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Archive for the Milf Category

2023

11

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

Mom, is that you?

What’s for dinner?

Did you finish the laundry?

Can you drive me to the mall?

Mom?

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2023

04

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

I never know what makes a milf, because there are levels to being a milf. Did some young guy tell these ladies “Ma’am you’re a MILF”…or did they decide to brand themselves as MILFs in some potentially over confident approach to posting nudes…and what made them decide they were MILFS, do they actually have kids or are they just old….not to mention if they do have kids, how many kids have ripped through their vagina, leaving remnants on the floor and battle wounds on their bodies and are the kids still kids or are they all grown up hence the venturing into the whole MILF-DOM of the internet….

You just never know, the only thing you can be certain of is that they are past their prime, damaged goods, used goods and putting in the work to compensate for that which I’ll support no matter how freakish pregnancy is and how irresponsible it is as a parent to be posting nudes on the internet because I like nudes.

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2023

27

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

Milfs are apparently sex objects too, since they have vaginas.

I am unfortunately at the age where MILFS are a lot younger than me, so much younger that it is almost perverted to think of them in sexual ways, and not even because they’ve had sex to completion and their cunts have ejected at least one baby….

That doesn’t mean that I think all MILFs are hot by default, it just makes me feel like I’m lying to you when I pretend to hate on their blown out mom pussies, or their 40 year old bodies….because I know as much as you know that I’d fuck anything that is not 100 and even if it was 100…I’d probably fuck that too.

So hate on MILFs, or fall in love with MILFs, it’s the holiday season, a time for moms and families to spend time together, or a time for perverts with nothing to fantasize about having families if life worked out better, and the key to that is THIS…

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2023

20

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

It’s 5 pm, shouldn’t these MILFs be making dinner or helping the kids with homework..maybe driving them to their sport practice, or their language lessons, or their tutoring, or whatever…..

Or is this just new generation parenting, put your shitty kid in front of the screen where he accesses porn and other mindless retard shit, while mom goes out there and produces her own porn for the benefit of the family as a whole, cuz her holes are ready to make the money needed to buy all the essentials she wants, like DESIGNER PURSES…

Pretty shameful, but in a world with no shame….MILFS…

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2023

13

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

Here are some moms who pretend that they are MILFs because I figure all moms are MILFs since all dudes will fuck anything which gives them the illusion they are MILFs and they don’t even need the dudes of the world to tell them they are MILFs, or to end up in any scandals where they fuck their students, or their kid’s friends, or the neighbor’s kid to really validate that shit…they can just post hot content to the internet and make the SIMPS and CUCKS write to them about how they want to make sweet love to them until they can’t walk, you know filling them up in ways that make them feel like they are reverse giving birth…you know diving in head first or some shit….MILF SEX.

So here’s some of that contnet being uploaded of self-directed, self-determined, MILFS cuz they are old, who ya’ll validate with your desperation….

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2023

06

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

I didn’t have a MILF fetish when I was young, mom’s in the era were rarely hot or slutty, at least not with me…fucking the fat unshowered poor kid no one liked was not really living out their fantasy of banging a high school student….so I just never fell into the mom fetish thing, even when I’d meet hot moms, I’d just imagine the freakishness of child birth destroying their vaginas….

I grew out of that a long time ago, because the miracle of birth is real and the purpose of life so breeding women is hot to me, but that didn’t give me a MILF fetish….it jujst made me like trad women who breed over the Sex and the City inspired women to focus on career and being empty degenerates into their 50s, only to die alone without fulfilling their purpose, because they were drawn into living a Gay Man’s life, rather than a trad life…

Thanks to aging out, we all reach the age where MILF turn into Grannies and then Great Grannies, so the women who were once hot are now old, and the MILFs are actually far younger than the literal GREAT GRANNIES who are our age….so child or not, being irresponsible mothers or not…they’re not as bad as they could be.

SO here are some MILFs…


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2023

30

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

I guess going down on a mom in hopes of getting a piece of nutrient rich afterbirth is a little ambitious….especially since the only moms I’m able to go down on are post menopausal grannies, and any remnants of placenta is usually just lost pieces of food they’ve fucked, old condoms they’ve forgotten about because they are hookers and use condoms, or various other ailments, like viruses, auto-immune diseases that lead to pieces of the pussy to fall out of them….so I haven’t quite figured out what would make a MILF fetish really hold any value besides that nutrient rich afterbirth…except maybe low expectations from marriage or low self worth from having birthed kids…or maybe their ability to fold clothing, make beds and feed a fat fuck like me a sandwich all while I judge them for being bad moms for being in places where I can connect with them and offer them sexual favors….not that it happens….but you know what I mean….what are the MILF selling points for anyone who not a horny teen at a friend’s sleepover with a hot and horny mom ready to take your virginity….cuz I’m not seeing it….

When you have all the hot girls of the internet to fetishize, why turn to MILF content, you’d think you’d only do MILFs for lack of options when trying to live out the release from all the hot girl contnet….

Confusing…definitely….here are some MILFS..

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2023

23

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

Mom, is that you?

Jokes. My mom is dead….

But this is seemingly someone’s mom, unless it’s just a bunch of middle aged horny chicks who market themselves as MILFS, that don’t actually have kids, that use that as an angle to get fucked or be a fetish, knowing that the good years are behind them and that dudes like MILFS as a concept, so run with. it….

It would make sense that they are childless, empty, looking for a hole to fill not realizing why thanks to modern propaganda….

Either way, MILFS..

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2023

16

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

Milfs aren’t what’s for dinner but they should be “bitch, what’s for dinner” because as a mother, that is one of their key chores and most important mom duties…other than being available for sex after the kids are put down for the night….and raising the kids properly, with solid morals and values, so that they do better and have better lives than her….most notably…not resorting to posting nudes on the internet for money…..to pay for that baby formula or whatever the motivation of trying to find your mom sex appeal while being a mom, calling yourself a MILF and taking naughty pics of yourself in hopes some poor shit with mommy issues takes the fucking bait and SUBSCRIBES.

Yeah, I’m more into moms being moms and taking that seriously, I already know they are whores from the fact they took loads that stuck to the uterus hard enough to impregnate them, I don’t need to follow-through or follow-up act to lure me in…save that for the SWINGERS parties MOM…

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2023

02

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

What happens to a MILF Fetish, when you get older?

This is a serious question, since I see so many stunted motherfuckers out there, still jerking off the babes they jerked off to in the 90s, not even to the same content they jerked off to in the 90s, but to their updated 30 years older content, and it blows me the fuck away.

There’s absolutely no evolution in the jerk off material, it’s like still jerking off to memories of the time you had sex all those decades ago, maybe it’s to the hot girl in High School you managed to see the tit of when she was spending the night because she was friends with your less creepy sister, I don’t know….but it happens all the time..

So I didn’t have a MILF fetish and still don’t have a MILF fetish, I see the whole motherhood thing being a miracle, a blessing, and incredible gift that women are given, to keep the species alive. However, I do not find it sexy.

I find it to be the moment when a woman worth jerking off to transcends to the next level of human experience, leaving that part of her behind.

I also came from an era where the mom was a fucking mom, there were hardly hot moms in the mix, maybe one or two but I don’t even remember them because a hot mom wasn’t a memorable hot mom in that time…

So that’s why I wonder, if dudes, stunted dudes with MILF fetishes due to mental illness, or mommy issues, existed when you were 18….what happens at 40 or 50 or 60…are you still looking to fuck mommy while baby is in the other room…or do you look more towards granny and great granny so that they age difference is still there for you to feel like you’re being nursed like you were never nursed……

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