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2009

08

Sep

Lady Gaga Showing Off Her Stomach Disgusts Me of the Day

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I haven’t figured out what look this joke of a person is ripping off today in her quest to be “original” but I’m pretty sure it’s a mix of the gay biker who fucked Freddie Mercury up the ass and gave him Aids and short pudgy girl with a weak chin. Her act is fuckin’ weak and I think it’s time for her to disappear mainly because anything that looks like this should be working behind the cash at the dollar store and not making money traveling the world polluting our youth with her serious insecurities that stem from having no friends growing up and that are masked as “artistic vision”. I just want to know who buys her shit cuz I think the only authentic thing about the shit is how ugly she is, the rest is all a BULLSHIT lie and I hate when I am lied to by the media……

Pics via Fame Pictures

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Stomach

2009

25

Aug

Lady Gaga Tryin’ to Be Dramatic of the Day

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Lady Gaga’s life is like a far too long, played out high school play that was writen by the girl no one talked to who had a thing for old movies. The quality of her acting is fucking garbage and the storyline is weak…..

Her facial expressions and dramatic performance is like the time my highschool friend turned drag queen thought he got his period after convincing us he was pregnant for 3 months, something we all knew was impossible but didn’t want to upset him about and instead went along with it, cuz he was a little unstable. Only she looks more like a dude/ Marilyn Manson with that nose and weak chin than he did….

I hate her. She is annoying and I don’t know what this glamour hollywood from the ’50s bullshit is, but it’s fuckin’ nauseating…she’s not Marilyn Monroe being carted off to prison for having mob ties, or fuckin’ Audrey Hepburn coming out of a fucking abortion clinic with a man she’s having extra marital affairs with, she’s a tacky piece of garbage who doesn’t deserve the attention she’s getting….but what do I know….

Posted in:Glamor|Lady Gaga

2009

07

Aug

Lady Gaga Flashing Her Dick of the Day

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(Removed video due to autoplay annoying me – google it if you care)

In Gaga’s most recent cry for attention, she decided to flash her dick, or her fake dick in front of a bunch of people at a pride event. I guess she’s trying to gain credibility amongst the fags she’s exploiting as actually being one of them, or maybe she just wants people writing about her, and they are, including me, but at least I know I am not helping her career, because no one reads this fuckin’ site, because if I was helping her career, I’d be forced to kill myself because I hate this bitch and want her to disappear pretyt much more than anyone in Entertainment right now, because she’s just full of fuckin shit.

Posted in:Dick|Lady Gaga

2009

06

Aug

Lady Gaga and Her Titty Flash Video of the Day

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My computer isn’t working today and either is my penis now that I’ve been subjected to Lady Gaga’s transexual breast and it’s nipple. Shit always leaves me feeling weird, even though tranny porn is statistically more watched by straight men than gay men, which never really made sense to me, so maybe this hate for Gaga is my libido telling me I’m faggot, but I don’t think that’s true, because I have traditionally loved girls who don’t have dicks, or look like they should have dicks, or sound like they have dicks and spent the whole night sucking dicks in a Gay Sauna.

What I do know is that if Karma existed, this bitch would die of fucking AIds for mocking the homo lifestyle and exploiting it and making money off it.

She’s bullshit and here is her tit in video…

Posted in:Bullshit|Lady Gaga|Slip|Tit

2009

04

Aug

Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Pussy in her Nude Leotard of the Day

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Either Lady Gaga has a meaty external pussy like many women in need of vagina reconstruction surgery, who don’t get it cuz they are under the impression that the burger in their fuckin’ pants is normal, because no dude’s every complained about the shit, because he wanted to get laid, and a meaty pussy still feels good, it’s just kinda scary to look at, especially when pulsating under a leotard.

Or she is as I predicted a gender confused girl who isn’t sure if she’s a gay male or an overcompensating fag hag, cuz she hasn’t got enough dick to fuck a dude up the ass or even to get her dick sucked, but she does have a great stage show the gay community can respect because she addresses all their superficial, stereotypical needs, like fame, money and sex, and thanks the Gays and award shows because she isn’t just trying to market to them, she is them.

The whole thing is bullshit and I hate her, but my feelings have nothing to do with how much of a cunt she is, she does a good enough job of showing the world that daily and anyone who falls into her bullshit trap is a fuckin’ idiot.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Leotard|Nude

2009

22

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Stupid Outfits are Getting Really Fuckin’ Stupid of the Day

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Lady Gaga and that face are just mocking us now. I hope you realize that and by you, I mean the world, because she’s pretending to be an artist, while just being a fuckin’ clown and anyone who thinks this is interesting, or cerebral, on some next level shit is a fuckin’ idiot who is just jumpin on the bandwagon cuz they are followers, gay poser, because no straight dude would get down to this, and no real fag would respect any of this. I encourage any stalker weirdo out there who wants to kidnap her, to stop plotting and make a fuckin’ move, cuz I’m tired and starting to get angry, and regret that I grabbed her ass when I saw her in the club, when I should have stabbed her in the fuckin neck with a broken beer bottle….not because I am a violent person, but because it is my artistic vision….and I think it would contribute to her outfit as a great accessory…with actual purpose…instead of whatever is going on with these Kermit the frogs….assholes…

Pics via FAME PICTURES

Posted in:Costumes|Lady Gaga|Outfits

2009

15

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Weird Outfit and Ugly Face of the Day

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You know what the world needs more of? Lady Gaga covering her fucking face like she is in these pictures. This bitch is a fucking monster who needs to spend some of that Gaga money on Gaga surgery that ideally goes awry and leaves her in a Gaga coma.

On a sidenote people don’t believe that I grabbed her ass last month, every calls me out saying I am lying, I guess they don’t get that grabbing Gaga ass is not something I’d be bragging about, if anything, it was a lowpoint that I blame drunken desperation and the fact that it was so easy to pull off, so from now on, when I grab famous ass, I will take pictures.

Posted in:Lace|Lady Gaga|Ugly|Weird

2009

09

Jul

Lady Gaga is Gagged of the Day

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Lady Gaga’s stunts are getting old fast. We get that she’s desperate enough for attention to hang with Perez Hilton for free advertising, we get that she had no friends growing up and is on some fabricated, unauthentic artist kick, we get she’s just some twat who can sing who created this seriously unlikable character, and we get that her face is fuckin’ disgusting and I guess she does too and that’s why she tries to distract us with her fat chick tits and annoying tranny talk but now she’s done us all a favor and covered the shit up. Sure she’s probably trying to be ironic, or something lame, but I think it’s a real good look she should keep up…

Posted in:Gagged|Lady Gaga

2009

06

Jul

Lady Gaga Goes Topless of the Day

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I hate this sloppy bitch, I didn’t mind slapping and grabbin at her fishnet covered ass, but I still hate everything else about her, from her face, to her music, to her image to her mocking the homosexual culture by acting like she’s fabulous and just one of them, despite it being a lie, and she’s just some NYC rich kid with a dream to get revenge on everyone who made fun of her, but I don’t mind that she’s gone topless, because tits, although uneventful, especially while floppy on Lady Gaga, are still fuckin’ tits and throw in an arm covering her weak chin, she’s almost good to go.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Topless

2009

29

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Still Trying to Distract Us With Stupidities of the Day

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If I had known that I would have been in a club with Lady Gaga last week, I probably would have played things out a little different, and instead of grabbing her ass around her secuirty guard’s back, and demanding a drink, only for her cunt fuck face to give me a dirty look, like she’s not a ugly piece of shit girl I would normally piss on if she hadn’t tricked the world and got herself famous, and I would have suicide bombed her fuckin’ pussy.

When I see her, I feel angry, and when I see her pulling stunts like this with her stupid hair piece to hide her accidented face and I just want her dead.

Posted in:Disgusting|Joke|Lady Gaga|Stupidities