginaed Friend of the Day

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I hate Lady Gaga because I know she is full of shit. Her act annoys me and I hate that people buy into it. She is ugly and overcompensates. But I don’t hate her as much as I hate this nasty pussy she’s fuckin’ with.

Now I don’t care if girls get drunk and eat each other out, I actually like it, encourage it and try to get the best view I can of it, but I do mind with the girls doin’ it look like these monsters.

Let’s all hold hands and pray that AIDS gets to Gaga before another tour does.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Vagina

2009

30

Mar

Christina Aguilera Wears Her Gaga Pants of the Day

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I guess Christina Aguilera feels threatened by Lady Gaga, you know because that this ugly faced rat of a woman with a penis, who targets all the gays and Perez Hilton, is actually a huge fucking thing, and I am not talking about her penis, I am talking about her record sales, despite her having no business being famous, so that’s why she decides to dress like the motherfucker, and do surprise appearances at his Birthday party, because it’s her way of re-securing her position as a Gay Icon….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Lady Gaga|No Pants

2009

25

Mar

Lady Gaga Concert Pictures of the Day

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I find Lady Gaga performing realy uninspiring. Bitch is like some annoying kid at a dinner party who won’t shut the fuck up about how bad she wants to be famous while doing a stupid fucking tap dance that makes you lock the motherfucker in the closet. Her shit is so over-the-top that it’s lame and above all she’s fucking ugly. Bitches like this need to go away, I don’t care how well she sings, she’s fucking useless and should be on bathroom floors ripping lines of coke of some DJs dick and not famous. The world is a shitty place, this is proof.

Posted in:Concert|Lady Gaga

2009

16

Mar

Lady Gaga and her Handler of the Day

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Here are some pictures of the next biggest thing in pop music, yes Faggots and I am not talking about Perez the latch on who probably makes more money than her, but is far from a star, but Lady Gaga, who has blown the fuck up despite being a try-hard with a pretty ugly fucking face and a dick she manages to hide. This no pants thing is all part of her manipulation, she’s got Lady in her name, she wears Leotards where you’d think you’d see a dick if she actually had a dick, but no fag hag is this outrageous, fake glamorous, obnoxious, while most fags are….

I’ve decided to be less negative about her as she’s coming to Montreal in a week and I expect to slap dicks with her, just to prove I’m right. The things I’ll do for the internet amazes me sometimes…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|No Pants

2009

13

Mar

Lady Gaga Has a Dick of the Day

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I am getting tired of ripping into Lady Gaga, it’s all very negative and a waste of fucking energy, you know she is doing her thing, people are diggin’ it, she can sing, her sound is her own and music is her own, and whether I find shit a little lame, a little forced and the whole thing very bullshit, makes no difference because she’s here, her music gets played and she’s going to be around for awhile.

That said, just because I accept that she’s around, doesn’t mean that I accept her to be a woman. I am convinced that just throwing the name “Lady” in her name, is some over compensation shit to further trick us into thinking she’s got a vagina, you know like how could she have a dick if her name is Lady Gaga, kinda thing. Not to mention, she has a busted man face, stupid wigs, stupid costumes, a raspy dick suckin’ voice and looks like she’s wearing a fucking diaper under her leotard while acting like a gay dude’s rendition of a fabulous glamorous woman.

Now, I guess I could be wrong, and she could just have unfortunate genes, but whatever she is, she’s definitely here to stay, so get used to it and turn on her song “Poke her Face” while you fantasize about her tits, just the way she used get her face poked in the gay club bathrooms while jerking her own dick, before she had to tuck it away for fame….

Here she is kickin’ of her North American tour…

Posted in:Dick|Lady Gaga|Tranny

2009

10

Mar

Lady Gaga Forgets Her Pants on The View of the Day

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Lady Gaga talks like a Drag Queen. There is no way that her raspy voice dick suckin’ voice does not have a penis. She is also into outrageous half naked outfits, ugly chinless faces, and this glam bullshit, and all that shit is way to gay….this is a stage show you’d find at the local drag bar and I’ve been to a few of them, I’ve always hung out with drag queens and she’s fully biting their style. I don’t believe she has a vagina because I don’t want to believe she has a vagina, but if she does, it is safe to say that all the showboating is just to distract us from the ugly she is.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|The View|Ugly