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2020

23

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

I remember when MILF became a household term, even though the concept was a tale as old as time, where dudes everywhere could relate because at one point in time, they met a mom they wanted to fuck….whether it was a friend’s mom, a girlfriend’s mom, a single mom who worked at the stripclub who rooked you into thinking she’d fuck you if you got weekly lapdances from her, until realizing she was just playing you, but was in fact still a mom you wanted to fuck….

I never fully subscribed to the MILF concept, even MILFs my own age have been a terrifying concept because of the whole having a kid thing….I realize as a drunkenstepfather, a fear of kids is not part of the equation, but just being indifferent about the kids, a passive character in the same house as them with no authority or effort because I skipped the whole being a father figure and was more the roommate they knew was mooching off their mom….who was in no way a MILF….it was more a convenience thing, you know roof over head, food in fridge…I did it because MILF wasn’t a concept then and if it was she wouldn’t have passed the MILF test….so she was fat and desperate and I guess it worked out, or destroyed me at my soul…but the point is…DrunkenStepfathering wasn’t a product of MILFs, because hot moms are offset by being moms and thus no longer hot….MILFs to me are more a science experiment to see what damage the baby does ripping apart the pussy and body…you know a let’s see how it bounces back after birth…

But other dudes love MILFs, for the experience, or the fact that they don’t want other kids as they had kids and are over it….they like older, wiser, responsible enough to keep kids alive and fed, so that they cna be sure to be coddled like she was their own mom, you know momma boy shit…

I also know that moms looking to have a second stab at being HOT are all about showing off they are MILFs, so happy MILF is a fetish, so that they can play in the internet nudity game….and some of these MILFs are better than the MILFs of the past because some hot young chicks are dumb enough to get pregnant and not abort…loopholing the whole MILF thing by not being 40, sloppy, divorced and depressing.

Here’s those MILFs…

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2020

16

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

I guess there are creepier things to be into than MILFS, which for the most part are actual moms and not just middled aged single women pretending to be mom’s in efforts to get those OnlyFans subscribers….you know the sneaky “milf” appropriators who basically call themselves MILFs because they are old to be MILFS but are more like Jennifer Aniston and babyless because they made all those modern woman decisions to be career oriented and to have fun rather than breed….only to feel empty at 40 and eager to get naked on the internet to feel some level of “mattering”….this is them mattering..

Now I don’t know why dudes, young or old are into Milfs, the idea of a baby being shat out of a womb is one that confuses me and that seems so unnatural…I am sure there is some psychology behind the whole baby making being a turn on….maybe it’s that dudes into MILFs secretly want to fuck their moms, you know momma boy shit…maybe its that dudes are into more believable pussy…meaning that they could likely fuck a MILF before an actual hot young chick….I just know there are so many MILFs on the internet posting MILF content on the MILF internet and here’s this week’s round up for those of you less into celebrity and more into naked amateur moms.

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2020

09

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS….Moms need support too….they aren’t dead even if they should be on a sexual level.

I get it, the idea of birthing a child is totally unnatural. A parasite in your womb that breaks through your wet and wonderful grippy vagina….only to leave you gaping, blown out like a Vietnamese Village in 1970 after the USA rolled through…some My Lai shit….only the vagina version…

Even their husbands or baby daddies are repulsed by the process, no longer a sexual being, but forever a product of the dangers of sex….PREGNANCY…worse than AIDS…especially since there’s pill for AIDS….no pill for babies, except maybe plan b but we’re a little too far gone for PLAN B at this time….

So turning to the internet with their nudes, maybe after months of YOGA or other mom workouts, maybe they tried the KETO diet during COVID lockdown or maybe they just starved themselves out and not because they heard some expert on a ROGAN podcase….but because the stress of kids destroyed their appetite and spirit…reminding them that being a mom is the worst fucking commitment ever….

So in hoping some perverts out there are into someone who has kids, so long as it is not their kids, or someone who has experience, thanks to being old….will be turned on by that maternal instinct because deep in their souls they seek a mom of their own since their mom died….this is the nudie content they put out…fun…

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2020

02

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

In this world we live in of everyone being a porned up pervert fuck, we have so many different categories of every day girls uploading their nudes to the internet for clout, attention, a cheap thrill….I guess women are exhbitionists and like being jerked off to…

So today, we bring you MILF MONDAY…these are self proclaimed MILFS….women who have shat out children from their cunts…who have gone onto getting naked on the internet for some sort of release or distraction from the hell that is childbirth and raising a kid, the thing they THINK they want to do, but hate the entire time…..

There are two kinds of MILFs in this world…those who look like they’ve shat out a bunch of kids because they’ve given up and there’s visible damage to their bodies from birthing…from saggy empty tits to a beat up stretch mark stomach…or those who likely gave birth young who managed to bounce back…so some of these MILFS are good….others bad…but all like being cummed in….or are irresponsibly cummed in…fucking breeders….

Both kinds of MILF or ALL MILFS featured are narcissistic enough to think they need to reproduce to keep their genetic line going in an overpopulated world that has no real future because we are all going to die of COVID, GLOBAL WARMING, CORPORATE GREED, CHINA and whatever else is an imposing threat on our souls…

But luckily narcism means getting off to people getting off to them, so they put out naked shit that started as a hobby, maybe a wild drunk night to see the reaction that’s now gone viral and made them part of a naked everyday woman movement I document on this site daily…INCLUDING WEEKENDS….

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2020

26

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

Since Milky Breast Monday wasn’t enough….

I figure why not add some excitement to your life with some MILFS….that I assume are actually MILFS because they uploaded the pics of themselves to amateur MILF fetish sites….I don’t know why any non-MILF even if she’s in her 40s would ever call herself a MILF unless she was trying to use MILF as an excuse for her Quarantine Weight Gain…”no that’s from my child”….

I guess women with kids are allowed to get naked on the internet showing their more experienced vaginas than non-MOM women, at least experienced in a “I experienced a Traumatic event” kind of experienced, not “I learned this new trick with that took me years of fucking to figure out experience”…..two different kinds of experiences…one makes them better and the other makes them potentially banged out…whether vaginas retract or not…babies have been pushed through them….

So with all the celeb pregnancy news during Quarantine, from Hilary Duff to whoever the fuck else is pregnant, I prefer the non celebs…so here’s some MILFs…for a NEW monday feature for you perverts.

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2020

19

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

Earlier today, I was wondering if any other “Blogger” has been as resilient as me.

It’s not an achievement, but I started this shit November 2004 and have been doing it since. The reality is I was very drunk in the early years and would do a post or two a day, but eventually I got my stride and have done over 50,000 posts in my time here, which is insane, especially since I am not a writer, since I have nothing to say, had no interest in writing blogs, I was alway more a face for radio type if I was to be in the media, but had no interest in being in the media….

So along with basically reconditioned my brain into this weirdo multi-tab titty blogger pervert who was a pervert to begin with….it’s left me empty on every level…

Since celebrities all turn to social media to upload their smut and any one interested int those celebs has already seen the shit we’re posting, in this era of no more paparazzi, leaks or exclusives, it’s all self produced marketing material by the whores, there’s really no point to the site, besides “my take” on it, but who cares about that…I mean I don’t.

So I’ve sat back and said “since I hate celebs, they bore me, and always have”…this didn’t start as some fan boy celebrity shit, it just evolved into that because the people coming to the site were stoked on celebrities and felt that making fun of celebs would be easy, sustainable, low hanging fruit and it was….

But it bores me, it’s always bored me, and I’ve really only liked the internet for the nudes…not the porn…the nudes…the regular non porn people getting naked…and with porn being as mainstream as it is…there’s a bunch of people jumping in on the trend…from celebs like Bella Thorne, to cam girls, to the amateurs all saying “I can get naked too”..

So I am all for posting the nudity….documenting it…we do daily posts on this shit and they are the most hyped posts around…

Today, we launch MILF MONDAY….a place for moms who post nudes to have their mom nudes showcased, whether you’re into mom pussy or not…MILFs are a fetish…and are women getting naked for free…so it’s a fucking win….

Welcome…to our first instalment of MILF MONDAY….

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2009

10

Jul

Elle Macpherson in her Party Dress of the Day

Elle Macpherson, like the expired milk in my fridge, is no longer in her prime. She doesn’t look or taste her best but when it really comes down to it, I’d still put her on my ceral and ignore them clumpy sour lumps, because you can’t eat cereal dry. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because this post is on some next level “written in code” shit, or at least it seems like it is, when in reality, I’m just an idiot, an idiot who still has a love for Elle Macpherson and if I am still alive when bitch is being pushed in a wheel chair and shitting herself at the old folks home, will still have a love for Elle Macpherson because she single handedly introduced me to SI Swimsuit Edition with her nipples in a time before porn and that kind of shit doesn’t get forgotten….

Posted in:Cocktail Dress|Elle Macpherson|Milf

2009

05

Mar

A Couple Retired Supermodels Making Out With Each Other of the Day

Sure these aren’t pictures of Elle Macpherson and Claudia Schiffer actually making out with each other, but they should be, despite Katy Perry ruining my interest in girl on girl action so that every time I see any girl on girl action her Kissed a Girl garbage plays on repeat in my head, because I’d still be down to see it, since I grew up on these girls and 10 years too late is better than never…

I don’t know where these pictures were taken, but it seems like these ladies are doing everyday mom stuff, so I can only assume it’s some private island they drop ex models off at, you know so the public doesn’t get a tarnished vision of the perfection they once had, you know as they age and rot away into disgusting, it’s pretty much the same logic as to why you don’t want an open casket at your funeral, but I think that’s just overkill, let these whores into the general public, they’ve already had it too fuckin’ easy, let us use the private islands for for homeless people and people with Aids and homosexuals, you know to clean up our streets and make the world a better place.

Here are those pics.

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Elle Macpherson|Milf|Mom|Supermodels

2008

20

Mar

Some Christina Aguilera Isn’t Pregnant Anymore Pictures of the Day

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2007

10

Oct

I am – Cindy Crawford is Still a Super Model of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Cindy Crawford talking on a cellphone at some toy store she brought her kids to, because when you are rich and you have kids, showering them with things they don’t need is what you’ve gotta do. I am guessing they are probably her life because she’s really got nothing else going for her, I haven’t seen her cast on Dancing with the Stars or any Celebrity Big Brother shit, so I can safely assume that her kids are her purpose. The reason I am posting these pictures is because I thought it was funny that she pulled her phone away to strike a pose for the paparazzi like she’s still a fuckin’ supermodel, I guess it’s hard to grasp that your getting older and trying to prove that you’ve still got what it takes makes you feel better about things. I once knew am old dude, I’m talking in his 70s who used to be into boxing when he was a kid and was some kind of champion, every time dude got drunk he’d lapse into that boxing tough guy mentality and pick fights with young college kids to prove he still had it and every single time he’d end up getting his fucking ass kicked….but just kept on doing it. I guess you gotta respect that kind of spirit, it’s a lot more inspiring than you being too scared to get a job because your mom’s going to ask you to move out of her house because you like that she always cooks you dinner, there’s always food in the fridge, your laundry always gets done and bed always gets made. If only chicks found that as appealing as your man-pussy ass. Yeah I know the whole living with your mom virgin thing is getting repetitive, but I am telling you it never gets old for me….


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Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Ex-Model|Milf|Posing|Unsorted