I like to use these KEEK videos as a reminder to all you freaks, that this girl, is like 12. I get that she is an american hero, with all her Olympic Gold Medal winning. You know old enough to represent your country should mean old enough to masturbate to herin a bikini…..not to mention that she’s on TV now, which also cancels out her age to the perverts, because the media is serving her to the creepy fans on a platter….and sure we were all 17 years old once, and we all got drunk, high and fucked at 17, and the day we turned 18 and legal nothing changed….even 25 years later…I am still the fucking same…but I wasn’t on hormone therapy to stunt my growth to make me a winner…like she is….

All this to say, her gymnast body in a bikini at 17 creeps me out. Even if she was 18 it would creep me out. But I do appreciate her flexibility….

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This is not hot – or erotic.

She’s a little fucking kid, or at least she acts like it.

Sure she’ll be 18 in 8 months and her hormone therapy from being an Olympic gymnast will not have worn off, so you can legally get off to her pretending she’s 12, and sure, she’s probably already had sex, and not just with her coaches, I mean 17 today is like 25 10 years ago, but seeing this vine is creepy as shit to me. Maybe cuz I hate young girls and how annoying they are, or maybe I just hate gold medal winners, I generally stick to those who suck at life.

Either way, here she is on a good path….trouble.

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This is typical for a right wing site…to showcase an American hero in a subtle semi-erotic way…for their right wing readers…who don’t like gays, but don’t mind good old all american medal winning teen ass…cuz staring at teen ass…like firearms is a God Given American right…and if you don’t like it you can get yourself back to some Mulim country like Iraq.(eye-rack).

Don’t worry…she fought for your country…she may be 17….but she won gold for America…and that means you can lust after her like a oil tycoon in Texas….who hates those blacks and mexicans…but likes the neighbor’s daughter enough to buy her from her parents….

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There are s a few things about McKayla Maroney that are creepy, the first being that perverts everywhere find her hot….and I get that perverts don’t care that she’s 17….I mean 16 is legal here….and with all the hormones in the food and shit…what difference does 6 months between now and 18 really make…especially when she’s old enough to represent your country in the olympics…then she’s old enough for you to lust after…or something…..but the reality is that unlike all the girls you see in short shorts with big boobs as their dads shake their head in disappointment….while secretly loving when they have sleep overs….she hasn’t really benefitted from the generation of big tits….cuz she was too busy training…and lookin at her all jacked like this…in a pic she posted to Instagram…it is safe to say that she doesn’t get her period…and more importantly you’re not into jail bait…but Russian women who can beat the fuck out of you…I mean those shoulders are fucking beast….so stop sexualizing her you freaks.

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McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Gold medal winning meme…who is not 18, but I figure if she’s old enough to represent your country and win for your country and make millions in sponsorship from your country….

She’s old enough for you to look at sexually…not to mention I’m in Canaada where 14-16 is legal, but I don’t recommend it…cuz dirty, unprotected sex loving 20 somethings who have learned the ropes, been beat down a few times, open minded to anal and other things the youth fear, despite it being the best form of Birth Control…and god doesn’t take away your V-Card if you do it….

You see, I don’t like the under 18s at all…except maybe when they are walking around in the summer in booty shorts and I can’t tell they are under 18 until their dads give me dirty looks knowing they do the same to their friend’s daughters….

But I do like an athlete turned actor, faced with so much attention, starting to hit social media with videos dressed like a tart….cuz I know what’s gonna come when the general interest in her disappears…and so do you…cuz it always fucking does

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Teen gymnast McKayla Maroney was on Letterman and some weird light flare that could have been a weird breast or weird nipple cuz she’s 12 years old, underdeveloped at least horomonally, thanks to the Olympic gymnast diet, supplement and program she’s likely been part of since she was 2, you know crafted into this flipping machine like this was a communist sports program in the 80s, bred to be a beast…..and that you are hoping was a nipple…cuz you are sick and like this young shit….but that I am thinking is in no way nipple….cuz how would they let that get on TV?! Are CBS kiddie pornographers? If so, they should be charged for it like they were the local priest/schoolbus driver / daycare worker/ sicko that they clearly are….but that their high powered lawyers would get them off…

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McKayla Maroney is teaching the Dougie I like to think Kate Upton in her bikini made famous…cuz I see that shit in clubs all the time….

That said, McKayla Maroney is a 16 year old Gymnast who wins medals and the hottest thing about her for most of you is that she’s 16 and you can’t touch her legally…but more importantly that she’s a Medal winning gymnast…so that if you did….she could bend in ways you would not no how to handle…all fit and unhuman….perfect to jerk off to the highlight reel of….

Being 16 and bendy doesn’t impress me cuz 16 is Legal in Canada and I don’t even bother fucking with that….and pretty much like all the Olympic coverage…except maybe for seeing the Spice girls at 100 years old…still fuckable…even sporty despite her dick….this is boring…happy it is over so I can focus on what is important…hating people for tweeting and social networking #sharkweek….Assholes….

Here are some of her tweets…I may be in love with her mom….the blonde in one of the pics who probably forced her girl into this shit hard…I like that in a parent.

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